War Room Lounge v140:(redacted)

[weed]

not this is NOT a donut

 

[Joe]

Oh shit. That's where I am or grew up.

 

[Fawlty]

Huh?

They edited out my thread title for some reason (super sensitive poster?), so that it said Lounge: 140.

So I edited it so the title said Lounge: (redacted).

Then I said that they were keeping the numbers a secret.

Then they edited it to to say Lounge 140: (redacted)

So I think it all worked out swimmingly, and also I gave the mods the opportunity to hawk the thread, hoping I was going to do something that they could infract me for. That excites them, sexually. Especially @Lead, because he's way more angry and sensitive than he lets on.

 

[Fawlty]

and fat

 

[Fawlty]

I think it's interesting that the two blues who have the most raging hard-ons for me, Lead and Rup, have both been in dire health emergencies in recent times. I'm not saying there's a correlation, but I am saying that I am a magical and malicious being. Who has to take a lot of ibuprofen. It's heavy lifting.

 

[Limbo Pete]

and Mark is not bad either

 

[lsa]

I think it's interesting that the two blues who have the most raging hard-ons for me, Lead and Rup, have both been in dire health emergencies in recent times. I'm not saying there's a correlation, but I am saying that I am a magical and malicious being. Who has to take a lot of ibuprofen. It's heavy lifting.

Go have a donut.
You sound like you have low blood sugar...

 

[Limbo Pete]

Muh freedom!!

That shirt tho

 

[lsa]

That shirt tho

I bet he is a History major or something.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I bet he is a History major or something.

Hey!

 

[Fawlty]

Go have a donut.
You sound like you have low blood sugar...

Literally nobody knows who you are, and you have failed to make the Plats a jumping joint, so you're here with nowhere else to post. And of course, because I'm charitable, you're welcome in my joint here.

 

[lsa]

Literally nobody kn
ows who you are, and you have failed to make the Plats a jumping joint, so you're here with nowhere else to post. And of course, because I'm charitable, you're welcome in my joint here.

You used the word literally wrong.

When did it become my job to make the Plat a jumping joint? Who died and made you the work police?

Stay triggered.

 

[Fawlty]

The funny thing about "donuts" is that I did tell the only legitimate donut story. The problem is that either alphaomegaman, or possibly a female poster I used to talk to here and who professed her love to me, decided to turn it into some bizarre lie.

This female, I got to know pretty well over chat and phone calls. Her identity is irrelevant, and none of any of your business (long since gone from here), as nothing was public or even privately revealed on the forums. The problem was that she turned out to be massively obese. Like, I haven't been trim and sexy since maybe 2013, but this was a whole 'nother level.

But somebody is spreading lies, so fuck it. She share a YT vid with me, and hadn't locked her other vids. It was a fat that was way over the line. I feel bad for being shallow as she's a cool person, but again, the lies force my hand.

The donut story somehow became a fetish or something I "creeped someone out with," but that simply didn't happen.

As I was trying to let her down (and hope that she worked things out with her hubby), she went for it, sent me full-on "I love you" stuff and a really nice little painting and a couple other little things. Bless her heart, but it was too late then.

It's a shame it had to turn into gross rumors about donuts (wtf?) but that's how it rolls out. And that I'm not sure whether it's her or AOM spreading the bullshit, that's unfortunate too. He's such a mark. Like Gryphonart, he was infatuated with her.

People should have just gone their own ways, but fuck it. Morbidly obese. That's why. Sorry lulz.

 

[Fawlty]

You used the word literally wrong.

When did it become my job to make the Plat a jumping joint? Who died and made you the work police?

Stay triggered.

You're not good at Plats or at WR. But like I said, all you sad fucks are welcome in my Lounge.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

not this is NOT a donut

 

[lsa]

You're not good at Plats or at WR. But like I said, all you sad fucks are welcome in my Lounge.

LOL, you actually think you matter.
Its a fucking karate forum, get over your self.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

@Isa great job in the plays and WR recently! Keep up the good work!

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Man I'm not fucking with edibles anymore. Last thing I remember was trying to respond to @Jack V Savage about Hemingway and the human condition and I took a cozy nap that lasted until like... An hour and a half ago.
Had a fucking dream Ayn Rand threw Bernie Sanders out of a helicopter. I caught him tho. All good.

Its true. We had a ska themed wedding and check this out. Our song was slapsticks earth angel which is on that very cd i loned her from the very first time we talked. I got punk ska magic dude. I come alive when i hear it and amazing things happen to me when its on.

And few years back when we hit 20 years as a couple we celebrated with another ska themed wedding cake and then took all our friends to a demolition derby and it was one of the greatest days of my life to date.

That's the sweetest shit I've ever heard in my life. I've got my wedding planned out, I want a string quartet to play Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want by The Smiths.

This might be the best skinhead reggae love song ever tho.

@AgonyandIrony

I made a sort of deconstructed vegan Shepherd's Pie for dinner tonight.

• Fucking love potatoes.,

I fucking love that when posters on Sherdog think of me it's either degeneracy or potatoes, a label I proudly wear.

Also Orwell was a topic earlier and I meant to share this delightful video.

That one tired looking Anarchist cracks me up. "This motherfucker talking about tea again?"

 

[MrFriendly]

FYI there is a huge difference between male and female Finns. the females are pretty wild.
The male... well you are not wrong.

speaking from personal experience?

 

[Fawlty]

LOL, you actually think you matter.
Its a fucking karate forum, get over your self.

But you're engaged in it, right now with me, and I have your full fucking attention, so you don't have to pretend. You offer nothing interesting, but again, that's okay. I'm absolving you of your shittiness. It's one of the many services I provide.