Media Wasn't this supposed to be Connor?

[Dr Fong]

Road House was a fucking terrible movie, even by the standards of 80s action movies, that is only liked ironically because of how stupid and shit it is, like The Room. (Also by genuinely retarded people).

It managed to find that 'so bad it's good' sweet spot. It's impossible to recreate that, and any attempt to will just result in an outright terrible movie. The odds of this remake not being awful are zero.

 

[markys00]

Jake Gylenjacked is 6’0” and a lean 205, they couldn‘t have him play sidekick to a 68” manlet regardless of how artificially inflated he gets.

Reported

 

[Shaddows]

Hold on, you thought Conor was going to be the main character in a Gyllenhal movie?

I HATED this decision, but that's what thought!

 

[Shaddows]

Road House was a fucking terrible movie, even by the standards of 80s action movies, that is only liked ironically because of how stupid and shit it is, like The Room. (Also by genuinely retarded people).

It managed to find that 'so bad it's good' sweet spot. It's impossible to recreate that, and any attempt to will just result in an outright terrible movie. The odds of this remake not being awful are zero.

You, sir, have a TERRIBLE attittude!
This is pure hate!!!

But being honest with myself, I can't deny any of what you wrote!
we are terrible people!

 

[BigOlJeet]

Guess we’ll see what Conor’s star power is really made of, if this outsells Godzilla Minus One or anything, I’ll become a believer. If not, goes to show and expose Conor nuthuggers always spewing out “everyone knows why! My grandma doesn’t watch MMA and knows him!”

 

[jeff7b9]

Elevated growth hormone from fasting like Hugh Jackman for Wolverine.

"Chicken and broccoli"

 

[BearGrounds]

Conor isn't a very good actor and should have limited dialogue, if his burger king commercial work is any indication if his thespian skills.

 

[witt1021]

The premise and promo to this was so bad I‘m impressed it didn’t got cancelled yet.

in a way it did. staright to streaming services. will not be in theaters. that is the modern day cancelling.

 

[Clark Rogers]

Which one gets their throat ripped out?

 

[Wetarmpits]

in a way it did. staright to streaming services. will not be in theaters. that is the modern day cancelling.

I'm glad there is at least some common sense in the buisness/ movie/ money world. That shit was otherworldy bad with Gyllenguy showing his abs playing tough guy. What a mis-cast, and on top fucking McGregor. It's like that Godzilla movie with Dan Severn etc but sold as serious shit.

 

[Sean Ryan]

Conor is too small to be a bouncer. So is Swayze,

Swayze had Swayzeness.

 

[Royce's Gi]

I always thought Gyllenhall played Dalton (Swayzes role) and Conroy the Evil Boss Main Henchman (played by Marshall Teague)

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Conor is actually playing Tinker, the guy that got crushed by the polar bear. In this remake the polar bear will be played by Lizzo

Should have been Paul Varelans instead of R. Belly.

 

[StonedLemur]

I wonder if he’s on the gear

Definitely

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Conor is actually playing Tinker, the guy that got crushed by the polar bear. In this remake the polar bear will be played by Lizzo

Of course they're changing the bears race in the remake...

 

[Wicked_1]

I wonder how low they had to film Conor from to make him look man sized?

They likely did it like on the hobbit only in reverse. Kinda like they did for John Cofee in green mile. Standing on boxes and camera angles pointing up lol. If they
Can make a Conor sized guy a hobbit, they can make him a giant as well. He will have limited screen time and any fights will be shot with camera looking up at Conor and down at his opponent. I'm sure it will consist of a left hand, and nothing much else, cut away to normal sized guys after leprechaun shot.

 

[Royce's Gi]

They likely did it like on the hobbit only in reverse. Kinda like they did for John Cofee in green mile. Standing on boxes and camera angles pointing up lol. If they
Can make a Conor sized guy a hobbit, they can make him a giant as well. He will have limited screen time and any fights will be shot with camera looking up at Conor and down at his opponent. I'm sure it will consist of a left hand, and nothing much else, cut away to normal sized guys after leprechaun shot.

Mostly close-ups on the left hand (edited to look like Brian Shaws)hitting faces

 

[KoreanZawmbie]

Jakes trash.

 

[Kryptt]

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

Roadhouse is a GOAT level movie.