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War Room Lounge v126: This thread looks like it had a stroke..

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Unbiased Right v Left poster

Jack V Savage

Does not compute
You're so deep in both sides, you want a Republican and a Democrat reffing a grappling match.

This is a writing contest. Jack is a very good commentator, and probably the most literate regular here.
 
Just have @Lead do it, to avoid Amerikawhatever bitching about bias
 
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JFC Fawlty wins the internet today.

Yeah, definitely don't do that. I'm nude selfied out and quite content to be paired up for a while. We both even deleted all our geo-social apps. Huge Commitment. If it isn't art then I don't care, and that isn't arousing or the point.

You are going to miss pics of naked @Amerikuracana on a 10 speed with a motorcycle helmet on, meow.

@CubicleGangster which is deadlier? 52 year old booty or 52 year old thai kicks?

Ask me in 3 years

Needs a more unbiased official.

@Lowmanproblems the closest thing we have to an actual centrist here?

only winner of least biased sherdog award here. But @Lead is best pick.
 
I enjoyed both of those docs as well

Wild Wild Country had a really good soundtrack and features two songs by Bill Callahan who is one of my favourite musicians. Callahan's song Drover is what inspired the movie's title. It is a song about driving cattle.

Yeah, one thing about this wild, wild country
It takes a strong, strong
It breaks a strong, strong mind

 
Zip your pants up chief.. Or keep them down and use your imagination.
LOL
Just proving yet again you're full of shit.
I used to do 28 pull-ups front grip, and like 19 perfect form wide-grip.

The time I did 28 I actually had never maxed out doing pull-ups, but I told one of my cousins I might be able to do 30, and they didn't believe me. I did 28. I did really, really heavy pull-downs, so my 235lb body weight felt light.

I partially tore my right bicep and now can only do like 8-10, but it's from injury. For things that don't involve much bicep I'm still pretty strong. I did 71 short form dips the other day with a 12lb weight vest, for example.
When's the big chess game, playa?
 
Lowman sat there, staring at the cold beer in his hand, doing his best to drown out the humdrum rant that Jack was on. He'd arrived early and was one of the first two at the bar along with Jack. There were eight more expected and they couldn't arrive soon enough he thought to himself.

"You could argue about higher deficits, but given that they were almost entirely giveaways to rich people, which is the least-stimulative way to raise deficits" Jack bloviated in the general direction of Lowman who was now checking his phone.

"I like this spot, this bar was defintely chosen in good faith" said Jack as he sipped on his Shirley Temple, adjusting his watch soon after."Yeah man, thank Hockey, he know's his bar spots. I hear the wings here are good" Replied Lowman, trying to feign interest in the conversation.

"Wings.. or.. f..flats?" stuttered Jack. "I don't know, both are good to me doesn't fuckin matter" said Lowman this time glancing at the front door of the establishment, contemplating just leaving while simultaneously hoping somebody would walk in through the door finally.

"I'll be right back, I have to pee" Said Jack

"Take your time" replied Lowman.
 
@Amerikuracana
Alright, I'm doing my god damndest to make this happen tonight.

I'm fine with @22k's suggestion for a topic. Pick whatever characters you want.
 
I found our inaugural covid 19 stay at home movie night movie:



After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.
 
GNN Exclusive: Literary Review Panel for Limbo Pete-Amerikuracana Writing Challenge Released

After exhaustive vetting, the panel of prestigious War Room posters charged with vetting the highly anticipated literary contest between War Roomers Limbo Pete and Amerikuricana has been officially released.


The six-member panel is comprised of the following posters:
@TheGreatA (favorite literary work: Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky)
@Jack V Savage (favorite literary work: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov)
@Gandhi (favorite literary work: The Iliad by Homer)
@Trotsky (favorite literary work: Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre)
@Devout Pessimist (favorite literary work: The New Testament; also, Fifty Shades of Grey)
@irish_thug (favorite literary work: Ulysses by James Joyce)

Although an official scoring rubric has not yet been released, sources say that reviewers will consider clarity, style, grammar, and erotic quality.
 
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I found our inaugural covid 19 stay at home movie night movie:



After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.

Well, I know I throw this around loosely at times. But clearly this is Oscar worthy.
 
GNN Exclusive: Literary Review Panel for Limbo Pete-Amerikuracana Writing Challenge Released

After exhaustive vetting, the panel of prestigious War Room posters charged with vetting the highly anticipated literary contest between War Roomers Limbo Pete and Amerikuricana has been officially released.


The seven-member panel is comprised of the following posters:
@TheGreatA (favorite literary work: Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky)
@Jack V Savage (favorite literary work: Lolita by Vladimir Nobokov)
@Gandhi (favorite literary work: The Iliad by Homer)
@Trotsky (favorite literary work: Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre)
@Devout Pessimist (favorite literary work: The New Testament; also, Fifty Shades of Grey)

Although an official scoring rubric has not yet been released, sources say that reviewers will consider clarity, style, grammar, and erotic quality.
Do I get any points for my love of Dante's Inferno or James Joyce's Ulysses?
 
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