Social War Room Lounge v.231: Frodo Pack Edition

[Sketch]

I’m trying.

Squeeze the middle part of your nose where you can feel the two bones that stick out.

 

[Sara]

Squeeze the middle part of your nose where you can feel the two bones that stick out.

I’ll give it a try, make the new thread though. I’m in too much pain

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Ribeye for plain steak. But beef wellingtons are the treat, so I've got to give filets their credit.

Good call though, @Sketch. Of course someone took the filet and made it even more feminine by spreading a vegetable all over it.

Didn’t realize Parma ham or pate could be considered vegetables. What am I missing here? The mushrooms you mean?

I’ve very rarely had beef Wellington but the few times I did it was awesome. There’s a restaurant out here owned by Mick Fleetwood that makes it, it’s tremendous. Good restaurant overall.

 

[JDragon]

So Israel Adesanya touches his dog's penis for fun

@Dr J

 

[Gutter Chris]

Body hair doesn't bother me at all. Leg hair? Armpit hair? Facial hair? Hairy pussy? Hairy asshole? WTF do I care?

I can't do facial hair... but can work through most other situations. Come summertime however I expect some basic grooming.

 

[Gutter Chris]

If I’m mean or snappy to anyone here that I’m normally not ever mean to, just no it’s cause I have the worst headache in the history of the world (not related to an actual head injury or tumor)

Smoke weed til it goes away

 

[BEER]

I can't do facial hair... but can work through most other situations. Come summertime however I expect some basic grooming.

I suspect if it was out of control facial hair, I'd probably be a little turned off. But little mustache hairs at the corner of the lips? Stuff like that isn't a problem for me.

 

[fingercuffs]

Didn’t realize Parma ham or pate could be considered vegetables. What am I missing here? The mushrooms you mean?

I’ve very rarely had beef Wellington but the few times I did it was awesome. There’s a restaurant out here owned by Mick Fleetwood that makes it, it’s tremendous. Good restaurant overall.

If you have a meat thermometer it's easy to make. I've done it a few times.

 

[Sara]

Smoke weed til it goes away

I took some headache pills, I don’t partake in drugs or alcohol anymore.

 

[Gutter Chris]

I took some headache pills, I don’t partake in drugs or alcohol anymore.

Bah

I didn't tell you to take drugs. I told ya how to cure a headache

 

[Sara]

Bah

I didn't tell you to take drugs. I told ya how to cure a headache

I didn’t even want to take the headache pills

 

[Andy Capp]

So what’s going on with Tiger Woods?

He done fucked up, apparently. Details are scarce.

 

[Gutter Chris]

He done fucked up, apparently. Details are scarce.

Woulda been better off with the weed

 

[Anung Un Rama]

@Jack V Savage have you read this:

This Book Is Not About Baseball. But Baseball Teams Swear by It.
A psychology book by a Nobel Prize-winning author has become a must-read in front offices. It is changing the sport.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/24/...yB4LIODKLOIJ3uS1E_D2V6bc7BbCZkBSVKQCZZaS-CgfA

 

[Gutter Chris]

He done fucked up, apparently. Details are scarce.

Everyone in America is on rx pills that's no excuse.

Get your shit together tiger !

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I took some headache pills, I don’t partake in drugs or alcohol anymore.

were the headache pills made of dreams?

 

[Shoemaker]

Didn’t realize Parma ham or pate could be considered vegetables. What am I missing here? The mushrooms you mean?

I’ve very rarely had beef Wellington but the few times I did it was awesome. There’s a restaurant out here owned by Mick Fleetwood that makes it, it’s tremendous. Good restaurant overall.

Yeah the mushrooms. I know they're not really vegetables, but the nuts too.

I love em. It's been our Christmas tradition for the last 5 or 6 years now.

 

[BEER]

Didn’t realize Parma ham or pate could be considered vegetables. What am I missing here? The mushrooms you mean?

I’ve very rarely had beef Wellington but the few times I did it was awesome. There’s a restaurant out here owned by Mick Fleetwood that makes it, it’s tremendous. Good restaurant overall.

Speaking of mushrooms and beef Wellington, I made a pretty fucking good vegan Wellington for Christmas a few years back.

 

[Jack V Savage]

@Jack V Savage have you read this:

This Book Is Not About Baseball. But Baseball Teams Swear by It.
A psychology book by a Nobel Prize-winning author has become a must-read in front offices. It is changing the sport.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/24/...yB4LIODKLOIJ3uS1E_D2V6bc7BbCZkBSVKQCZZaS-CgfA

Yes. Classic. Interesting piece, too. Thanks.

 

[irish_thug]

Another crackhead my moment just now.

See what a lot of people don't know about the unique culture we have down here is that crackheads in the Quarter learn riddles. "I bet I can tell you where you got dem shoes" is the most famous one, but there's a toothless riddler in front of me at Rouses (you get to know them here) was drunk as fuck trying to buy a 99 cent mini shot of Taaka dropped two pennies. And I'm vibing rn. Worked for zero dollars, just found out I'm being laid off, enjoyed a charity blunt from a buddy, said "two cents for your opinion"
Dude turned around and just said "MAN FUCK YOU" then fell over trying to pick them up.


Y'all I'm literally just high as fuck trying to buy a pack of klondike bars to give out to homeless people on my walk home.

I had a crackhead fling a shovel full of snow at me today. Then she screamed that she was calling the cops and ran away. Highlight of my day