War Room Lounge v78: Figure someone will make a thread eventually.

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@Trotsky this should have been the "Ask a mod for your report number" lounge thread
 
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A gitl I fuck sometimes got hit by an 18 wheeler and had surgery today to basically rebuild her ribs. I'm beginning to think my dick is haunted.
On one hand, I want to give you an empathetic hug and say I'm glad she survived and here's hoping for a full recovery. On the other hand, I want to make a joke about the parts that weren't damaged. Am I evil?
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Do you even portmanteau, bro?
This gave me such a case of jokus interruptus. Blue drawls, as it were.

@Lead Aren't the number of reports kind of less than useful if you don't know how may were deemed spurious? I don't need to know my number, but if anyone else wants to know they can tag me and I'll ask for them. What I would like to know is how many times I was reported and it was deemed baseless. I assume you guys deal with spurious reports, and if I was on anything close thin ice, I would hear about it. Soooo...
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@PolishHeadlock2 the whole thing with Trump thinking our southern border was Colorado was all just a big misunderstanding. He heard that a bunch of New Mexicans were coming north to work during ski season, and freaked out. Needless to say, things aren't looking good for his new company 'Trump Snowboards.'
just as a side note to this. I remember when all the lifties were Aussie kids with work visas for the season. cheery, respectful m8s and m8esses they were.
then your boy Brocko revoked all their passes and now it's fucking wet backs working the lifts, leering at chicks and smelling like shit.
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