International War Room Lounge v239: I'm the Socrates of Sherdog....

[Cubo de Sangre]

Good idea to not do that drunk, haha.

I’m 3 shots in already, brah. Girls’ school closed since last Friday due to storms, yesterday they were terrors, today school opened, local dive bar is great for Paddy’s day! Boss can suck it. Only issue is how will I also watch march madness tomorrow.

I had a couple in me when I went to pick up the permit and gun. Hooray for masks.

Aren't you a lucky devil! Tequila? Any hot chicks in the bar?

 

[sickc0d3r]

I had a couple in me when I went to pick up the permit and gun. Hooray for masks.

Aren't you a lucky devil! Tequila? Any hot chicks in the bar?

Yes, tequila. And only the bartenders. But they real nice

 

[Mr Holmes]

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

How do I relax my butthole?

Have you ever eaten very spicy Indian food?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Yes, tequila. And only the bartenders. But they real nice

Sweet. Ask 'em if you can get a pic to taunt your buddy with who's stuck at work.

 

[LazaRRus]

I've worked with a couple of retired mercenaries. Gets pretty terrifying when they have a couple of drinks and start opening up.

Spot on. One of my best friends was NAVY Seal. He only talks when he starts drinking. He'll never say anything beyond that

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

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[Trotsky]

@Possum Jenkins

SMH, never learns

 

[Trotsky]

Idk why but this made me laugh so hard.

lol he nailed it with the cockatoo mention

Poor guy. Barbers are expensive and overrated

One of my most toxically masculine traits is my hatred for men who make too much fuss about their hair. Every time I go to get a haircut, I give some vague instructions and let them do their thing.

 

[LazaRRus]

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[tonni]

Have you ever eaten very spicy Indian food?

Indian food is overrated.

 

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[LazaRRus]

Indian food is overrated.

No it's not. Indian food is awesome.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Indian food is overrated.

Sure, if you don't like flavor.

 

[ToxicShocker]

25 years for slitting a beautiful woman's kneck open and taking pictures of her like a pez dispenser.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/17/man-gets-25-years-for-murdering-instagram-star-bianca-devins/

Murders like this should be mandatory life without parole, or death.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Indian food is overrated.

Maybe so but you did say you wanted your B-Hole relaxed. That’ll do it for sure

 

[CubicleGangster]

Maybe so but you did say you wanted your B-Hole relaxed. That’ll do it for sure

He said he wanted to relax his B-hole, not set it on fire

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

He said he wanted to relax his B-hole, not set it on fire

Nothing a few well placed ice cubes can’t fix lol

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Spot on. One of my best friends was NAVY Seal. He only talks when he starts drinking. He'll never say anything beyond that

A guy I was friends with in HS who was a SEAL recently posted that he had to call out 2 guys for Stolen Valor.

Apparently his MMA coach was lying about being a SEAL and his brother in law was lying about being an Army Ranger until he and his brother confronted him about it and threatened to beat him up.

I get thinking you can get away with that type of shit at bar in front of drunks but how are you going to try and convince your brother in law, who's a SEAL that you're a Ranger? Or how are you going to pass it off to the dudes you train when you figure you'll probably get a few students that served.

Fucking people....