War Room Lounge v99: "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too."

[Social Distance Warrior]

Same. My biggest issue with it would be the food. You'd eat pretty great until the food court freezer stuff spoiled, and then it starts looking bleak in a hurry.

yup. we can all live out with basic amenities such as electricity, wi-fi, heat etc.

but once you run out of food and potable water...that's when shit becomes gnarly really quick.

there is a chapter in World War Z that covers this.

 

[Gregolian]

Late on the fun but just had to say this... I rewatched Fury Road the other day and I swear to God I would pay like 100 bucks to be able to watch it in the theater again. The tornado scene and the one where Max swings between vehicles on a pole legit took my breath away even on a shitty IFE screen.

I don't care much for having a big screen and/or a killer 7.1 setup at home but I feel like I could fork the cash for those things, watch that movie and nothing else and it would have been worth it.

Then I would walk away like Thanos and live in a field somewhere. With lots of credit card debt.

I watched it not in IMAX but those upscale regal screens and watching it at home doesn’t compare.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

anyone have basic provisions stocked in the event of a government collapse, natural disaster, terrorist attack?

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Oof. Some tourist had to be thrown out of a bar today because he was talking about how racist grandma died and he was all sad and I legit couldn't stop laughing and he got hella salty when I said I was glad the bitch is dead.

If you want sympathy for a dead family member. Don't out them as a racist, just saying.

 

[spin]

Oof. Some tourist had to be thrown out of a bar today because he was talking about how racist grandma died and he was all sad and I legit couldn't stop laughing and he got hella salty when I said I was glad the bitch is dead.

If you want sympathy for a dead family member. Don't out them as a racist, just saying.

eh, for normal people i'd say don't mess with people's grief. or family for that matter.

but as a comedian, you're already 3 quarters dirtbag, so whatareyougonnado?

 

[Graves The Elder]

did trump get acquitted yet?
let's move on with this shit.
my market linked CDs are ready to burst.

 

[Fawlty]

anyone have basic provisions stocked in the event of a government collapse, natural disaster, terrorist attack?

Anything long term enough to necessitate more than very basic supplies wouldn't be all that great of a world to live in. Imagine how tired you would get of siphoning gas.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

eh, for normal people i'd say don't mess with people's grief. or family for that matter.

but as a comedian, you're already 3 quarters dirtbag, so whatareyougonnado?

Yeah my filter is 100% gone.

But when he talked about how she used slurs at Chinese buffets and against black people at a fast food restaurant I couldn't help it.

Like. Dead racists are a good thing, the fact he was trying to get sympathy from a girl and then bringing up that she was racist. Hilarious.

 

[Fawlty]

Oh hey look another spam text from the Sanders campaign. Help us defeat the corporate media, imo. It is our last chance, exclamation point.

 

[spin]

Yeah my filter is 100% gone.

But when he talked about how she used slurs at Chinese buffets and against black people at a fast food restaurant I couldn't help it.

Like. Dead racists are a good thing, the fact he was trying to get sympathy from a girl and then bringing up that she was racist. Hilarious.

and you wouldn't even let him bang?

you're a monster.

 

[sickc0d3r]

anyone have basic provisions stocked in the event of a government collapse, natural disaster, terrorist attack?

My bar is always stocked, brah.

 

[Lead]

Cabin Fever with Sean Hunterely from Boy Meets World

This movie was great. Started as a dumb run of the mill set up but then it was like the director was like “you know what? Fuck it, this sucks, let’s just do whatever we want this last half here.” I loved watching that.

 

[Lead]

Oh hey look another spam text from the Sanders campaign. Help us defeat the corporate media, imo. It is our last chance, exclamation point.

There’s this guy at my gym who keeps doing an Bernie impression saying “I just need two more dollars to (insert whatever prospal)”. I swear he must be getting texts like you.

 

[Graves The Elder]

would vote for Larry David

 

[Devout Pessimist]

"Everything that keeps me together is falling part, I've got this thing that I consider my only art, fucking people over"
Goddamn Brock is an amazing lyricist. Cowboy Dan tho? Modest Mouse is such a good band to do drugs to.

Mystery Team was so fucking funny. As far as artists go. I consider Glover the best artist alive imo. The absolute astounding work on so many different platforms.

Lmao I remember when I listed his awards in so many different mediums and that leech @Devout Pessimist tried explaining that it wasn't impressive.

It is pure hyperbole to claim that Glover is the best artist alive. He is a decent entertainer at best. He still hasn't topped his best work playing a retard in Community. Community was brilliant.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

anyone have basic provisions stocked in the event of a government collapse, natural disaster, terrorist attack?

Not to sound crazy, but... of course.

Gotta have a bug out plan too, right? A place to go to farm or fish with a well or some other fresh water and have renewable supplies.

 

[Fawlty]

There’s this guy at my gym who keeps doing an Bernie impression saying “I just need two more dollars to (insert whatever prospal)”. I swear he must be getting texts like you.

Oh it's at least daily.

 

[HereticBD]

Good lord, dude.

The Onion is in an entirely different league. The Babylon Bee is terrible.

You want to know why he thinks this?

It's because the BB leans right. No other reason.

 

[Trotsky]

You want to know why he thinks this?

It's because the BB leans right. No other reason.

Ted Nugent is as good as Bob Dylan. Anyone who disagrees has TDS.

 

[HereticBD]

Ted Nugent is as good as Bob Dylan. Anyone who disagrees has TDS.

Ted Nugent is a better musician than Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan is a better poet than Ted Nugent.

Everything doesn't exist in your little bubble, Trots.