War Room Lounge Thread v119: The barnacles and shmegma(sic) reached a critical mass

[CubicleGangster]

I love reflecting upon my accomplishments in grade school to demonstrate how exceptionally smart I am as an adult in the modern world.

Bro, 3rd grade me was straight killing it on my vocab quizzes

straight hundos

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I'm ready

 

[CubicleGangster]

I'm ready

California thankfully now allows restaurants to sell alcohol to go
Gonna need it this weekend

 

[Andy Capp]

Awesome. That's potentially even better than waiguoren.

Weird you should make that comparison. Wai is not as odious or as much fun to shit on.

 

[weed]

I'm ready

haha delivery.com has $10 off promo codes for liquor delivery here in NY every weekend (since the pandemic started).

 

[Andy Capp]

Hooray, morning lounge fun!

That thread I linked to put me in a cranky mood. I feel better now.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Captain Pedantic agrees.

I am a pretty live and let live kind of person. I understand there's all kinds of people in the world. But the one kind of person I can't stand is a not very bright person crowing about being better than other people, especially when they blame their failure to prosper on all the imaginary special privileges other groups get, or take personal credit for good fortune. The aggressive misogyny is icing on the cake.

I'll never tire of pointing out what a piece of shit that is.

The kids, feel sorry for the kids. Can't feel empathy for someone who likes being the way this guy is, just disgust. Don't know what to say about those poor women.

Ohhh so you're the asshole who made me Google what words mean lmao.

hey guys I pat myself on the back all the time.

I get some flack here for talking about myself too much. And I hella pat myself on the back. But I truly believe the WR Lounge is my favorite non porn related place on the web. Im glad my fans don't know about this place.

You guys are kind of too obsessed to trust. I actually did of myself and my GF one time, and people warned me to take them down because of a small group of weirdos out of the War Room.

My name is Nicholas Osborn. Here's an old video of me doing stand up.



Post your pics pussy. I know you're bitchmade and all but you should at least try to defend your worthless mother

mother fucker over here picking up Whitney Wisconsins 12 years his junior

HOO LAWD

I'll never forget getting a BJ from a tourist and telling her mid blowjob that she looked like Whitney Wisconsin and she asked me who that was and I just kind of shush patted her head until we both felt better.

 

[Andy Capp]

I'm ready

They're doing that here already. You can get drinks with your meals to go and there's free delivery on pot orders; I feel like we've finally achieved civilized society.

haha delivery.com has $10 off promo codes for liquor delivery here in NY every weekend (since the pandemic started).

 

[weed]

Ohhh so you're the asshole who made me Google what words mean lmao.

I get some flack here for talking about myself too much. And I hella pat myself on the back. But I truly believe the WR Lounge is my favorite non porn related place on the web. Im glad my fans don't know about this place.


My name is Nicholas Osborn. Here's an old video of me doing stand up.



Post your pics pussy. I know you're bitchmade and all but you should at least try to defend your worthless mother


I'll never forget getting a BJ from a tourist and telling her mid blowjob that she looked like Whitney Wisconsin and she asked me who that was and I just kind of shush patted her head until we both felt better.

bro, you aren't militant with it though.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

California thankfully now allows restaurants to sell alcohol to go
Gonna need it this weekend

They can sell beer and wine to go here but not hard alcohol or cocktails. I'm hoping that changes and the change sticks.

We have some awesome pop beer gardens here in the spring and summer that would be even better if they could serve cocktails.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

bro, you aren't militant with it though.

Stand up comedy or acting like that bitchmade @Amerikuracana and lying to poor immigrants I pulled out?

 

[sickc0d3r]

I love reflecting upon my accomplishments in grade school to demonstrate how exceptionally smart I am as an adult in the modern world.

Dude, I blew through my reading box in the second grade. I was on, like, the red cards within the first week. For real, tho.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Ohhh so you're the asshole who made me Google what words mean lmao.

I get some flack here for talking about myself too much. And I hella pat myself on the back. But I truly believe the WR Lounge is my favorite non porn related place on the web. Im glad my fans don't know about this place.


My name is Nicholas Osborn. Here's an old video of me doing stand up.



Post your pics pussy. I know you're bitchmade and all but you should at least try to defend your worthless mother


I'll never forget getting a BJ from a tourist and telling her mid blowjob that she looked like Whitney Wisconsin and she asked me who that was and I just kind of shush patted her head until we both felt better.

You should have whispered into her ear "I'll always be your bodyguard."

 

[CubicleGangster]

I'll never forget getting a BJ from a tourist and telling her mid blowjob that she looked like Whitney Wisconsin and she asked me who that was and I just kind of shush patted her head until we both felt better.

Imagine if she got the reference and treated it like a compliment

They can sell beer and wine to go here but not hard alcohol or cocktails. I'm hoping that changes and the change sticks.

We have some awesome pop beer gardens here in the spring and summer that would be even better if they could serve cocktails.

California wouldn't let you take anything unsealed to go from restaurants till this pandemic hit. They were pretty quick to change those laws, which was nice. I'm staying at an Inn this weekend so I'll be getting a lot of drinks to go.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Weird you should make that comparison. Wai is not as odious or as much fun to shit on.

Reference to @Fawlty talking about wai being in the 89th percentile. Pretty close call between that and being brighter than 93% of Michigan 7th graders before you started drinking.

Wai was much smarter than @Amerikuracana, IMO, and more fun to engage. Both weird as hell, and neither nearly as smart as they think they are, of course. I think wai had a learning disability, too.

 

[Andy Capp]

Ohhh so you're the asshole who made me Google what words mean lmao.

I get some flack here for talking about myself too much. And I hella pat myself on the back. But I truly believe the WR Lounge is my favorite non porn related place on the web. Im glad my fans don't know about this place.


My name is Nicholas Osborn. Here's an old video of me doing stand up.



Post your pics pussy. I know you're bitchmade and all but you should at least try to defend your worthless mother


I'll never forget getting a BJ from a tourist and telling her mid blowjob that she looked like Whitney Wisconsin and she asked me who that was and I just kind of shush patted her head until we both felt better.

Turn about is fair play, funny guy. Thanks to this post I had to google Whitney Wisconsin (after passing over the reference several times earlier).

 

[sickc0d3r]

That thread I linked to put me in a cranky mood. I feel better now.

Yeah, I read it thanks to you. You’re on my shit list, pal.

 

[Fawlty]

Reference to @Fawlty talking about wai being in the 89th percentile. Pretty close call between that and being brighter than 93% of Michigan 7th graders before you started drinking.

Wai was much smarter than @Amerikuracana, IMO, and more fun to engage. Both weird as hell, and neither nearly as smart as they think they are, of course.

The brag of being smarter than 93% of Michigan seventh-graders before becoming an alcoholic is the most accidentally brilliant thing I've seen in a while.

 

[sickc0d3r]

I'm ready

We have several places that do this nearby. It’s kind of awesome, I hope it sticks around. One place actually gives you your drinks in very nice mason jars.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

The brag of being smarter than 93% of Michigan seventh-graders before becoming an alcoholic is the most accidentally brilliant thing I've seen in a while.

I wonder if he puts it on his resume