War Room Lounge v92: The amount of strange s%#! on the internet that we can't share here is amazing

[Trotsky]

My black Asian grandfather told me he was chastised in Sweden for speaking French, by a blue hard dwarf wearing a pussy hat.

Man, fuck Liberals.

Try harder if possible

 

[HereticBD]

Try harder if possible

I could write a three paragraph story about it, if you'd like.

 

[Trotsky]

I could write a three paragraph story about it, if you'd like.

Please do

 

[MardyBum]

Triggered on Christmas of all fucking days is never a good look.

 

[Sketch]

Please do

Do your parents know that you post made up stories and argue politics with alleged alcoholics on a karate forum while you allegedly live rent free in their house?

 

[Broke Lester]

a month ago i asked my mum what she'd like for christmas other than perfume, i hate getting perfume as it just ends up collecting dust with the rest of them and seems kind of a shitty gift to me

so i gave her what she asked for - a portable CD player/DAB radio

i gave her a boombox and CDs for christmas and i'm left wondering, what year is this?!

Next year you can get her a turn table and a VCR, and she has the complete set

 

[Trotsky]

a month ago i asked my mum what she'd like for christmas other than perfume, i hate getting perfume as it just ends up collecting dust with the rest of them and seems kind of a shitty gift to me

so i gave her what she asked for - a portable CD player/DAB radio

i gave her a boombox and CDs for christmas and i'm left wondering, what year is this?!

Haha that's sweet. I'm sure there's an algorithm for calculating the techno-informational age of old folks.

Then again, I just recently bought my first car with automatic windows and cruise control. And I still play words with friends.

 

[Mendacious]

Do your parents know that you post made up stories and argue politics with alleged alcoholics on a karate forum while you allegedly live rent free in their house?

I suppose he had you on ignore since he’s not acknowledging your posts

 

[Sketch]

I suppose he had you on ignore since he’s not acknowledging your posts

After the post he made that’s now my signature he’s ran away and never came back.

 

[Trotsky]

I suppose he had you on ignore since he’s not acknowledging your posts

I imagine you're talking to Sketch. Yes, I've had him on ignore for a year and a half or so. But everyone has hobbies, I guess.

 

[tonni]

Something went wrong with one of the gifts I gave, I think...

Nice tickets to a show, and had to drop a pretty big hint to one of the people in order to prevent it from being spoiled and to save the calendar date. So I gave them the tickets, and the other person didn't act surprised or even happy, despite it being something I know both of them really wanted to see together. I was expecting it to be a really big hit, and it got the full nope. Gonna be an awkward dinner tonight, but I won't know exactly why. Good times.

Oh god that’s awful. I was going to make fun of it but it’s gotta be so painful and unpleasant.

 

[tonni]

Haha that's sweet. I'm sure there's an algorithm for calculating the techno-informational age of old folks.

Then again, I just recently bought my first car with automatic windows and cruise control. And I still play words with friends.

I was in a car that parks automatically, and I was like what the fuck unholy witchcraft is this

 

[tonni]

Do your parents know that you post made up stories and argue politics with alleged alcoholics on a karate forum while you allegedly live rent free in their house?

This is very personal for you, it seems

 

[Sketch]

This is very personal for you, it seems

Have you impregnated a big white Belgium yet?

 

[tonni]

Have you impregnated a big white Belgium yet?

Nope

 

[Sketch]

Nope

Nice man but when is the plan

 

[tonni]

Nice man but when is the plan

There is no plan right now, you?

 

[Fawlty]

Oh god that’s awful. I was going to make fun of it but it’s gotta be so painful and unpleasant.

You don't even wanna know lol, but it turns out the gift was really appreciated and there was some other big unfortunate shit going on. Not really fodder for this forum, though.

 

[tonni]

You don't even wanna know lol, but it turns out the gift was really appreciated and there was some other big unfortunate shit going on. Not really fodder for this forum, though.

Goes to show how we often take things in a personal way, when there’s a big chance it has nothing to do with us.

 

[Fawlty]

Goes to show how we often take things in a personal way, when there’s a big chance it has nothing to do with us.

Okay you passive aggressive waffle-branding twat, I get it. You don't have to say "we" and "us" when you mean "you."


fuck i'm doing it again i'm so sorry