War Room Lounge v140:(redacted)

[JDragon]

Mom literally misspelled it on the birth certificate. Which sort of raises the question, how could you misspell a name on a birth certificate: that just becomes your name. But she intended one name, and she blew it.

Somehow hoping you're a Carl, with your mom accidentally going for Cark

 

[Fawlty]

Mom literally misspelled it on the birth certificate. Which sort of raises the question, how could you misspell a name on a birth certificate: that just becomes your name. But she intended one name, and she blew it.

She made a couple mistakes that day. We forgive her tho.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

My legal name is actually different from my real name. Sometimes that leads to fun conversations with authorities.

I'm just gonna leave the tranny joke out there for someone to slam dunk.

 

[Gregolian]

Mom literally misspelled it on the birth certificate. Which sort of raises the question, how could you misspell a name on a birth certificate: that just becomes your name. But she intended one name, and she blew it.

Trailer Park Boys and how Ricky’s grandkid gets named comes to mind.

 

[curryjunkie]

had a Starbuck's coffee cake. pretty fucking good.

other than that, a messy coffee experience this morning. motherfucking "barista" didn't cap the lid right. not that it wasn't secured on - the lid was forced on, as if it was too small for the cup by a hair, hence bending the cup to 'fit' in. leaking everywhere. even worse, they must use some shitty ass recycled paper because once the outside of the cup was exposed to the coffee it started crumbling/breaking apart. the very integrity of the cup itself was compromised before I could even take a sip.

/rage.

greg? ....is that you?...

 

[BarryDillon]

greg? ....is that you?...

Ha ha ha a ha.

 

[BarryDillon]

This fucking day is dragging on.

 

[JDragon]

This fucking day is dragging on.

Be the change you want to see in the day

 

[BarryDillon]

Be the change you want to see in the day

Thanks.

 

[Gregolian]

This fucking day is dragging on.

Geg..... is that you?

 

[Sketch]

This fucking day is dragging on.

Then do something about it man

 

[JDragon]

This fucking day is dragging on.

Wait, is this a thinly veiled attack on @Prokofievian ?

 

[Mamba Mentality]

What can I do to gain the acceptance of Rehab is Hard?

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Is @Prokofievian the smallish but super ripped one?

or is that @Tycho Brah?

@HockeyBjj is short and stocky I’m pretty sure.

Conversely @Social Distance Warrior is a lanklet with top notch cardio and pull-up skills.

calling all members of the Lounge Weightlifting/Powerlifting club

 

[HockeyBjj]

@HockeyBjj is short and stocky I’m pretty sure.

accurate

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Is @Prokofievian the smallish but super ripped one?

or is that @Tycho Brah?

@HockeyBjj is short and stocky I’m pretty sure.

Conversely @Social Distance Warrior is a lanklet with top notch cardio and pull-up skills.

calling all members of the Lounge Weightlifting/Powerlifting club

Deadlift day...and hang cleans...

 

[Trotsky]

So, despite the pandemic, business has been good lately. So I decided to treat myself with a (pre-owned but not used) SodaStream since I'm a fiend for carbonation.

I like it well enough, but I don't understand what technology is proprietary. All it's doing is injecting the CO2 into the water. There's no power or anything: you're just releasing the valve on a CO2 tank into a spout that goes into the water.

 

[Trotsky]

@HockeyBjj is short and stocky I’m pretty sure.

I believe he prefers the term "vertically adorable."

Is @Prokofievian the smallish but super ripped one?

or is that @Tycho Brah?

I always pictured Proko as quite tall, probably because I thought he was Finnish and the average male height there is like 6'2.

 

[Sara]

I’m almost done reading Unorthodox, so I can then watch Unorthodox. I had never really heard anything about The Hasidic Jewish faith before, it’s a pretty good book

 

[Trotsky]

What's unreal is that St Louis's murder per capita is like 3X Chicago's.

It's not, though.

That's a statistical misconception because St. Louis is an independent city. For Chicago, NYC, LA, etc. the crime rates are spread across the entire county into which the city is merged. In St. Louis, the city is politically independent from the county. Suburban areas have much lower population density, higher incomes, and therefore lower crime rates. So the suburbs "dilute" the overall crime rate for the city.

St. Louis, Baltimore, and (IIRC) Carson City are the only major independent cities in the country.

My legal name is actually different from my real name. Sometimes that leads to fun conversations with authorities.

I'm just gonna leave the tranny joke out there for someone to slam dunk.

I don't understand. If I'm not mistaken, in the United States real name and legal name are synonyms. Unless you legally changed your name to something silly like War Machine.

Like most, he was totally fine outside of the War Room. He just went on this weird crusade at the end there. I actually thought he was only half serious about the threads not being where they should, but from what I've heard, he took it deadly serious.

His crusade wasn't really War Room-related though, right? Wasn't he complaining about threads being allowed in the Mayberry that should be in the War Room? As in he wanted to insulate himself from political retardation.