War Room Lounge v131: A web novella

[tonni]

it was yorkist you unknowingly flamed, worth it

shit he probably reported it lol

Really?! Man, my instincts are on point.

Zip it, Poindexter.

Seriously, that slow smile of realization was my favorite moment of the Simpsons, or at least top 10. He's genuinely happy the dud looks like Milhouse and he's so immature about it.

 

[tonni]

Yeah that’s like people that spell Johnny wrong.

Or people who misspell Saarra

 

[Sara]

Or people who misspell Saarra

Sara
Sarah
Cera

I’ve met a Sara that spelled it each way, a real life person.
And I think the coolest way to spell it is Cera like the dinosaur.

 

[BarryDillon]

Sara is the most boring poster in the history of Sherdog.

Prove me wrong.

 

[tonni]

Sara is the most boring poster in the history of Sherdog.

Prove me wrong.

I think the most boring ones are the ones you just plain forget.

 

[Sara]

Sara is the most boring poster in the history of Sherdog.

Prove me wrong.

I have too many shred of enemies, I don’t need another Barry

 

[BarryDillon]

I have too many shred of enemies, I don’t need another Barry

You're the one who's in the...

 

[JDragon]

Sara is the most German poster in the history of Sherdog.

Prove me wrong.

Fixed @Sara @tonni

 

[JDragon]

Sara
Sarah
Cera

I’ve met a Sara that spelled it each way, a real life person.
And I think the coolest way to spell it is Cera like the dinosaur.

Trisaratops?

True story, will be going to dinosaur museum with the family tomorrow.

 

[Sara]

Trisaratops?

True story, will be going to dinosaur museum with the family tomorrow.

Cool

 

[Deffid]

Fixed @Sara @tonni

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[Possum Jenkins]

I'm all about live and let live with regard to religious beliefs I might find... objectionable. But everything has limits, and truth be told the idea that Native people are red skinned as punishment by god just grinds my fucking gears.

Not just that, but aren't black people supposed to be THE most cursed of all?

And to top it off, most of their missionary work is in the South Pacific and in parts of Latin America. I know until about a decade ago they were the fastest growing religion in the world.

 

[tonni]

Trisaratops?

True story, will be going to dinosaur museum with the family tomorrow.

Triceratops...not trisaratops OH WAIT

 

[Armbars]

Okay, whichever room roomer this is, reveal yourself.

LAWNMOWER ACCIDENT’
‘Incel bombmaker,’ 23, ‘blows off his own hand making explosives to kill hot cheerleaders’ but claims he was gardening

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11799879/incel-bombmaker-23-blows-off-own-hand-making-explosives/

 

[tonni]

The thing is that if be strictly adhered to the central stated purposes of the 3 Percenters (gun ownership and opposition to federal governmental encroachment, as I understand it), I wouldn't find it that problematic. But has anyone ever come across an actual right wing ideologue who wasn't at minimum very sympathetic to white nationalism? And that wouldn't, at a moment's notice, bend the knee to fascistic federal government if it meant sticking it to the liberals and minorities?

What's really cowardly is the "symbols have different meanings" yeah nice try. All of these "coy" right wingers/alt righters/neo nazis are way, way worse behind closed doors, trust me.

 

[tonni]

Okay, whichever room roomer this is, reveal yourself.

LAWNMOWER ACCIDENT’
‘Incel bombmaker,’ 23, ‘blows off his own hand making explosives to kill hot cheerleaders’ but claims he was gardening

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11799879/incel-bombmaker-23-blows-off-own-hand-making-explosives/

How ironic, the man that used his hands to make a bomb gets his hand blown off.

 

[tonni]

@JDragon

On the shed’s floor was a discarded letter that made for sinister reading.

"He casually walked through the shopping mall, his jacket concealed deadly objects,' it read.

"He was doing it and was assured it must be done.

"Even if he died this statement was worth it! He had... of tension that would come and go as he approached the stage of hot cheerleaders."

The letter continued: "A dead seriousness sank in as he realized he was truly passing the point of no return! He decided I will not back down I will not be afraid of the consequences no matter what I will be heroic

"I will make a statement like Elliott Rodgers did he thought to himself."

His handwritten letter is going to blow up I'm sure.

 

[Sycho Sid]

@JDragon

His handwritten letter is going to blow up I'm sure.

Still better written than Amerikawhatever;s stuff

 

[tonni]

Still better written than Amerikawhatever;s stuff

It's so good it could've been published. Unlike Americkauerana's stories.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Enter the tonnizone

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