War Room Lounge v146: Federal Goon used "Bludgeon"! But it's not that effective...

[PolishHeadlock2]

Holy shit, Roy Den Hollander is the shooter?!

Yup

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/20/us/suspect-shooting-at-judge-salas-home/index.html

 

[Islam Imamate]

Which is worse, Dances with Wolves or Pocahontas?

 

[Strychnine]

 

[Fawlty]

Yup

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/20/us/suspect-shooting-at-judge-salas-home/index.html

That's fucking insane.

This guy also sued Jimmy Norton back in the day.

 

[Gregolian]

Which is worse, Dances with Wolves or Pocahontas?

This feels like asking which was worse, the Purges or Holocaust

 

[Sara]

ruh roh

I can't taste my Starbucks. Now, this isn't necessarily indicative of anything other than a dogshit barista. But then I put my nose an inch from a bunch of overripe bananas, and I barely smelled banana. Then I stuck my nose over my Listerine and breathed in sharply. That sort of did the trick. I could smell a moderate minty smell.

"Due to a sharp increase in COVID-19 testing, we are experiencing longer than expected wait times for results. We will contact you as soon as your results are available. Thank you for your patience. And of course, thank you for your patients."

Eat super spicy food and see if that brings back your sense of smell


Like spicy noodle soup.

 

[Fawlty]

@CubicleGangster you got your test scheduled for like Fall of 2022, right? Good luck mang!

 

[CubicleGangster]

What is a "pinch hitter" in this context?

I can think of three tings:
1 - His back up hitter on his pick up baseball team is full of cooked spaghetti
2 - His tiny pipe used to secretly hit weed is full of cooked spaghetti
3 - He's using code words to talk about pushing out tiny turds full of cooked spaghetti

 

[CubicleGangster]

@CubicleGangster you got your test scheduled for like Fall of 2022, right? Good luck mang!

Yeah I had to sign a permission slip to allow them to test my corpse

Love this country

 

[Sara]

Please don’t ruin spaghetti for me

 

[Fawlty]

Eat super spicy food and see if that brings back your sense of smell


Like spicy noodle soup.

I will eat a spicy lunch for sure, but like, ripe banana and triple espresso and listerine smell doesn't tend to just chill out for a while. I'm not any more congested than usual. I think the takeaway is that I got my Covid test at Starbucks for $6.10 with immediate results, and now I'm just waiting on the lab to confirm it.

 

[Fawlty]

Yeah I had to sign a permission slip to allow them to test my corpse

Love this country

That's awesome. I'd test the hell out of your corpse because I think you're a good dude IRL. America needs to take a knee.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I have a Dr appointment on Thursday for a non COVID related issue and with my luck I'm going to catch it there.

 

[Sara]

I will eat a spicy lunch for sure, but like, ripe banana and triple espresso and listerine smell doesn't tend to just chill out for a while. I'm not any more congested than usual. I think the takeaway is that I got my Covid test at Starbucks for $6.10 with immediate results, and now I'm just waiting on the lab to confirm it.

When ever I’m congested or stuffy nosed I eat the spiciest ramen I can get my hands on (that’s vegetarian) and it clears everything up, I’m thinking they need to start introducing this therapy to COVID patients.

 

[Fawlty]

I have a Dr appointment on Thursday for a non COVID related issue and with my luck I'm going to catch it there.

Fill the room with Lysol uppercuts.

 

[Andy Capp]

ruh roh

I can't taste my Starbucks. Now, this isn't necessarily indicative of anything other than a dogshit barista. But then I put my nose an inch from a bunch of overripe bananas, and I barely smelled banana. Then I stuck my nose over my Listerine and breathed in sharply. That sort of did the trick. I could smell a moderate minty smell.

"Due to a sharp increase in COVID-19 testing, we are experiencing longer than expected wait times for results. We will contact you as soon as your results are available. Thank you for your patience. And of course, thank you for your patients."

Be real with me and Captain Pedantic. Is that use of patients yours on purpose or by accident or a verbatim quote? Just curious, honestly.

 

[Fawlty]

When ever I’m congested or stuffy nosed I eat the spiciest ramen I can get my hands on (that’s vegetarian) and it clears everything up, I’m thinking they need to start introducing this therapy to COVID patients.

I mean, ramen is pretty good. I vote yes.

 

[CubicleGangster]

That's awesome. I'd test the hell out of your corpse because I think you're a good dude IRL. America needs to take a knee.

Thanks, bud

I have a Dr appointment on Thursday for a non COVID related issue and with my luck I'm going to catch it there.

Please enjoy the blanket I will be packaging in with the RetroPie I send you

No ulterior motives here

 

[Sara]

I have a Dr appointment on Thursday for a non COVID related issue and with my luck I'm going to catch it there.

Nah I had to go to the ER and just wore a mask and used sanitizer and was fine. Used an entire thing of Hand sanitizer too.

 

[Fawlty]

Be real with me and Captain Pedantic. Is that use of patients yours on purpose or by accident or a verbatim quote? Just curious, honestly.

The last part I appended to a word-for-word text message from the testing center.