War Room Lounge v92: The amount of strange s%#! on the internet that we can't share here is amazing

[Trotsky]

I just don't really get the point.

"Be with family and friends"

AKA, drop like $350-$400 on food and live off ramen until your next paycheck? Or drop $200 on that then borrow money from people to buy gifts for your kids (my roommate)? OR, have the entire week off and instead of getting the shit to make dinner you wait until 445 PM to get your roommate to buy the food for you, your fat bitch gf, and two kids on his way home from work....

I liked the holidays when I lived near my folks and it was just me and them and like the family dog until we had to say good bye to him. Holidays living out here, so far... fucking hate them.

Next year I'm taking like the week off and getting a cheap vacation package to like Vegas, Park City, or going to like a small resort at hot springs outside of Zion or some shit.

EDIT:
I mentally the last week have been Scarface from Half Baked:

Greg, how the fuck are you dropping $400 on food for Christmas?

I honestly do not understand your spending habits. I imagine you have a closet full of snuggies, beanie babies, and Air Johnsons.

 

[Gregolian]

Greg, how the fuck are you dropping $400 on food for Christmas?

I honestly do not understand your spending habits. I imagine you have a closet full of snuggies, beanie babies, and Air Johnsons.

I'M NOT. I just pulled a number out of air. But when your roommate decided to drop nearly $200 on a fucking Snake River Farms bone-in prime rib you're halfway there before getting a 20lb turkey and all the other shit to go with it.

ADD IN I was including the bill from Thanksgiving too as I count that as "part of the holidays."

Greg the have beer in Jamaica too

It's also warm, fuck that.

My one buddy is doing the Dominican with his girlfriend and her family for Christmas.

Apparently her family does this every year.

Not a bad idea.

I'm toying with the idea of taking my parents to Ireland next year for Christmas.

It's time they visited the honkey motherland

If I went to Ireland I'd spend all my time at the Redbreast or Jameson distilleries like a fucking heathen.

 

[Sara]

My one buddy is doing the Dominican with his girlfriend and her family for Christmas.

Apparently her family does this every year.

Not a bad idea.

I'm toying with the idea of taking my parents to Ireland next year for Christmas.

It's time they visited the honkey motherland

Mom and dad said they want to go to an island paradise, Not a rainy Hell hole.....save Europe for the summer.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Mom and dad said they want to go to an island paradise, Not a rainy Hell hole.....save Europe for the summer.

This is why I'm the favorite

 

[JDragon]

Go on in peace, Ram Dass

Ram Dass, Beloved Spiritual Teacher, Has Died
The American spiritual leader, yogi, counterculture icon, and Be Here Now author has died. He was 88.

https://tricycle.org/trikedaily/ram-dass-dies/

Is that seriously his name? I mean come on it seems like a fitting name for a gay pornstar, less so for a spiritual leader.

 

[Sara]

I'M NOT. I just pulled a number out of air. But when your roommate decided to drop nearly $200 on a fucking Snake River Farms bone-in prime rib you're halfway there before getting a 20lb turkey and all the other shit to go with it.

ADD IN I was including the bill from Thanksgiving too as I count that as "part of the holidays."


It's also warm, fuck that.


If I went to Ireland I'd spend all my time at the Redbreast or Jameson distilleries like a fucking heathen.

Why the fuck are you eating turkey and prime rib, why do you need both how many fucking people are coming over?

 

[Sara]

This is why I'm the favorite

I’m the fav cause I’m adorable.

 

[Gregolian]

Why the fuck are you eating turkey and prime rib, why do you need both how many fucking people are coming over?

Me, him, his fat bitch GF, a friend of ours and his wife and brother in law, another mutual friend, a third mutual friend with his wife and 4 kids and then my buddy's two kids.

Here's the problem I have though... when you are the one that hosted Thanksgiving... doesn't SOMEONE ELSE fucking host the Xmas dinner?

 

[Gregolian]

Mom and dad said they want to go to an island paradise, Not a rainy Hell hole.....save Europe for the summer.

Germany/Austria, France don't look like rainy hellholes to me.

 

[Sara]

Germany/Austria, France don't look like rainy hellholes to me.

I can’t run around in flip flops and a bathing suit there! Where are the water slides? The booze cruises? Tubing down some river? I don’t even drink and the booze cruise and snorkeling off the boat was the most fun I’ve had on an excursion like ever.

 

[Sara]

Me, him, his fat bitch GF, a friend of ours and his wife and brother in law, another mutual friend, a third mutual friend with his wife and 4 kids and then my buddy's two kids.

Here's the problem I have though... when you are the one that hosted Thanksgiving... doesn't SOMEONE ELSE fucking host the Xmas dinner?

No in my experience someone is always the hostess/host.
You still don’t need to have both beef and turkey

 

[Sara]

Also it should be roughly like 200 grams of meat per person, so a 30 pound turkey is too much.

 

[Gregolian]

I can’t run around in flip flops and a bathing suit there! Where are the water slides? The booze cruises? Tubing down some river? I don’t even drink and the booze cruise and snorkeling off the boat was the most fun I’ve had on an excursion like ever.

See, my ideal vacation is going some place and just sitting having a cigar and nice drinks and food people watching.

OR, going to some mountain resort and renting a cabin and just sitting on the porch reading/smoking and drinking.

No in my experience someone is always the hostess/host.
You still don’t need to have both beef and turkey

Well then, motherfuckers should make the side dishes and shit and bring them.

 

[Sara]

See, my ideal vacation is going some place and just sitting having a cigar and nice drinks and food people watching.

OR, going to some mountain resort and renting a cabin and just sitting on the porch reading/smoking and drinking.

You could be people watching girls in bikinis Greg, while smoking on a beach lounge chair

 

[Gregolian]

You could be people watching girls in bikinis Greg, while smoking on a beach lounge chair

The girls in bikinis won't look back at me so what's the point?

It's like me walking down to the Ferrari dealership a block away on my lunch to window shop. What's the point when I don't even have the credit score necessary to sit in one nevermind test drive one?

Maybe it's my full time job or my time working as a bouncer in addition to what I do for work but... those girls in bikinis nowadays on the beach all want to be the next Lauren Drain or IG model selling their CBD oil and fucking nutrition plans from NewVision Nutrition and I don't want to be part of that either.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Prime Rib is on sale this week for like $4 a pound at ACME

 

[Gregolian]

Prime Rib is on sale this week for like $4 a pound at ACME

Right. But nah, gotta order from Snake River Farms and pay that like 200% mark up cause they're "wagyu" and shit.

Ggggrrrrrrrr

I get appreciating good ingredients for food... but you don't have to buy USDA Prime or Choice ribeye every time you want a steak once a week. Get cheaper cuts and spend time trimming the silver skin and more time in prep and save some money.

Oh, you don't like chicken cause you got shitfaced and had BBQ chicken pizza once then threw up? Well... 1lb of boneless/skinless chicken breast from Heritage farms is $7 right now. But no, ribeye is what you want so let's fork over like $20 for a package with enough to feed the family.

Gggggrrrrrr

 

[Fawlty]

Prime Rib is on sale this week for like $4 a pound at ACME

ACME huh...is this like the trick where it says prime rib but it's really a cartoon anvil?

 

[Sara]

The girls in bikinis won't look back at me so what's the point?

It's like me walking down to the Ferrari dealership a block away on my lunch to window shop. What's the point when I don't even have the credit score necessary to sit in one nevermind test drive one?

Maybe it's my full time job or my time working as a bouncer in addition to what I do for work but... those girls in bikinis nowadays on the beach all want to be the next Lauren Drain or IG model selling their CBD oil and fucking nutrition plans from NewVision Nutrition and I don't want to be part of that either.

Greg they don’t look back cause you have no confidence.

and it’s fun to window shop for super nice cars.

 

[Sara]

ACME huh...is this like the trick where it says prime rib but it's really a cartoon anvil?

It’s either ostrich or coyote.