War Room Lounge Thread v119: The barnacles and shmegma(sic) reached a critical mass

[AgonyandIrony]

I knew guys in the early 90s that would routinely combine acid, extacy and meth. Not my scene, I'll be over there with my bottle of Jack, holler if you need me.

X is pretty much meth imo. I don't really fuck with Molly or X unless it's a threesome scenario (people who can have threesomes without drugs are fucking psychopaths by the way) and then I candy flip. Put on some music (not Chuck Mangione.. thots don't understand the brilliance of Chuck) take some LSD and MDMA and then get to making memories that maybe one day you can share with the grandkids how you met grandma.

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Shit I never needed drugs to have a threesome... some alcohol was usually involved for sure though idk if you count that

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

I was pretty wild when I was a kid I’m boring as shit now though unless you’re into like homemade seitan or something

 

[Sketch]

AAY lmao

 

[Trotsky]

@Sycho Sid

Community season rankings on rewatch:
1. Season 3
2. Season 1
3. Season 6
4. Season 2
5. Season 5
6. Season 4

Also, got recommended this on YT:


It really grants a great insight into just how unfunny and untalented Chevy Chase actually is (@Fawlty). The guy has about as much wit as Donald Trump. Really, out of the entire group, only Donald Glover and Jim Rash have exceptional comedic talent in my opinion. The rest are just talented actors.

 

[Sketch]

@Sycho Sid

Community season rankings on rewatch:
1. Season 3
2. Season 1
3. Season 6
4. Season 2
5. Season 5
6. Season 4

Also, got recommended this on YT:


It really grants a great insight into just how unfunny and untalented Chevy Chase actually is (@Fawlty). The guy has about as much wit as Donald Trump. Really, out of the entire group, only Donald Glover and Jim Rash have exceptional comedic talent in my opinion. The rest are just talented actors.

What about a donut rankings?

 

[senri]

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[Devout Pessimist]

@Sycho Sid

Community season rankings on rewatch:
1. Season 3
2. Season 1
3. Season 6
4. Season 2
5. Season 5
6. Season 4

Also, got recommended this on YT:


It really grants a great insight into just how unfunny and untalented Chevy Chase actually is (@Fawlty). The guy has about as much wit as Donald Trump. Really, out of the entire group, only Donald Glover and Jim Rash have exceptional comedic talent in my opinion. The rest are just talented actors.

I agree completely with your list. Season 6 was a really solid season. Keith David was hilarious. Season 4 was easily the worst.

 

[Trotsky]

I agree completely with your list. Season 6 was a really solid season. Keith David was hilarious. Season 4 was easily the worst.

Keith David didn't produce as many laughs as I remembered but he was such a good fit and he's just a naturally captivating guy. I don't get why he hasn't had more major comedic roles.

The Halloween episode in season 4 was pretty good, but the rest were all shit.

 

[Sketch]

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Which part of the back is the most important to you? Lower? Mid? Upper?

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Shit I never needed drugs to have a threesome... some alcohol was usually involved for sure though idk if you count that

It was never awkward for you? Threesomes always start certain ways.

A) You got the girls competing for you at the bar, it's more rare. But by God it can keep your self esteem going for six months afterwards. That's the best threesome, because they're both straight girls, so it's more of a competition. These happen rarely, every three to six months. The sex isn't good, but you're by God is it validating, You're sitting there like this.

B) It's two bi girls with that sexy trauma. You're in a downtown studio apartment being fed drugs, and realizing you're about to be taken advantage of. You give yourself that bathroom pep talk then walk out of the bathroom to two girls with bad choices in tattoos like.

C) It's borth heartwarming and sad, because you.. you're the one that made these women accept being lesbians. You're all hanging out, they invite sex so they can finally cut that sexual tension like a cheesecake. They both keep making out... passionately. You, naked and afraid, stand there and the only thing you brought to the show was an erection and try to find a way to enter the fray sexually, listening to The Postal Service trying not to be awkward.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

LOL. I'm sure you're kidding but have you ever mixed the two? Sounds like a crazy combo.

One minute you're seeing things and tripping out then you're super amped up and hyper.

i was beaked up to the gills when i took acid and felt like it just cancelled out the high, felt sober until...i didn't

 

[senri]

Which part of the back is the most important to you? Lower? Mid? Upper?

The middle right where the Rhomboids, lower traps are, it's an aesthetic part of the body that I enjoy watching lengthen and contract, when you are massaging the muscle and can feel how tight it feels the sensation of relief as you feel the sinew stretch and return to it's original supple position is beyond words. It's a soothing part of a sapiens body, you will notice the exhalation of the flesh through the individuals breathing once the procedure is complete...

 

[Sketch]

 

[AgonyandIrony]

i was beaked up to the gills when i took acid and felt like it just cancelled out the high, felt sober until...i didn't

Really? When I'm going on a trip I dose out and time everything. Coke before and during the intial trip is a good way to start it. Overfocus on Mac Miller Songs before you process what led his machismo to his overdose, by God that's a good way to waste ten hours.

Nothing like combining a distorted sense of reality with an overabundance of confidence. What could possibly go wrong?

Fuck you too.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

Really? I=

as with all drugs, order of consumption is key

for example ket after alcohol <{cruzshake}>

weed after too much alcohol <{cruzshake}>

either of those in reverse?

 

[AgonyandIrony]

as with all drugs, order of consumption is key

for example ket after alcohol <{cruzshake}>

weed after too much alcohol <{cruzshake}>

either of those in reverse?

It may be a concerning realization, but weed after liquor ain't an issue with me. Just makes me vibe harder to Run The Jewels.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

It may be a concerning realization, but weed after liquor ain't an issue with me. Just makes me vibe harder to Run The Jewels.

if i'd already smoked earlier before drinking it was all good, i'm thinking of waaaay back when i wasn't all day everydayer and hitting a joint after a night out meant insta vomit and sleep

that also goes all the way back to when coke and drink didn't go hand in hand, so i'm talking a long long time ago

 

[weed]

a while back, I got together with these two chicks & dropped some molls. I got with one of them. & then realized much later I should have focused on the other. they were cousins, so making the switch would have been difficult, but I failed because I didn't have enough time.

I think I shared it on here a while back. she/they had a dildo collection. the worst part is that she thought it was impressive when she showed it to me. I was at least hoping they both would demonstrate but they didn't.

plus, she would never take off her dresses during sexy time explosion sessions. that's when I realized she was insecure about her body. she had one of those bodies that looked incredible in those tight ass dresses, but would look soft & doughy when naked. I know, I'm an asshole, but realizing this made me regret not going after her cousin first.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

if i'd already smoked earlier before drinking it was all good, i'm thinking of waaaay back when i wasn't all day everydayer and hitting a joint after a night out meant insta vomit and sleep

that also goes all the way back to when coke and drink didn't go hand in hand, so i'm talking a long long time ago

Cocaine usually happens when I'm drinking and it's usually free. @Madmick you brought up my propositioning of cocaine from audience members. I joke about it and with a lot of jokes I say "You know what I'm talking about" It's a cheap comedian trick to inspire comeback laughter if the initial punchline didn't hit hard enough to ride a high into the next non sequitur . Also, I'm usually right, and I don't know if it's a good thing, but I'm usually right. Bam. Free coke. Hell I get booked in some cities because people want to party with me. Hurts a bit, validates a bit. Art.

Do people actually do coke without drinking first? That's wild to me.

a while back, I got together with these two chicks & dropped some molls. I got with one of them. & then realized much later I should have focused on the other. they were cousins, so making the switch would have been difficult, but I failed because I didn't have enough time.

I think I shared it on here a while back. she/they had a dildo collection. the worst part is that she thought it was impressive when she showed it to me. I was at least hoping they both would demonstrate but they didn't.

plus, she would never take off her dresses during sexy time explosion sessions. that's when I realized she was insecure about her body. she had one of those bodies that looked incredible in those tight ass dresses, but would look soft & doughy when naked. I know, I'm an asshole, but realizing this made me regret not going after her cousin first.

How hot was she? Did you act impressed when she showed you? Also why you gotta be mean to them Pillsbury Doughgirls? Everyone hating on big girls but they literally treated the dating game like white settlers in Texas "We'll outnumber all your competition one day"