Media Watch out Schaub, Dana White is working on his stand-up

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  1. D 1 Wrestler

    D 1 Wrestler Look up to me

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    HBO Special probably on the way
     
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    He’s a real Renaissance man..
     
  3. ortizgnp

    ortizgnp Original Vince Belt

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    Just another thing that's gonna trigger the worst fanbase in sports.

    We should support Dana White.
     
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    whaleshark Cancer was never my friend

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    Lame schtick, not funny, but good for him for trying.
     
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    I would absolutely by tickets to a Dana White show
     
  8. BC

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    Something something something pink goof something red bozo something
     
  9. Threetrees

    Threetrees The King of Wit and Reason

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    Never knew you guys took comedy so seriously
     
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    Ube Paralegal of the Year

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    Threetrees The King of Wit and Reason

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    What do you expect when the fanbase is full of cucks and eunichs
     
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    Rich guys need to get real life coaches. Just a guy to say shit like "Bro, you can't throw punches well. Don't record that shit."
     
  13. ortizgnp

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    I expect a long list of the lies Dana told when he did this.
     
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  14. Threetrees

    Threetrees The King of Wit and Reason

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    Yeah man fact checking comedy specials is TIGHT

    its like watching a docudrama for mistakes
     
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    Eh, not too terrible actually. For a real comedian it isn’t any good, but he’s way funnier than most people would be.
     
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    Better than Schaub.
     
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  17. Ornife

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    Dana White is not only one of the most successful promoters in history, but also a top tier comedic talent.

    Also, very handsome, intelligent, and generous.

    Dana Bless
     
  18. sherdogwantedtonamemekiki

    sherdogwantedtonamemekiki Paint thinner smells really good

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    More like red and engorged?! Right Sherbros?!? Cause his head gets big, red, and veiny?
     
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    HerpDerp ambitiously unambitious

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    Not gonna lie, that was way better than I expected. Dana knows how to work a crowd and has good delivery, even if the punchlines themselves were awful.
     
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