War Room Lounge v171: That sounds like the first thing a newly sentient crow would say.

[Yehudim]

the Nexus is always prepared for your arrival...
@senri

What is this, goatse for people on acid?

 

[senri]

the Nexus is always prepared for your arrival...
@senri

Delicious

 

[Trotsky]

@PolishHeadlock2 Sometimes, when I get down, I remind myself that Jeff Sessions risked his political career to be Trump's first senate endorsement only to have Trump actively destroy his political career for being minimally ethical.

 

[senri]

He wishes.

I want you to do deep squats and work your way to doing 3 sets of 6 at 385lbs. Your frame is capable of attaining such a tight flesh Mr. Tonni...

 

[senri]

 

[tonni]

I want you to do deep squats and work your way to doing 3 sets of 6 at 385lbs. Your frame is capable of attaining such a tight flesh Mr. Tonni...

Don't tell me how to squat though.

 

[Sketch]

Don't tell me how to squat though.

You almost done with your set here?

 

[tonni]

You almost done with your set here?

Nein.

 

[Sketch]

Nein.

Mind if I work in?

 

[Sketch]

Standing by

 

[tonni]

Mind if I work in?

What's working in? Like you get to squat while I rest?

 

[TheMinority]

This guy looks like he works up to a 3rep max on front squats 3x a week. Followed by some Romanians and block pulls for his accessory work.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

This guy looks like he works up to a 3rep max on front squats 3x a week.

Straight up, what was your previous account?

 

[senri]

This guy looks like he works up to a 3rep max on front squats 3x a week. Followed by some Romanians and block pulls for his accessory work.

He also sleeps well. Surprisingly he smells very nice...

 

[senri]

Don't tell me how to squat though.

You will do it properly. You have to be perfect in order to begin the ascension protocol. It is necessary to ripen the body...

 

[Sketch]

 

[Sketch]

Edit

 

[TheMinority]

He also sleeps well. Surprisingly he smells very nice...

No lactase induced whey protein farts. Only whole eggs and orange roughy for that all natural creatine-free body. 100% natural, easily maintainable, pico-free athlete.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

No lactase induced whey protein farts. Only whole eggs and orange roughy for that all natural creatine-free body. 100% natural, easily maintainable, pico-free athlete.

I ain't trying to be rude, but you come across as a woman beater.

 

[JDragon]

Today it's 39 days that @Rehab Is Hard went to rehab for 40 days. I guess it's a good sign we haven't seen him back since!