War Room Lounge v67: Is Australia Real?

Is Australia Real?


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Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

All things you call ‘proof’ are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby–or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.



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WTH lol. How come you are making the new Lounge instead of the other dude? And where are your links to the old Lounge(s) Rational?
 
WTH lol. How come you are making the new Lounge instead of the other dude? And where are your links to the old Lounge(s) Rational?

He asked me to, also work in progress geez.
 
No country with gun control is meant to be taken seriously
 
Compelling stuff. The only question is: why would the secret Jewish cabal that runs the world do this?
 
Compelling stuff. The only question is: why would the secret Jewish cabal that runs the world do this?

To cover up centuries of genocide carried out by the British government. "Australia" was a literal dumping ground for their undesirables into the ocean.
 
To cover up centuries of genocide carried out by the British government. "Australia" was a literal dumping ground for their undesirables into the ocean.
Sounds like Trump should take note and make an Ameristralia and do the same with his undesirables.

giphy.webp
 
If Australia is fake, does that mean all their weird animals are mythological creatures?
 
Refuse to believe that there's a country where British rejects and criminals are so laid back when all the flora and fauna of the land is designed to kill.

Outback steakhouses don't even serve kangaroo.
 
Refuse to believe that there's a country where British rejects and criminals are so laid back when all the flora and fauna of the land is designed to kill.

Outback steakhouses don't even serve kangaroo.
Kangaroo is actually pretty tasty when cooked right.
 
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That thread was closed for replies so here it is: In the silence of material senses lies the key to the unveiling of wisdom. He who talks does not know; he who knows does not talk. The highest knowledge is unutterable, for it exists as an entity in lanes which transcend all material words or symbols.


I bet I will score more points than you in the OT Football contest that I run....lol
 
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