War Room Lounge v53: Short Notice

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Hockey 2020: This is a hostage negotiation

(dad and I got our guitars mixed up last fishing trip because of similar cases. His is significantly nicer, and I'm delaying finding a time to meet up with him and swap back)
 
Hockey 2020: This is a hostage negotiation

(dad and I got our guitars mixed up last fishing trip because of similar cases. His is significantly nicer, and I'm delaying finding a time to meet up with him and swap back)

It's funny how many of them are somewhat appropriate. A real candidate should try something like that. Shake things up.

Tim Ryan 2020: I'm gonna f**k your brains out
 
It's funny how many of them are somewhat appropriate. A real candidate should try something like that. Shake things up.

Tim Ryan 2020: I'm gonna f**k your brains out

To be fair, I did skip the paragraph long text I sent this morning trying to explain to my wife how to put the correct amount of air in her tire at a gas station. I failed a bit ago as a husband that she somehow doesn't know a tire pressure guage works.

But this one was staring at me one conversation down from last night
 
To be fair, I did skip the paragraph long text I sent this morning trying to explain to my wife how to put the correct amount of air in her tire at a gas station. I failed a bit ago as a husband that she somehow doesn't know a tire pressure guage works.

But this one was staring at me one conversation down from last night

That is cheating bud, no wonder we lost votes last year.
 
To be fair, I did skip the paragraph long text I sent this morning trying to explain to my wife how to put the correct amount of air in her tire at a gas station. I failed a bit ago as a husband that she somehow doesn't know a tire pressure guage works.

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To be fair, I did skip the paragraph long text I sent this morning trying to explain to my wife how to put the correct amount of air in her tire at a gas station. I failed a bit ago as a husband that she somehow doesn't know a tire pressure guage works.

But this one was staring at me one conversation down from last night

Have you seen the machines that have digital readouts and automatic fillers for tire pressure? There are two displays: one that has the current pressure and the other that you set to what you want it to be. You just push the start button, and it fills until the first display matches the second. When I was a young adult, all the gas stations in my area had that, but I haven't seen one in a while.
 
Have you seen the machines that have digital readouts and automatic fillers for tire pressure? There are two displays: one that has the current pressure and the other that you set to what you want it to be. You just push the start button, and it fills until the first display matches the second. When I was a young adult, all the gas stations in my area had that, but I haven't seen one in a while.

Kwik Trip's in wisconsin have those, but there's no Kwik trips in Illinois which is a drag as they're by far the best gas station/convinience store. She was used to those (they are definitely nice), but when faced with just a hose, she had no idea how to know when to stop filling with air. So I had to tell her to get the little slide out guage I stuck in her glovebox and explain how it worked.
 
"Jason Momoa fans fight back, after the star fell victim to online trolls who body shamed him by claiming he had a 'Dad Bod'"

Real story going on right now, being reported by multiple outlets...

<Lmaoo>
 
"Jason Momoa fans fight back, after the star fell victim to online trolls who body shamed him by claiming he had a 'Dad Bod'"

Real story going on right now, being reported by multiple outlets...

<Lmaoo>
The guy that people swoned over for the promo pics of him as Aquaman has a dad bod?
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I want a fucking dad bod.
 
The guy that people swoned over for the promo pics of him as Aquaman has a dad bod?
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I want a fucking dad bod.

People were saying Hopper from stranger things has a dad bod. I'm like, that's a bit past that, ain't it?

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Edit: this is the Momoa "dad bod" pic? It's literally him maybe 10 pounds up and not flexing or in designed lighting like it is on set. Guy is like a fighter that stays in shape but only cuts down when he needs to for roles

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This morning I was remembering back fondly to 1991, when all of Bush Sr's supporters were obsessing over Michael Dukakis. It was crazy. Dukakis this, Dukakis that. Dukakis was a kid toucher, Dukakis was the head of the CIA, blah blah blah. It just never stopped.
 
To be fair, I did skip the paragraph long text I sent this morning trying to explain to my wife how to put the correct amount of air in her tire at a gas station. I failed a bit ago as a husband that she somehow doesn't know a tire pressure guage works.

But this one was staring at me one conversation down from last night

I get the feeling that they pretend to be stupid occasionally for two purposes. The first is to make you feel useful, sending long paragraphs explaining how to use a tire pressure guage. The second is so that they don't end up doing everything.

...clever girls.
 
I get the feeling that they pretend to be stupid occasionally for two purposes. The first is to make you feel useful, sending long paragraphs explaining how to use a tire pressure guage. The second is so that they don't end up doing everything.

...clever girls.

I played stupid to get out of a significant amount of the wedding planning
 
This morning I was remembering back fondly to 1991, when all of Bush Sr's supporters were obsessing over Michael Dukakis. It was crazy. Dukakis this, Dukakis that. Dukakis was a kid toucher, Dukakis was the head of the CIA, blah blah blah. It just never stopped.

It's interesting reading about the 1988 election and how shamelessly GHWB and the Republicans made the entire thing about identity politics: saying Dukakis was an elitist while Bush was an everyman (despite the fact that the latter was born to a Wall Street millionaire and the former to Greek immigrants).
 
It's interesting reading about the 1988 election and how shamelessly GHWB and the Republicans made the entire thing about identity politics: saying Dukakis was an elitist while Bush was an everyman (despite the fact that the latter was born to a Wall Street millionaire and the former to Greek immigrants).

Plus Willie Horton, which would seem too overt even for Trump.

In '92, Bill used Carter's strategy of winking at the Southerners who aren't committed to the GOP's economic agenda. Part of what caused the national freakout over Obama that led to Trump was the idea that he won without those voters.
 
It's interesting reading about the 1988 election and how shamelessly GHWB and the Republicans made the entire thing about identity politics: saying Dukakis was an elitist while Bush was an everyman (despite the fact that the latter was born to a Wall Street millionaire and the former to Greek immigrants).
Oh yeah, they ran that play hard. It made even less sense then, because we were talking about not just the Bush corporate fortune but the guy who was chief spy of the country and the vice president. You can't possibly get more elitist than that, the family were aristocrats ffs. I was just a little kid but I was campaigning for Dukakis because of the Republican proposal to privatize the USPS. I forget about that sometimes. We met some of Bush's people and they were assholes.
 

Drug runners have legitimate submarines?

Also holy shit. That was like a video game where you rip open the hatch of a tank and toss a grenade in. Except it was significantly cooler being on the water. Badass
 
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