War Room Lounge v110: I make money, they poo everywhere. All parties are happy.

[Shoemaker]

I was going to walk to the mailbox but got tired on the way and drove down instead. Its all uphill on the way back.

You're about old enough that I think it's okay to say it's uphill both ways.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

By "out there" I meant my garage. Everything is closed here, too. I've got kettlebells and a heavy bag. Need to get myself a pull up bar. Doing bent over rows right now to get some pulling in, but a bar would be helpful.

yea, pull ups pull ups pull ups....

I regret not doing these more when I was a kid.

maybe one day I'll break David Goggins's record for most pull ups in one day.

 

[Seano]

You're about old enough that I think it's okay to say it's uphill both ways.

There's like 5 steps to walk up too.

 

[Shoemaker]

But are you okay with date rape?

I heard @PHATV has interesting things to say about the topic in his signature.

Spoiler

 

[Shoemaker]

There's like 5 steps to walk up too.

You know what gets me? It's the one stair. 2 or more stairs and you always see it coming. But that damn single-stair almost always tricks me.

 

[Trotsky]

Received an email from my local BMW dealership saying there was a recall notice for my specific car. I had them repair an oil leak last year and it started again so I thought nows a great time to leave it with them.

I called about the recall, they looked up my VIN and said no, there's no recall but would you like to talk to a sales associate about a new car?

That is one of the worst forms of false advertising...

Only assholes drive BMW's imo.

I see. So you insult me and its all in good fun but I give it back and I am a joyless sourpuss.

I wasn't meaning to insult you when I said you'd be a lesser friend than green poop. I'm sorry if you took it that way.

 

[My Spot]

Only assholes drive BMW's imo.



I wasn't meaning to insult you when I said you'd be a lesser friend than green poop. I'm sorry if you took it that way.

But would you step in if his GF was about to be date raped?

 

[Gandhi]

Yooooo....

 

[tonni]

yea, pull ups pull ups pull ups....

I regret not doing these more when I was a kid.

maybe one day I'll break David Goggins's record for most pull ups in one day.

Sigh. It’s not the amount of pullups that matter, it’s how loudly you do them.

 

[Fawlty]

The disc golf course was hoppin' today. Beautiful sunny weather, everyone polite and keeping space. Played the last hole with an old man who effortlessly threw 50 feet further than me. I must acquire his chi.

 

[Fawlty]

I had forgotten how often people say the N word whilst shooting the hoops. A set of the basketball hoops was near a disc golf basket. It was a diverse experience. I drained a sweet par putt on that hole and was made aware that I, too, am an N word. As in "that xxxxxx look like a pussy but he pretty good."

 

[K1levelgrappler]

whoops wrong thread

 

[PHATV]

I heard @PHATV has interesting things to say about the topic in his signature.

Spoiler

 

[Fawlty]

@Lead, is somebody going through my post history and reporting stuff from 2016? I would like to know who, so I can troll them.

 

[Lead]

@Lead, is somebody going through my post history and reporting stuff from 2016? I would like to know who, so I can troll them.

If you received a notification for a deleted post, please refer to the note attached and avoid doing that thing again.

 

[Fawlty]

If you received a notification for a deleted post, please refer to the note attached and avoid doing that thing again.

lol

This is what happens when you people have too much time on your hands. Try Jenga, or masturbation.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Snitches get candy

 

[Sketch]

C’mon dude. Not cool.

I was paying homage

 

[Shoemaker]

The disc golf course was hoppin' today. Beautiful sunny weather, everyone polite and keeping space. Played the last hole with an old man who effortlessly threw 50 feet further than me. I must acquire his chi.

I was taking my dog to the dog park last fall; it was a nice day out. I let her stick her head outside while we drive, and while we were sitting at a stop light the guy to my right rolled down his window and said “Hey, beautiful dog. You guys heading out for some disc golf?” I just said “uhhh no. Just going to the park.”

It was just weird that he immediately went to disc golf. Like, do I just have a face that makes people think “this fucker can throw a frisbee”? And what exactly is the quality?

People are always asking “do I know you?” when we don’t know each other - maybe I resemble a famous disc golfer?

I had forgotten about this and now it’s all I can think about.

 

[Prokofievian]

I met a corgi by the name of chuck norris tonight.