War Room Lounge v100: Come with me one a magical journey through time and dirty toilets

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Clippy said:
How about you dunk your head in a toilet and hydrate yourself for a while instead
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He yearns for you to gorge his body with the fluids from your moist cortex. Fill up his dendrites as this is what he is craving from you.
 
AnGrYcRoW said:
Jurors have to look at his nude body



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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/weinstein-accuser-broke-down-stand-114613722.html
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Holy shit.

I’m thinking no jurors walk away from that thinking, “yeah all of his sexual encounters with these beautiful women were definitely consensual.”
 
Clippy said:
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Stop resisting what's already deep inside you and allow it to secrete. They want the sensation of your juices to flow and saturate their tangible forms like the waters of Mardalsfossen.
 
I found this story on my facebook memories

HARARE, Zimbabwe (04-04) — After 20 mental patients disappeared from his bus, the driver replaced them with sane citizens and delivered them to a mental hospital.

The unidentified bus driver was transporting 20 mental patients from the capital city of Harare to Bulawayo Mental Hospital when he decided to stop for a few drinks at an illegal roadside liquor store. Upon his return he was shocked to discovered that all the mental patients had escaped.

Desperate for a solution, the driver stopped at the next bus stop and offered free bus rides to several people. He then delivered them to the mental hospital, informing the staff they were easily excitable.

It took the medical personnel three days to uncover the foul play. The real mental patients are still at large.
 
Fawlty said:
The Iowa Caucuses. The mask has slipped, the truth unleashed. imo.
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I would support gay Hitler, lady Hitler, Sleepy Joe, or Comrade Bern.

Fuck it bring back the Bushes. Let Hillary run it back.

Literally anyone, let's just get back to normal.
 
Clippy said:
I found this story on my facebook memories

HARARE, Zimbabwe (04-04) — After 20 mental patients disappeared from his bus, the driver replaced them with sane citizens and delivered them to a mental hospital.

The unidentified bus driver was transporting 20 mental patients from the capital city of Harare to Bulawayo Mental Hospital when he decided to stop for a few drinks at an illegal roadside liquor store. Upon his return he was shocked to discovered that all the mental patients had escaped.

Desperate for a solution, the driver stopped at the next bus stop and offered free bus rides to several people. He then delivered them to the mental hospital, informing the staff they were easily excitable.

It took the medical personnel three days to uncover the foul play. The real mental patients are still at large.
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That story would make a great comedy sketch or a horror movie ....
 
That bus driver should be a straight up legend

that's next level skating/shamming on work
 
Rational Poster said:
I would support gay Hitler, lady Hitler, Sleepy Joe, or Comrade Bern.

Fuck it bring back the Bushes. Let Hillary run it back.

Literally anyone, let's just get back to normal.
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Nope. The grand social experiment is coming to an end. Trump is part 1 of many acts to follow.
 
Falsedawn said:
Joined: 2013

No Ratio™

Joined: 2009

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Probably like 25k, but I'd still have The Ratio™ so it's all good.

Most of my early posts were lost in the migration too. I probably got chopped down like 10k since I posted a fuckton in the Plats "Boost your post count" thread. This was before Aas Gutú Adéli and CHL ran away with the damn thing.
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So.. if we add 35K to your post count... Your ratio is barely 1.0..
 
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