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War Room Lounge v92: The amount of strange s%#! on the internet that we can't share here is amazing

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I wanted a scene in a movie where a guy is starting to date a second-generation girl with a crazy eastern European father. He starts the conversation with:

"You want to date my daughter? Show me your weapons. A man should have good weapons."
In the late 19th century it was said that a girl of the Caucasus Mountains would not even think about marrying a man unless he had killed at least three Russians and could jump over a stick placed at the height of the shoulder.
 
I hate having a holiday/day off in the middle of the week.

1. It feels like you have two separate Mondays in a single week
2. It throws off my internal calendar. I was legit sitting at my desk like "fuck, I have XYZ money in my account for ABC stuff I have to do and don't get paid for 2 weeks still." Then, later in the bathroom surfing IG while sitting on da throne my brain goes "wait, it's fucking Thursday you get paid in a week you idiot"

I’ll never miss living pay check to pay check.
 
If you weren't able to pick up on the fact that the girl never had a relationship with Phoenix's character you probably shouldn't be commenting on your analysis of the film in public.

I got bored and was only paying half attention to be honest.
 
Fuck Gladiator and fuck Last Samurai.

I piss on both of them.

Gladiator oooh let’s do the blurry unfocused action thing and call it special effects psssssh.
 
those were the absolute fu*king worst.

"so I guess it's egg noodles and prego sauce for dinner again"

I can really remember the feeling of

Oh now I can not worry about groceries, now I can afford cable, oh now I can get a half decent car. The minor changes in income at a certain point leading to big changes in discretionary income.

Then it was about saving for the “no dog food at 80 plan”.

We all need to go through it some point, it teaches balance and respect but to be stuck there like some families just has to suck (I know boot straps and all, but you get my point).
 
Phoenix is good, the rest of it is incredibly forgettable.

I know the show and movie I am going to reference came long after Gladiator but Gladiator always feels like it can't decide if it wants to be fictional Spartacus or go the overly stylized glammed up version of history like 300 went.

For all the shit the game gets that game Rome or whatever is 100 times more interesting of a story:


Part of what Ryse does right is it brings in that supernatural shit where Marius is brought back to life by Beoudicca and the Gauls and takes on the moniker of Damocles when he becomes a Gladiator in order to scare the fuck out of the Emperor and ends up killing Nero:


Yeah, I think your analysis is on-point. It's part arthouse, part bro cheese. And the plot is incredibly cliche and lame.

For what it's worth and despite the overproduction and silly pilot, the first season of Spartacus ended up being way better than it had any business being. "Party Favors" is one of the most heart wrenching episodes of any show I've ever seen.

Andy Whitfield would have been a star. He had serious dramatic chops.
 
That is to me an attribute of the ideal man; capable of extreme violence at the drop of a hat but only willing to wield it in the service of a just cause and willing to patiently wait for one knowing full well it may never come.


just keep being patient, you'll meet your dream guy out there one day
 
Yeah, I think your analysis is on-point. It's part arthouse, part bro cheese. And the plot is incredibly cliche and lame.

For what it's worth and despite the overproduction and silly pilot, the first season of Spartacus ended up being way better than it had any business being. "Party Favors" is one of the most heart wrenching episodes of any show I've ever seen.

Andy Whitfield would have been a star. He had serious dramatic chops.
For me Rome is the show for that like "era" of history that is great. Too bad HBO shitcanned it.
 
I'm a pretty simple guy too. The most complicated shit I've watched recently for enjoyment has been The Wire... for the 5th fucking time.

My favorite recent movies have been these:


And TV show this:


My biggest issue is ancient/feudal Japan is RARELY explored by Hollywood, and it's usually bastardized. Cruise's character arc in that movie is great, a guy getting redemption but being that I got to 3Dan in Kendo, and am half Japanese the wrongs of the movie bother me to NO end to the point it isn't enjoyable.

47 Ronin is a GREAT fucking example. I don't hold Keanu responsible for it but they took an INCREDIBLE true story of 47 samurai whose Lord got embarrassed and twisted into committing a crime that got him executed. So, the 47 chose a life of exile and plot revenge for several years and raid the offending subject's castle and kill fucking EVERYONE and take their punishment of execution and metaphorically spit in the face of the Shogun when he basically tells them to grovel for forgiveness and he won't kill them.

Instead, Hollywood gives us Clash of the Titans in Asia with a ton of Chinese actors:


The premise is there (Lord dies, vassals vie for revenge) but it's just a re-skinned Clash of the Titans. That foreign movie did a way WAY better fictional version of it:


13 Assassins even gets the part right where the one outsider that WASN'T a vassal and wanted revenge for ulterior motives on the same guy survives everything.

Never saw 47 Ronins, but I recall 13 assassins as being excellent.
 
I can really remember the feeling of

Oh now I can not worry about groceries, now I can afford cable, oh now I can get a half decent car. The minor changes in income at a certain point leading to big changes in discretionary income.

Then it was about saving for the “no dog food at 80 plan”.

We all need to go through it some point, it teaches balance and respect but to be stuck there like some families just has to suck (I know boot straps and all, but you get my point).

absolutely right.

I mentioned her before, my first GF in college was absolutely horrendous with money. the type that thinks new clothes > rent.
long story shor,t I don't miss being broke AF
 
I was in front of judge lynn a few years back for a case in Dallas. She is a fair judge. Might as well dismiss the case now. How are you going to collect from a person in jail?
https://www.courthousenews.com/city-of-dallas-dismissed-from-botham-jean-wrongful-death-civil-suit/
DALLAS (CN) – A federal judge dismissed the city of Dallas Thursday from a wrongful death lawsuit filed by the family of Botham Jean, leaving convicted murderer and former cop Amber Guyger as the sole defendant in the civil case.

U.S. District Judge Barbara Lynn dismissed all of the family’s claims against the city with prejudice for failure to state a claim, according to the two-page order signed Dec. 23. The order was made public by the court Thursday afternoon.

Lynn had paused the civil case three months ago to accommodate the closely-followed state criminal trial against Guyger that resulted in a murder conviction.

Guyger is currently serving a ten-year sentence in Texas state prison for killing Jean, 26, on Sept. 7, 2018, after mistaking his apartment for her own on a different floor. She entered the ajar door before firing her service weapon into the dark at what she believed was an intruder inside. Guyger was in uniform, off duty and returning home from working her shift that day.

Jean’s parents, Bertrum and Allison Jean, of St. Lucia, filed their lawsuit one month after their son’s death and claim violations of his Fourth Amendment rights. In dismissing the lawsuit, Lynn accepted recommendations made by U.S. Magistrate Judge Irma Carrillo Ramirez four months ago that there were no police department policies concerning conduct of off-duty officers.

Ramirez rejected the Jeans’ argument that enough incidents involving off-duty Dallas police constituted a pattern of conduct that resulted in liability for the city. She concluded “those shootings are distinguishable” from this case, “do not establish a pattern,” and “are insufficient to show a custom or policy supporting municipal liability.”

The lawsuit claims Guyger called her attorney and 911 after shooting Jean in the chest.

“In an attempt to cover-up for shooting Jean, defendant Guyger allegedly made certain comments to Jean, knowing she was being recorded, who was then still suffering from the gunshot wound to his chest and in a great deal of pain,” the complaint states. “At no time did defendant Guyger attempt to render emergency aid to Jean or take any lifesaving measures. Jean was allowed to remain on the ground as he struggled to survive in extreme pain.”

The lawsuit claims the subsequent investigation by Dallas police was racked with “bias, partiality and a lack of thoroughness” to cover up Guyger’s actions. It claims detectives asked for warrants for Jean’s apartment “with the specific intent of discovering evidence of illegality” on his part to justify the shooting.

“Anonymous police sources offered to media that the physical evidence at the crime scene substantiated defendant Guyger’s version of events before conducting a thorough investigation,” the complaint states. “On the day of Jean’s memorial, media published a warrant affidavit DPD investigators failed to seal indicating drugs and drug paraphernalia was recovered from the home of the decedent, all designed to protect defendant Guyger.”

That Dallas city attorney’s office could not be reached for comment after office hours Thursday.

The family’s lawyer, Daryl Washington, disagreed with the magistrate judge’s conclusions, stating Guyger was “clearly on duty” during the shooting.

“The great majority of the evidence, and the presentation by Amber Guyger’s side, was that she was a police officer and that she acted as a police officer would behave,” he said in October.

Washington said it “becomes disheartening” when plaintiffs are not given “more leeway” in such cases where “cities are allowed to just basically kick police officers under the bus” as targets for litigation.

“By the way, the one that we trained, the one that we put on the street, the one that we issued a service revolver to,” he said.
 
If you weren't able to pick up on the fact that the girl never had a relationship with Phoenix's character you probably shouldn't be commenting on your analysis of the film in public.

I laughed out loud when I read his post.
 
Have you been to France? I've lived there. Southern France. Friendly people, they will try to help you out no matter what language you ask in. They're pretty chauvinistic about their language, but they won't walk away loudly swearing. Spain doesn't have a lot of English speakers, but you'll get more luck in Portugal for example. Northern/Western Europe? A large percentage of people will speak English and nobody will look at you strangely for speaking English, even in Germany. Eastern Europe depends on where you go, it's not a monolith. They'll speak good English in the Czech Republic, but you'll have a harder time in a Slovenian mountain village for example.

@Cunningham bringing up Germany lets me know with 100% certainty he's either never been to Europe, or is lying out of his ass to make some weird point nobody cares about.

Yeah yeah yeah. I've been all over Europe.
 
In the late 19th century it was said that a girl of the Caucasus Mountains would not even think about marrying a man unless he had killed at least three Russians and could jump over a stick placed at the height of the shoulder.
lol

If you remove both instances of "the" from the last sentence, that shit is script-ready.
 
Gladiator oooh let’s do the blurry unfocused action thing and call it special effects psssssh.
According to the film school at NYU, the fire arrows were especially atrocious.
 
She didn't he was an unreliable narrator. Through some hints you can figure out what is real and what isn't.

I absolutely adored the movie, it should have been way more violent though. Hell, Drive was ten times more brutal.

We as people like artistic studies of madness. From Taxi Driver to Apocalypse New to backstory episodes of why Squidward is depressed.

I have a pretty dark sense of humor and outlook on life though. I eat that shit up.
I don’t think it was a very good study of madness, Lighthouse is way better in that regard.
 
Yeah yeah yeah. I've been all over Europe.
Maybe people were apprehensive of you, but I can assure you it was not because you spoke English. If you’re half as unpleasant irl as you are here, it’s completely understandable people shun you. In fact, it’s advisable.
 
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