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Y'all. I've worked like 55 hours in the last five days at my new job, and I'm off until Monday and I got to tell you. Working at a strip club is fucking amazing.

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with rich people? I ran about ten grand in ones yesterday. We literally ran out of ones, the ATM was drained empty, we sold ten bottles, between $250-400 a bottle. $900 for our best room for one dancer for an hour not including bottle service, grown ass men sobbing because they spent $100 on floor lap dances and the dancers won't give them their number.

We can't serve drinks across the bar right now because of covid restrictions, only through cocktail waitresses which fucks up our money bad, but I was asked to also host a few days a week. Super easy gig, wear a suit, ear piece, help the dancers onto and off the stage, help them collect the money. handle bottle service, shit like that.

Also there's a peculiar thing, the dancers that look alike all become friends and all come in together. So the goth Latinas all show up at the same time and dance to Tool, the instagram girls dance to shit like Cardi B, the big fake titty blondes Pink or Brick House or shit like that. The porn stars, well... they're the best.

Also I'm able to see the progression of titty technology from the 90s until now. I got to say, they've made great strides in titular science over the last few decades.
 
AgonyandIrony said:
Y'all. I've worked like 55 hours in the last five days at my new job, and I'm off until Monday and I got to tell you. Working at a strip club is fucking amazing.

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with rich people? I ran about ten grand in ones yesterday. We literally ran out of ones, the ATM was drained empty, we sold ten bottles, between $250-400 a bottle. $900 for our best room for one dancer for an hour not including bottle service, grown ass men sobbing because they spent $100 on floor lap dances and the dancers won't give them their number.

We can't serve drinks across the bar right now because of covid restrictions, only through cocktail waitresses which fucks up our money bad, but I was asked to also host a few days a week. Super easy gig, wear a suit, ear piece, help the dancers onto and off the stage, help them collect the money. handle bottle service, shit like that.

Also there's a peculiar thing, the dancers that look alike all become friends and all come in together. So the goth Latinas all show up at the same time and dance to Tool, the instagram girls dance to shit like Cardi B, the big fake titty blondes Pink or Brick House or shit like that. The porn stars, well... they're the best.

Also I'm able to see the progression of titty technology from the 90s until now. I got to say, they've made great strides in titular science over the last few decades.
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Tycho Brah said:
I will hit you up with the first mention of Pteranodons so you can drop some sick facts at the dinner table.
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Diplodocus, Quetzalcoatlus, Spinosaurus, Therezinosaurus, Allosaurus, T-Rex, etc. will also help, I keep getting owned. Just drop a few random facts and I can shine :cool:
 
@Deorum

What are your thoughts about the ongoing silicon shortage and Intel's planning on a US foundry? It seems to me that the train has passed on Intel Foundry Services, but that covid may have opened up a niche If they can be responsive enough. Can TSMC be toppled? Can Samsung at this point?
 
AgonyandIrony said:
Y'all. I've worked like 55 hours in the last five days at my new job, and I'm off until Monday and I got to tell you. Working at a strip club is fucking amazing.

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with rich people? I ran about ten grand in ones yesterday. We literally ran out of ones, the ATM was drained empty, we sold ten bottles, between $250-400 a bottle. $900 for our best room for one dancer for an hour not including bottle service, grown ass men sobbing because they spent $100 on floor lap dances and the dancers won't give them their number.

We can't serve drinks across the bar right now because of covid restrictions, only through cocktail waitresses which fucks up our money bad, but I was asked to also host a few days a week. Super easy gig, wear a suit, ear piece, help the dancers onto and off the stage, help them collect the money. handle bottle service, shit like that.

Also there's a peculiar thing, the dancers that look alike all become friends and all come in together. So the goth Latinas all show up at the same time and dance to Tool, the instagram girls dance to shit like Cardi B, the big fake titty blondes Pink or Brick House or shit like that. The porn stars, well... they're the best.

Also I'm able to see the progression of titty technology from the 90s until now. I got to say, they've made great strides in titular science over the last few decades.
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I ended up at the world's saddest strip club last night
 
This is the best sports movie:
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Gutter Chris said:
What's the matter with you ?
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How much time ya got?

Jack V Savage said:
WMCJ is arguably the GOAT sports movie IMO. TBL features a lot of bowling, but isn't a sports movie.
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Vision Quest is goat for me.
Forgot about bowling. I'd go Kingpin, Lebowski, and, uh, um, Gutterballs?

PolishHeadlock2 said:
This one was pretty good too..

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Been meaning to see that, I will put it on the list. I'm definitely going to watch more than one in some categories. Like, no way I can pick between Vision Quest and The Wrestler.

AgonyandIrony said:
Y'all. I've worked like 55 hours in the last five days at my new job, and I'm off until Monday and I got to tell you. Working at a strip club is fucking amazing.

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with rich people? I ran about ten grand in ones yesterday. We literally ran out of ones, the ATM was drained empty, we sold ten bottles, between $250-400 a bottle. $900 for our best room for one dancer for an hour not including bottle service, grown ass men sobbing because they spent $100 on floor lap dances and the dancers won't give them their number.

We can't serve drinks across the bar right now because of covid restrictions, only through cocktail waitresses which fucks up our money bad, but I was asked to also host a few days a week. Super easy gig, wear a suit, ear piece, help the dancers onto and off the stage, help them collect the money. handle bottle service, shit like that.

Also there's a peculiar thing, the dancers that look alike all become friends and all come in together. So the goth Latinas all show up at the same time and dance to Tool, the instagram girls dance to shit like Cardi B, the big fake titty blondes Pink or Brick House or shit like that. The porn stars, well... they're the best.

Also I'm able to see the progression of titty technology from the 90s until now. I got to say, they've made great strides in titular science over the last few decades.
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Welcome back!
 
Seeahtik said:
Everything is illuminated imo. Due to eugene hutz but elijah wood is in it too
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I like green street better but I love both those movies and there was a period in my life I watched one or both every week.

The first time I saw greenstreet I was inconsolable.
 
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