WAR ROOM LOUNGE V15: Lunge

[Gregolian]

"I would be willing to stab you if you like, good sir."

Tbh, I don't think being rude generally is all that big of a deal when you're drunk. It happens. But people that treat the homeless like they are subhuman trash are the worst sort of people.

"Get to stepping"
"You sticking up for the bum?"
"No, I just don't want to have to call the cops when you guys start assaulting him and end up being put on a goddamn witness list by people I work with at my other job... so get to stepping."

 

[Ripskater]

Your while Schick Rip-- its a troll account for a mod. The ingenuousness does come through but it sometimes can be confused for you being stupid. You are not though-- just faking.

It comes through way more now though than it used to after you self quit and then came back after trying on a couple different shticks. I think the original impulse to cease was accurate.

This is my second account. You may have a lot of false information about me. Cause there's a lot of lies people have said.

@Lead, tell this guy that this is my second account. A lot of other people have been accused of being me.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

I'm about 2 hours north of Seattle so I'm stuck in a college town which just adds to the goofiness of how cops run shit here.

So, we have:
- Local cops
- Sheriffs
- Campus police
- Border Patrol
- Homeland Security
- Tribal police

ALL of them driving around town on Friday and Saturday nights to try and patrol the bar area of town but it also creates a jurisdictional nightmare.

They deserved a good ass kicking cause one of them got in my face about taking a puff off my cigar and wouldn't leave until I told him I'd fuck his face up so bad even his mother wouldn't recognize him.

Problem is, Cuba as everyone calls the transient guy, is so loony he probably doesn't even own a knife and was outnumbered 3 to 1 and would have gotten his shit stomped in.

EDIT:
@Trotsky and @alanb might have more input on this but I was joking with a couple prosecutors before Court starts about how many files one of them has and they were like:
"Well Greg, we'll just give these all to you then"
"I don't have a BAR number"
"You should"

I feel like I'm feeling to proud about this/taking it as too much of a compliment

I say go for it man. For a few years I wanted to get a JD, but now it just wouldn't make sense since I've advanced pretty far in this career path.

I believe in you Greg, and you can get a job as a clerk in a larger city while you get your degree. If you ever want to come to Hawaii I have connections with all the prosecutors, AGs, judges... they always need law clerks at least.

 

[Gregolian]

I say go for it man. For a few years I wanted to get a JD, but now it just wouldn't make sense since I've advanced pretty far in this career path.

I believe in you Greg, and you can get a job as a clerk in a larger city while you get your degree. If you ever want to come to Hawaii I have connections with all the prosecutors, AGs, judges... they always need law clerks at least.

I'll keep that in mind and thanks man.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

My after work drink used to be a double of BSB with a ginger ale/beer chaser.

Now? Double of Casamigos silver and pineapple chase. I used to never take a shift drink but now that I'm almost 30 the amount of stupid I see at night I need it.


So, crackhead still out there ranting?

When I worked in restaurants I would take a double jameson straight in one big ass gulp. Now since I live in a place I can drink in public I just crack open a beer and pull on the flask.

Yeah he found another group of Crackheads to be bros with. He was yelling into the fucking storm drain.

Basically the cops just keep moving him up and down the street instead of arresting him like they always do.

 

[curryjunkie]

homophobic shit got what he deserved, what a cunt, trespassing on underground property, nice try rip

 

[AgonyandIrony]

homophobic shit got what he deserved, what a cunt, trespassing on underground property, nice try rip

Rip would fucking hate if he knew the abuse I hurl at the Christian protesters on Bourbon Street.

Although the streets are starting to flood so maybe Jesus is mad frfr.

 

[Higus]

Rip would fucking hate if he knew the abuse I hurl at the Christian protesters on Bourbon Street.

Although the streets are starting to flood so maybe Jesus is mad frfr.

I think there's a passage in the bible about God hating people who live below sea level or something.

 

[Factory]

Man I'm in a bad mood lol. Ready to hit the tiki bar after work.

Southern Decadence is this weekend and I enjoyed making a hick group of tourists upset by telling them it's the of the rowdiest gay pride parades in the country

@Factory

You would be disappointed and it wouldn't help your mood. I wouldn't care much about that, but probably just ask you where the next voodoo gift shop is and where can I get the fattest beads in town.




Although I prefer to live in calm cities with low population densities in cool areas, New Orleans looks like a very unique place and I like unique things a lot. I heard about excellent food, rich music, women on fire and countless interesting venues everywhere. It's a place which I really would like to visit one day, despite the high crime rates.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I think there's a passage in the bible about God hating people who live below sea level or something.

Probably. It's a real chore to get through.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

You would be disappointed and it wouldn't help your mood. I wouldn't care much about that, but probably just ask you where the next voodoo gift shop is and where can I get the fattest beads in town.




Although I prefer to live in calm cities with low population densities in cool areas, New Orleans looks like a very unique place and I like unique things a lot. I heard about excellent food, rich music, women on fire and countless interesting venues everywhere. It's a place which I really would like to visit one day, despite the high crime rates.

I'm just fucking with you about your pride posts.

The PRIDE parades here are wiiiild. Granted every parade/holiday here is wild.

Also yeah this is hands down the most unique city in the country, the food, women, music all just incredible.

The crime is pretty insane but you're not likely to actually see any of it. Living here you're just conditioned to it.

Yeah definitely visit, just avoid summer. It's excruciating right now, plus crime is always higher during summer.

I'm in a hella good mood now. Bout to down some fried chicken and share a massive tiki punch bowl with my coworker. But for real if you had to deal with the crackhead ass bullshit I did from the jump you would be just as pissy.

 

[Gregolian]

I'm just fucking with you about your pride posts.

The PRIDE parades here are wiiiild. Granted every parade/holiday here is wild.

Also yeah this is hands down the most unique city in the country, the food, women, music all just incredible.

The crime is pretty insane but you're not likely to actually see any of it. Living here you're just conditioned to it.

Yeah definitely visit, just avoid summer. It's excruciating right now, plus crime is always higher during summer.

I'm in a hella good mood now. Bout to down some fried chicken and share a massive tiki punch bowl with my coworker. But for real if you had to deal with the crackhead ass bullshit I did from the jump you would be just as pissy.

Girl I kinda sorta dated for about 2.5 years from France had a brother that ended up emigrating to the States after finishing school at Princeton. He met his wife in NO after a spring break trip or some shit. Her and her brother's parents are a French mother, East German (specifically East Berlin) raised father that grew up during the Cold War. His wife, French Cajun.

And they live in Jersey now while he works for some pharmaceutical company. Can you imagine how jacked up their accents sound to people in Jersey?

I think there's a passage in the bible about God hating people who live below sea level or something.

He's gonna hate me for wearing this nowadays as a replacement for the Thor's Hammer pendant a friend of mine from Scandinavia gave me:

 

[Captain Davis]

I'm just fucking with you about your pride posts.

The PRIDE parades here are wiiiild. Granted every parade/holiday here is wild.

Also yeah this is hands down the most unique city in the country, the food, women, music all just incredible.

The crime is pretty insane but you're not likely to actually see any of it. Living here you're just conditioned to it.

Yeah definitely visit, just avoid summer. It's excruciating right now, plus crime is always higher during summer.

I'm in a hella good mood now. Bout to down some fried chicken and share a massive tiki punch bowl with my coworker. But for real if you had to deal with the crackhead ass bullshit I did from the jump you would be just as pissy.

In my line of work, I deal with them on the regular too. It’s funny at first, but it gets old quick.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

In my line of work, I deal with them on the regular too. It’s funny at first, but it gets old quick.

Lmao tell me about it...

Girl I kinda sorta dated for about 2.5 years from France had a brother that ended up emigrating to the States after finishing school at Princeton. He met his wife in NO after a spring break trip or some shit. Her and her brother's parents are a French mother, East German (specifically East Berlin) raised father that grew up during the Cold War. His wife, French Cajun.

And they live in Jersey now while he works for some pharmaceutical company. Can you imagine how jacked up their accents sound to people in Jersey?


He's gonna hate me for wearing this nowadays as a replacement for the Thor's Hammer pendant a friend of mine from Scandinavia gave me:

“Kinda sorta” dated for 2.5 years?!? Does that mean just banged on and off?

 

[Gregolian]

“Kinda sorta” dated for 2.5 years?!? Does that mean just banged on and off?

How do you explain you were dating but didn't see each other for like 3 months out the year during summer breaks?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

How do you explain you were dating but didn't see each other for like 3 months out the year during summer breaks?

So the opposite of Summer lovers?

 

[Gregolian]

So the opposite of Summer lovers?

I guess?

 

[Lead]

This is my second account. You may have a lot of false information about me. Cause there's a lot of lies people have said.

@Lead, tell this guy that this is my second account. A lot of other people have been accused of being me.

It's your second account. It would be easier if you just saved the link to one of these posts so we don't have to go over it again and again.

 

[Ripskater]

It's your second account. It would be easier if you just saved the link to one of these posts so we don't have to go over it again and again.

thanks for answering.

 

[Captain Davis]

It's your second account. It would be easier if you just saved the link to one of these posts so we don't have to go over it again and again.

thanks for answering.

Get a room.