Ways of avoiding STD's

[Bebop]

One for Kim, Khloe and...the other broad.

pretty sure of the three, khloe is the other broad. now, i'll see my way out...

 

[StephanieB]

I'm the last person that can give advice on the subject. Out of the 25 or so women I've been with, I've raw dogged almost every one of them. Some of them were one night stands.

Somehow, I passed all of my STD tests that I took last May.

Exactly. That's why I say the majority of people just don't understand and believe all the bullshit. But I know you, and you know me(I think) and we have been around enough to know that std's are so overrated. Again, it's always best to be as safe as possible but I mean come on get real. People like you and I know the deal. It's just an unpopular stance. Hell, even if your doctor will say when you catch something like herpes he will tell you it doesn't really matter. The other diseases they will be harsh on you because they are just trying to protect you because they know it's curable so they are just trying to protect you. But std's are so rare depending on what neighborhood you live in. People that find fault in what I'm saying are only going by with what they read in a book or on the internet by what people say on here. You and I know from real experience.

fb/jl

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

kourtney fool! o:

Otherwise known as the one with the worst personality of the 3. If that's at all possible. Well it is, this wooden cut out is a real life person.

Shocking I know.

 

[mushishi]

You should be taking z pack on a daily basis for preventative measure.

Wouldn't the bacteria develop a tolerance, turning into a super bug? Perma-garlic-smelling peen! Oh my!

 

[Slobodan]

Koalas get chlamydia, and call it wet bottom disease. It's not the same as the normal human chlamydia though, and chances of infection for a human are pretty low. I am not suggesting fucking koalas.

Whats the verdict on wombats?

 

[Tuf_guy]

I can just imagine some hairy fat guy in his underwear writing the OP from a bunk bed in his mom's basement.

I remember when I could just use my imagination instead of pr0n...

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Koalas get chlamydia, and call it wet bottom disease. It's not the same as the normal human chlamydia though, and chances of infection for a human are pretty low. I am not suggesting fucking koalas.

Imagine eucalyptus flavored blowies

 

[MortalWombat]

Whats the verdict on wombats?

You could offer to buy me a drink first.

 

[5H3RD0G]

Rename it something else to avoid it and when they come up with something new change once again.

 

[zeb]

FOR MEN (Did not read all posts yet, hopefully not a repeat):
In shower use finger nail to get a sliver of soap and insert sliver of soap into pee-hole. You want a decent sized sliver that will not break apart!
Squeeze head of penis so that you get some of the soap on the insides of your pee-hole. Don't let soap sliver break.
Remove sliver of soap and be sure to pee a little before exiting shower (it should burn).
I do that always after any unprotected type of sex - got it from my big bro, who may have got it from some Mens type of book (you know, the Mens book of everything you need to know but no one told you).

 

[Slobodan]

FOR MEN (Did not read all posts yet, hopefully not a repeat):
In shower use finger nail to get a sliver of soap and insert sliver of soap into pee-hole. You want a decent sized sliver that will not break apart!
Squeeze head of penis so that you get some of the soap on the insides of your pee-hole. Don't let soap sliver break.
Remove sliver of soap and be sure to pee a little before exiting shower (it should burn).
I do that always after any unprotected type of sex - got it from my big bro, who may have got it from some Mens type of book (you know, the Mens book of everything you need to know but no one told you).

 

[Zer]

I got a church in Idaho praying for my herpes to go away, I'll keep you guys updated

 

[MortalWombat]

FOR MEN (Did not read all posts yet, hopefully not a repeat):
In shower use finger nail to get a sliver of soap and insert sliver of soap into pee-hole. You want a decent sized sliver that will not break apart!
Squeeze head of penis so that you get some of the soap on the insides of your pee-hole. Don't let soap sliver break.
Remove sliver of soap and be sure to pee a little before exiting shower (it should burn).
I do that always after any unprotected type of sex - got it from my big bro, who may have got it from some Mens type of book (you know, the Mens book of everything you need to know but no one told you).

Works better if you use lye instead of soap.

 

[Kardashians]

FOR MEN (Did not read all posts yet, hopefully not a repeat):
In shower use finger nail to get a sliver of soap and insert sliver of soap into pee-hole. You want a decent sized sliver that will not break apart!
Squeeze head of penis so that you get some of the soap on the insides of your pee-hole. Don't let soap sliver break.
Remove sliver of soap and be sure to pee a little before exiting shower (it should burn).
I do that always after any unprotected type of sex - got it from my big bro, who may have got it from some Mens type of book (you know, the Mens book of everything you need to know but no one told you).

LMAO
WAT!!!!!

 

[zeb]

Works better if you use lye instead of soap.

Use anti-bacterial soap if possible but something stronger than Dove for sure.

 

[zeb]

LMAO
WAT!!!!!

 

[bad seed]

the other diseases they will be harsh on you because they are just trying to protect you because they know it's curable so they are just trying to protect you. But std's are so rare depending on what neighborhood you live in. People that find fault in what I'm saying are only going by with what they read in a book or on the internet by what people say on here. You and I know from real experience.

fb/jl

the cold reality is chances of catching an std are far higher having sex with black people. Either gender.

I guess Steph avoids the dark meat.

 

[mushishi]

FOR MEN (Did not read all posts yet, hopefully not a repeat):
In shower use finger nail to get a sliver of soap and insert sliver of soap into pee-hole. You want a decent sized sliver that will not break apart!
Squeeze head of penis so that you get some of the soap on the insides of your pee-hole. Don't let soap sliver break.
Remove sliver of soap and be sure to pee a little before exiting shower (it should burn).
I do that always after any unprotected type of sex - got it from my big bro, who may have got it from some Mens type of book (you know, the Mens book of everything you need to know but no one told you).

I kind of do the same thing, but I use one of these:

Spoiler

 

[Kardashians]

the more time i spend on this forum the more men worry me lol
yall some wackos for real xD

 

[ILLogic]

I got a church in Idaho praying for my herpes to go away, I'll keep you guys updated

Should've gone to Benny Hinn.