Social War Room Lounge V199: AAY lmao

[Bunk Moreland]

@Limbo Pete @Sketch look what I found

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/just-wanted-to-say-ducked.2880621/

Holy fucking shit lol

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I read some guy (SSC comment section, IIRC) saying that he didn't realize that being straight was a thing. He just figured that obviously everyone would rather have dirty gay sex but that people are too civilized for that and knew that the right thing to do was settle down with a nice girl. He wasn't unattracted to women, but it wasn't the same. Eventually came to realize he was gay and that most men actually did get as turned on by women as he did by guys. Interesting look at how badly we can misread other minds by generalizing from our own thinking, and also kind of explains the anti-gay, gay Christian type that is common enough in reality to be a stock character in fiction.

It's a fun insight into the subconscious, those sort of revelations.

It's like people that say "It's the police keeping me from murdering you!" on some local news facebook post, self admittance of that level is rare but glorious.

 

[lsa]

I dont get it

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I've watched this video twenty times in a row and I can't breathe. I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing. There's so much happening and Jesus. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Reddit video because Tonni has Belgian internet

 

[tonni]

I have it on good authority that @tonni stores healing crystals inside his anus like some sort of Belgian butt hamster

@tonni IS a magic healing crystal.

 

[tonni]

I've watched this video twenty times in a row and I can't breathe. I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing. There's so much happening and Jesus. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Reddit video because Tonni has Belgian internet

I swear to fucking god, this video played THROUGH THE SPOILER?

 

[tonni]

I've watched this video twenty times in a row and I can't breathe. I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing. There's so much happening and Jesus. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Reddit video because Tonni has Belgian internet

Perfect response.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I'm still laughing at "Belgian butt hamster"

 

[tonni]

I'm still laughing at "Belgian butt hamster"

Friend of mine used to stick a glue stick up his butt and throw it at people in class. Made them smell it.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Friend of mine used to stick a glue stick up his butt and throw it at people in class. Made them smell it.

Strange to befriend such a character.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Strange to befriend such a character.

 

[Prokofievian]

Yeah, the spoiler thing doesn't work, I can't believe I have to explain this to you.

@Falsedawn cringe normie alert.

 

[JDragon]

Friend of mine used to stick a glue stick up his butt and throw it at people in class. Made them smell it.

"Friend of mine"

 

[Andy Capp]

Just saw this. End of an era.

I heard about that. Very sad. I hope it can be rebuilt.

 

[Andy Capp]

I used to sometimes be that guy.

I loved cheap beer and then I discovered I love the dryness of cheap champagne.... I don't like the headache that comes with chugging Moscato or champagne very much at all though

Had a friend in college that was a total redneck that though Coors Light was upscale beer (he always had Busch Light). We gave him champagne once. Took a swig off the bottle:
"HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE SODA"

Proceeded to just fucking CHUG the rest of the bottle. Guy was shitfaced in under like 30 minutes.

Hahaha!

You should have started him with Miller High Life, the Champagne of Beer.

We gave him Goldschlarger:
"IT'S LIKE LIQUID HOT TAMALES CANDY!"
"Dude, have you never tried anything other than Busch Light"
"Man, I'm from a town where evne the girls do Girzzly dip"
".........."

Next time, try this, a wine like the one below (no idea who else makes Gamay though),

+lemon soda water=alcoholic Koolaid. If you get the proportions right you would never even know there was alcohol in there. I had no idea it would be so good. I'm not the biggest fan of red wine aside from Chianti but that combo was pretty damned good.

 

[Andy Capp]

Of the PNW bands. Queensryche.


That I can get behind. I think growing up in the PNW so many friends of mine listened to like Smells like Teen Spirit non-stop when I was in high school it turned me off. And so many tried to start garage bands that mimmicked the sound it pissed me off and pushed me to stuff like this in high school

WTF is a PNW?

 

[tonni]

"Friend of mine"

You're exactly like the teachers and school administration. Every time someone took a shit in the lab or something they came to me.

 

[JDragon]

You're exactly like the teachers and school administration. Every time someone took a shit in the lab or something they came to me.

To which you would respond 'was a friend of mine'?

 

[tonni]

To which you would respond 'was a friend of mine'?

"How dare you?"

 

[JDragon]

"How dare you?"

Snitch of the year 2020 imo