War Room Lounge v98: “Yes I’m a gangster and I committed that crime.”

[Seano]

You've been informed it was RP who was reported, almost certainly by a conservative poster, you sassy little muffin.

And I said I didn't care who it was, that its ridiculous.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

"Sassy little muffin" is great lmao
I'm gonna remember that one

Sassy little muffins are the types of people that piss sitting down and shit standing up

 

[Seano]

you're the one who feel this is the "circle jerk" thread, & have a problem with the TS. just saying man. this is the most I've ever posted in this thread series, starting this week. there was an argument going down in here an hour ago. I don't know what "circle jerk" you're talking about.

I wouldn't be posting in here if my post wasn't moved here. Now I'm responding to people who quote me, as that is the courteous thing to do.

 

[Trotsky]

@Seano, tanks for being so courteous

 

[Limbo Pete]

Sassy little muffins are the types of people that piss sitting down and shit standing up

I still think about that from time to time lol
Sometimes you just land a perfect punch

 

[Sketch]

I wouldn't be posting in here if my post wasn't moved here. Now I'm responding to people who quote me, as that is the courteous thing to do.

You should stick around and turn their world upside down.

 

[sickc0d3r]

Have you looked into Hulu? That works for my family

Yeah, is it better than YouTube In some way that you know of? So far (trial subscription) the YouTube interface is less than satisfying. Neither of them has the nfl network. They seem similar, otherwise.

 

[weed]

Sassy little muffins are the types of people that piss sitting down and shit standing up

 

[Gregolian]

@Gregolian

I honestly can’t see shit

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Yeah, is it better than YouTube In some way that you know of? So far (trial subscription) the YouTube interface is less than satisfying. Neither of them has the nfl network. They seem similar, otherwise.

I’m sorry I meant Sling tv. We have both but not the Hulu live tv. Sling is what we use for live tv and you can upgrade it to include NFL Network and RedZone, and with an antenna you get all the network channels.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I honestly can’t see shit

How about now?

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Who deleted all my posts about race for being off topic in this thread about race?

Censor happy c*nt ass mods, that's who.
Or CHCAM as I call them.

 

[Sketch]

I think these lounge threads have really been missing polls recently. We need to bring back the polls.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

I think these lounge threads have really been missing polls recently. We need to bring back the polls.

you should start the next Lounge thread

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I think these lounge threads have really been missing polls recently. We need to bring back the polls.

The Polish are a disgusting people and we don't need them here

 

[Sketch]

The Polish are a disgusting people and we don't need them here

Good sausage though (No Homo)

 

[Sketch]

you should start the next Lounge thread

I would never. I'm not going to rock the boat like that. You never know though, maybe one day I'll take over the lounge thread making.

 

[sickc0d3r]

I’m sorry I meant Sling tv. We have both but not the Hulu live tv. Sling is what we use for live tv and you can upgrade it to include NFL Network and RedZone, and with an antenna you get all the network channels.

Nice. Sold. Sling it is, thanks brah. You are a gentleman and a... well, maybe not, but I like you.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

last week I made a joke & @Cunningham reported me. which was "I'm Canadian & jokes against Trump are personal attacks against me".

I had my post deleted, but never complained about the mods. rather, I just kept stressing, like I am now, much of an SJW snitch ol' "lack of cunningham" really is. it was he who was bitching & whining about the mods & I won't lie, trolling him to his point was great:

@tonni you are a paper champion, @Cunningham was robbed for that snitch of the year title

#dorkist2020

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Random thought of the day (I feel guilty and need to clear my conscience):

I was in an under-developed nation having a beer with a mate while the wives were shopping for bullshit at the market. We found a little place that had room for like 10 people though nobody was there, and part way through my lower intestine started acting up. I knew I was in trouble but I was in an outdoor market and the place didn't have any toilets. The bartender in broken english pointed me where to go but I didn't see any portolet anywhere.

I ran around and found a restaurant across the street and went in and asked where the toilets were and I could tell the person working the door was like "bathrooms are for paying customers only" expression, so I was already reaching into my wallet pulling out some pesos when I pointed to my stomach to indicate I wasn't feeling well in the belly. The person, showing great empathy, gestured to not take the money and indicated to just go use their toilet and pointed me on my way.

So, I scramble and the door is locked. I am breaking out into a sweat; finally the person inside leaves and I bolt in. I sit on the throne and push and only a little comes out. I was like, oh jeeze, that can't be it can it? Did I strain so hard to keep it in that now I can't go. I pause a little, then a minute later give another push and finally a massive blast comes out like mount vesuvius erupted. I wipe my ass, then, as is often the case in these countries, I wasn't sure what to do with the paper. I assessed the toilet which was built like a tank, and dropped the paper and flushed. And the whole toilet got mucked up and wouldn't flush. I stood up the noticed on the wall a "do not put the paper in the toilet" sign.

I decided to run out like a coward. Head down, full speed ahead. In retrospect, from the restaurant's perspective, I felt like it was a real case of no good deed goes unpunished. If I could take it back, I should have left a few hundred pesos or something in there, though there's a chance the next person to go in would have pocketed it.

Am I an asshole? What should have I done (beside the obvious of binning the paper)?

A buddy of mine played college football.

One season, during practice, he had the same problem you did. He ran, probably speed walked/waddled to the public bathrooms off the field. he barely makes it into the stall when ‘BAM’ none of it even touched the toilet. He moved over to the next stall to clean up and returned to practice. On the way out of the stadium after practice he looked down the hallway and the entire area was taped off like a multiple homicide scene. Love that story.