Social War Room Lounge V217 If there's any justice in the world she'll be destitute and in jail first.

[Deleted member 579584]

I would rather make out with you.

Lets do this!!

 

[tonni]

I'm pretty sure he's a lake troll

That dude is weird.

 

[Sara]

What if he was like Oscar Pistorious.... except for the whole murder thing

Well because of mr blade runner I’d be afraid of closing a door between us.

 

[tonni]

Lets do this!!

Let's knock teeth, baby!

 

[Sara]

Would you rather be friends with me or eat out of a shoe from the bowling alley?

I don’t see how the two are related to bother answering.
Do you have trouble making friends?

 

[Deleted member 579584]

Let's knock teeth, baby!

No tongue

I don’t see how the two are related to bother answering.
Do you have trouble making friends?

Tonni is my friend

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Lets do this!!

What got you the dubs?

 

[CubicleGangster]

Who were you cheering for in the gold medal game?

My family left Canada for a reason, bud

Well because of mr blade runner I’d be afraid of closing a door between us.

That seems reasonable

 

[Deleted member 579584]

What got you the dubs?

Went off on trolling user got dubbs for saying fuck several times. Plus it seems like mick likes me a lot

 

[Chillin' Nuts]

Plus I can toss her the furthest

Based off what information I've gleaned from hanging out here I'm going to have to put my money on @PolishHeadlock2, @Jesus H. Sherdog, or @Gregolian, they profile as solid dwarf tossers. If I'm underestimating you my hat's off to ya, sounds like you can afford to lose the bet anyway.

 

[Prokofievian]

I'm pretty sure he's a lake troll

He's Matti Nykänen's bastard son from one of Matti's famed 1990's whoring escapades.

 

[CubicleGangster]

Based off what information I've gleaned from hanging out here I'm going to have to put my money on @PolishHeadlock2, @Jesus H. Sherdog, or @Gregolian, they profile as solid dwarf tossers. If I'm underestimating you my hat's off to ya, sounds like you can afford to lose the bet anyway.

There's only one way we can settle this debate

Sherdog War Room Midget Toss 2021 LOOMS

 

[Deorum]

Based off what information I've gleaned from hanging out here I'm going to have to put my money on @PolishHeadlock2, @Jesus H. Sherdog, or @Gregolian.

Those are all powerful men, no doubt.

 

[Falsedawn]

That dude is weird.

I mean he's a lake troll, what do you expect?

He's Matti Nykänen's bastard son from one of Matti's famed 1990's whoring escapades.

That dood gives birth to lake trolls?

What an asshole.

Spoiler

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Based off what information I've gleaned from hanging out here I'm going to have to put my money on @PolishHeadlock2, @Jesus H. Sherdog, or @Gregolian, they profile as solid dwarf tossers. If I'm underestimating you my hat's off to ya, sounds like you can afford to lose the bet anyway.

You have me half tempted to post a picture of me tossing my little cousin into a pool, but it's 10 years old.

But the altitude was impressive imo

 

[Falsedawn]

There's only one way we can settle this debate

Sherdog War Room Midget Toss 2021 LOOMS

Dibs on @Sara!

Sara you're aerodynamic right? I'm a frozen rope kinda guy, so if you could catch some air we're a shoe in.

 

[CubicleGangster]

Dibs on @Sara!

Sara you're aerodynamic right? I'm a frozen rope kinda guy, so if you could catch some air we're a shoe in.

I have recorded @Falsedawn and @Sara as the first team to join the competition
I, myself, will be hosting the event
I'll need three judges to judge the tosses based upon style, distance, hang time, altitude, and landing
I'll also need at at least two more competitive teams

 

[Sara]

Dibs on @Sara!

Sara you're aerodynamic right? I'm a frozen rope kinda guy, so if you could catch some air we're a shoe in.

I’m not a midget though, I will participate in a sherdog under 5’2 toss, it it won’t be as much as a catchy name.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Alright I cartoonified the picture to protect the innocent.

If midget tossing was and Olympic sport I think I might have made the team

 

[Deorum]

Alright I cartoonified the picture to protect the innocent.

If midget tossing was and Olympic sport I think I might have made the team

Damn, that looks fun. <45>