War Room Lounge v140:(redacted)

[Sketch]

Where would you like to be on your last waking breath?

In your arms, cradled like a baby.

 

[HereticBD]

In your arms, cradled like a baby.

There was a correct response, and an incorrect response...

That is all.

 

[Sketch]

Yo @tonni when are we going to hop on a freestyle discord server?

 

[HappyCamper]

been working my way through patrice rants after someone here mentioned them re: independence day (my daaavid!)

the king kong one is pure gold

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

So, quasi-random thought of the day. I googled a very old friend's name (haven't seen in like 15 years I figure), curious really if he's still alive.
Simply put in the full name and hit search. A unique name, it gave me the did you mean result (virtually the same except on letter added to the end).

The hits I got were so weird (spelling mistakes intentional, it's an exact replica):

"Ridving an uncutocock reverse cowgil"
"Bordowe Botki Antonejla ... Lots of freebie doggystyle latex porn flicks are waiting"
"Katyxxslove's Ldve Sex Room"
"On Fap you will always findpsomebest"
"Aidra swallowed. Korean step faher. Stepmom ki cudai friends. Real ball fuck. Chinese girl"
"Japrnesb versionwfull. Pakistcni girls hostel ladies. Sexy dady matura"

Can't imagine a more fucked up search result for someone's name.

Hopefully this isn't an indicator of google curating results content based on the user's history. Else, I might have to talk to the wife. For whatever reason I can't stop laughing at the "Aidra swallowed. Korean step faher" bit.

 

[Sketch]

Damn, you'd think @Fawlty Elizabeth wrote this for him.

 

[tonni]

Yo @tonni when are we going to hop on a freestyle discord server?

Yo Sketch, if you hear my voice won’t it take away from the mystique? Send me a link though.

 

[tonni]

Oh', thank God.



@tonni is a rabble rouser. I don't know if he really believes in the cause. If you say he's good though, I will comply.

I am the most dedicated freethinker you will ever find.

 

[Andy Capp]

Where would you like to be on your last waking breath?

Watching the end of the Universe.

 

[HereticBD]

I am the most dedicated freethinker you will ever find.

But are you one with the flesh?

I have my doubts.

 

[tonni]

But are you one with the flesh?

I have my doubts.

How dare you?

 

[HereticBD]

How dare you?

The question mark doesn't help your case.

 

[Sketch]

Yo Sketch, if you hear my voice won’t it take away from the mystique? Send me a link though.

I already know how you sound, like a Castrato.

 

[tonni]

I already know how you sound, like a Castrato.

I’ll remember this.

 

[Sketch]

I’ll remember this.

I'll forget this.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Sure. But you can't whine about how long this post is. You asked for it

For background, let me state for the record that, if my AV wasn't enough of a clue, Bruce Lee is something of a specialty of mine. Even in academia, I've long been affiliated with a little sub-field called "martial arts studies" under the auspices of which, while I was finishing up my PhD in the UK, I co-organized (with my supervisor and the leading Bruce Lee scholar in academia, Paul Bowman) a conference on Bruce Lee (for which we even got Matt Polly, the author of the recent Bruce Lee biography, to be a keynote - that dude is not only cool as shit and not only has every piece of information and every speck of dirt on Bruce Lee, he started his professional life off in academia, specifically at Princeton, thinking that he'd be a philosopher, and loving Ayn Rand, but got disillusioned and just went "Fuck academia," left Princeton, and traveled to China where he spent two years at the Shaolin Temple training kung fu ), after which we co-edited two special journal issues devoted to Bruce Lee. In short, I'm not just an amateur nerd, I actually study Bruce Lee in my capacity as a scholar: I'm a professional nerd

So, when I watched that documentary, I was bummed. (So was Matt Polly. Look up his Twitter feed if you want to chuckle at his Tweets while he was watching the documentary.) I was going to post something about it in the martial arts studies Facebook group, but then I got side-tracked with end-of-term university shit. It wasn't until another big martial arts studies scholar, Ben Judkins, who runs the phenomenal blog Kung Fu Tea, put up a critique of the documentary (https://chinesemartialstudies.com/2020/06/26/bruce-lee-and-the-problem-with-being-water/) that I remembered how annoying it was. That's when I posted about it, essentially expanding that initial Sherdog post.

This is what I wrote.

TLSR , I'll be sure to miss that one

Oh and this seems to fit ...

 

[senri]

In your arms, cradled like a baby.

 

[Sketch]

Do you like the game hide and seek?

 

[senri]

But are you one with the flesh?

I have my doubts.

 

[senri]

Do you like the game hide and seek?

No because such a game wouldn't entice me.... I always find them...