War Room Lounge Thread v119: The barnacles and shmegma(sic) reached a critical mass

[Gutter Chris]

all good as long as you don't walk through my turf, holmes

You wanna get clubbed by a sawed off bat or what ?

I had to have a butterfly knife after seeing that movie and my grandma gave no shits and got me one. Man things were different back then. This is the same grandma that gave a first grader use your illusion 1. Here you go 10 year old kid heres an obviously dangerous ninja/gangster weapon for you to go play with ..... and no one got hurt but me and not even badly cuz you learn quick when screwing up hurts.

I bet lots of young ass kids had real nunchucks back then too.

 

[Fawlty]

Nevermind!

 

[Fawlty]

Internal power struggle imo

Everyone is an asshole, in any case

 

[Deleted member 539235]

You wanna get clubbed by a sawed off bat or what ?

I had to have a butterfly knife after seeing that movie and my grandma gave no shits and got me one. Man things were different back then. This is the same grandma that gave a first grader use your illusion 1. Here you go 10 year old kid heres an obviously dangerous ninja/gangster weapon for you to go play with ..... and no one got hurt but me and not even badly cuz you learn quick when screwing up hurts.

I bet lets of young ass kids had real nunchucks back then too.

lol i had wooden nunchuks and ninja throwing stars

 

[Wet Blanket]

You wanna get clubbed by a sawed off bat or what ?

I had to have a butterfly knife after seeing that movie and my grandma gave no shits and got me one. Man things were different back then. This is the same grandma that gave a first grader use your illusion 1. Here you go 10 year old kid heres an obviously dangerous ninja/gangster weapon for you to go play with ..... and no one got hurt but me and not even badly cuz you learn quick when screwing up hurts.

I bet lets of young ass kids had real nunchucks back then too.

Growing up as a kid in the 80's we were always trying to make our own ninja weapons since we were too poor to order them ourselves from the back of martial arts magazines.

Nunchucks - hurt myself a lot

Cat Claws - hurt myself a lot

Giant Rambo knife I begged my parents to buy me - somehow didnt hurt myself

Grappling hook - hurt myself a lot

3 section staff - omg the hurts

 

[curryjunkie]

Coronavirus: Pub customers hid in cupboards during raid
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-52475708

 

[MiniCraque]

That man is wearing a bowler. Is... is that acceptable in Brazil?

Well as for Trump: fat, old men invariably have back issues which tend to affect posture. Pence is just a Trump sycophant in the weirdest way.

Do you have a problem with classy male attire?

Nah judging by the suspenders and the football jersey it looks like some kind of costume. Probably one of those dudes who stands in front of the store and announces deals and discounts.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Growing up as a kid in the 80's we were always trying to make our own ninja weapons since we were too poor to order them ourselves from the back of martial arts magazines.

Nunchucks - hurt myself a lot

Cat Claws - hurt myself a lot

Giant Rambo knife I begged my parents to buy me - somehow didnt hurt myself

Grappling hook - hurt myself a lot

3 section staff - omg the hurts

We got our shit at harrys army surplus for stupid cheap prices. Mom i need this rambo survival knife for cubscouts. What if i get lost in the woods camping . I think i bashed my brains in trying to twirl a knightstick like the bossman on a few occasions.

 

[tonni]

Nevermind!

You got that Milk money?

 

[Deleted member 539235]

Grappling hook

 

[Wet Blanket]

We got our shit at harrys army surplus for stupid cheap prices. Mom i need this rambo survival knife for cubscouts. What if i get lost in the woods camping . I think i bashed my brains in trying to twirl a knightstick like the bossman on a few occasions.

Its got everything I need to survive! Compass, 3 matches, rope saw....

 

[Wet Blanket]

Made it out of garden tools, same with the claws.

 

[Sketch]

The sound on that things bite....

 

[Gutter Chris]

Its got everything I need to survive! Compass, 3 matches, rope saw....

Then when we all read hatchet we all had to have one of those too.

 

[weed]

 

[Gutter Chris]

The sound on that things bite....

I kinda hate lions and I sorta dont feel bad when rich dudes shoot one. They always trying to 5 on one someone and are some of if not thee most savage animals out there.

 

[Sketch]

I kinda hate lions and I sorta dont feel bad when rich dudes shoot one. They always trying to 5 on one someone and are some of if not thee most savage animals out there.

Actually, I don't find them that savage. They are remarkably efficient in that they will always go for the neck above all else and kill prey fast. They don't create as much horror in the way they feed compared to hyenas or African wild dogs. Those things just grab onto anything, and start eating from there. They will eat the prey from the legs up, it's brutal.

 

[Andy Capp]

Do you have a problem with classy male attire?

Nah judging by the suspenders and the football jersey it looks like some kind of costume. Probably one of those dudes who stands in front of the store and announces deals and discounts.

That's called a barker.

 

[Islam Imamate]

More Americans Forced To Sell Gold Pocket Watch In Order To Afford Set Of Fine Combs For Wife

 

[Quipling]

Personally I strongly recommend you do not do this @22k.

In my experience weed can backfire badly if you're not in a good place emotionally. Sometimes instead of getting your mind off it your mind hyper-focuses on your troubles and all your life's failures flash before your eyes.

This is good advice for recreational substances generally. Using them to medicate/distraction can be a trap, although the consequences with weed are smaller than for alcohol, etc