War Room Lounge v100: Come with me one a magical journey through time and dirty toilets

[LMP]

I’ll pick undead in an FFA

 

[Pseudo Sane]

Little Natey is still underestimating Buttigieg and Bloomberg, but finally he and @Jack V Savage are beginning to understand the race as I called it in May, nine months ago.

Net profit:

• $24,000 if Buttigieg wins

• $2900 if Sanders wins

• Break even if Warren wins (the wildcard candidate. She could have won the whole thing. I pseudo-hedged on her at poor odds in September)
• -$9k if anyone else wins

The only threat to my positions is Bloomberg. He is buying the DNC as we speak. It's amazing to watch. He has more congressional endorsements (8) now than Sanders, Buttigieg, Klobuchar. You bet your ass he paid handsomely for their support.

More gubernatorial endorsements than anyone except Biden. One key point that @Jack V Savage has failed to understand is that very few of these politicians actually believe in public service. Most are easily bought.

Hey Wai, try to keep your shit under control this time, alright?

 

[Sycho Sid]

I knew if I mentioned Nate Silver, he would show up

 

[Prokofievian]

Hey Wai, try to keep your shit under control this time, alright?

When you turn towards the father, you start threads about race and I.Q. It just happens.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I knew if I mentioned Nate Silver, he would show up

The siren song
He reeeeeeeeeeeally hates Nate Silver lol

 

[weed]

 

[Sketch]

Little Natey is still underestimating Buttigieg and Bloomberg, but finally he and @Jack V Savage are beginning to understand the race as I called it in May, nine months ago.

Net profit:

• $24,000 if Buttigieg wins

• $2900 if Sanders wins

• Break even if Warren wins (the wildcard candidate. She could have won the whole thing. I pseudo-hedged on her at poor odds in September)
• -$9k if anyone else wins

The only threat to my positions is Bloomberg. He is buying the DNC as we speak. It's amazing to watch. He has more congressional endorsements (8) now than Sanders, Buttigieg, Klobuchar. You bet your ass he paid handsomely for their support.

More gubernatorial endorsements than anyone except Biden. One key point that @Jack V Savage has failed to understand is that very few of these politicians actually believe in public service. Most are easily bought.

Actually, he knows very well what you speak of. With him, he is also paid for and bought.

 

[Merlotte's]

James Woods is shitposting on Twitter again and making fun of everyone’s mother for those who want to laugh

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealJamesWoods

 

[Javelina]

Taking pole.

air force huh

 

[Andy Capp]

I found this story on my facebook memories

HARARE, Zimbabwe (04-04) — After 20 mental patients disappeared from his bus, the driver replaced them with sane citizens and delivered them to a mental hospital.

The unidentified bus driver was transporting 20 mental patients from the capital city of Harare to Bulawayo Mental Hospital when he decided to stop for a few drinks at an illegal roadside liquor store. Upon his return he was shocked to discovered that all the mental patients had escaped.

Desperate for a solution, the driver stopped at the next bus stop and offered free bus rides to several people. He then delivered them to the mental hospital, informing the staff they were easily excitable.

It took the medical personnel three days to uncover the foul play. The real mental patients are still at large.

Still at large, you say?

 

[Sara]

sketch vs. tonni
make it happen, Dana

Call the movie theatres and see if their parking lots are available for use.

 

[Clippy]

Still at large, you say?

Most of them have Sherdog accounts

 

[Graves The Elder]

Call the movie theatres and see if their parking lots are available for use.

Cineplex LOOMS

 

[Andy Capp]

Most of them have Sherdog accounts

Not me. Look at my join date, LOL, "Bus Driver Delivers Sane People to Mental Hospital Sep 6, 2009".

It's called plausible deniability, motherfucker. Look it up.

 

[Andy Capp]

Hmmm I smell rotten grapes.

 

[Sara]

Hmmm I smell rotten grapes.

Do you mean sour grapes?

 

[Gregolian]

I’ll pick undead in an FFA

Hollywood Undead?

 

[Andy Capp]

Do you mean sour grapes?

Nope. I mean rotten, as in decayed, fetid, befouled, spoiled, corrupted, diseased.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I'm watching the movie Easy Money and Rodney Dangerfield is in an argument with his mother in law.

She makes fun of him for drinking too much and he responds "Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds"

 

[Stranger_Foreigner]

Michael Bloomberg's national polling average is now over 10%. Let us see how @Jack V Savage fared in his prediction.


September 2018:

Bloomberg is horrible and has no chance in the primary.

December 3, 2019:

My consistent claim has been that those who predicted Bloomberg to never reach substantial national polling levels were wrong. I tried to bet repeatedly with Mr. vag on this point, but he was slippery. As before, I fully expect that Bloomberg's national polling average will exceed 6%. A month ago, that view was very rare. Suddenly people are waking up.

Do you want to bet on it reaching 8%?

Oof.

Another L for Mr. vag.