War Room Lounge Thread v119: The barnacles and shmegma(sic) reached a critical mass

[Islam Imamate]

That's the thing. I was walking by one day with my dog and a tinderella as company, and they were handing out iftar packages, and the guy inside saw me and was like ''Yes! come in friend!'' But we had already ate and were about to do haram things so we carried on. So I went back the next day, and I was like ''this is probably just for poor people,'' and I chickened out.

When christians have free dinners it's usually either an opportunity to proselytize, for the church community, or for the poors. But man, I bet that iftar is tasty. Probably got like...baklava in it.

If they invited you in when you were walking your dog and out with a lady friend then you're almost certainly good. Most likely its probably intended for the poor first and foremost but I'd say just get there a little late to give others a chance to get their fill first and when you do get your food don't take too much and you're good.

Also lol at "tinderella", one of those special words whose meaning is almost immediately apparent upon first reading it even with little context.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

guys, I just want you all to know I never lie on sherdog. never. not once.

I might have 7 kids.

even though last week I said I had 5.

see.

Congrats on the twins

 

[weed]

guys

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Going to have to check this out.

https://deadline.com/video/josh-gad...on-with-sean-astin-and-original-cast-members/

I always wondered what happened ot the kid that played Data. HE was in 2 of the biggest movies of my childhood in the Goonies and Temple of Doom and just disappeared after that.

Kerri Green is interesting 2 in that her first 3 movies were iconic in Goonies, Summer Rental and Lucas before disappearing. And she was much prettier than the Pretty Pink girl

 

[weed]

Going to have to check this out.

https://deadline.com/video/josh-gad...on-with-sean-astin-and-original-cast-members/

I always wondered what happened ot the kid that played Data. HE was in 2 of the biggest movies of my childhood in the Goonies and Temple of Doom and just disappeared after that.

Kerri Green is interesting 2 in that her first 3 movies were iconic in Goonies, Summer Rental and Lucas before disappearing. And she was much prettier than the Pretty Pink girl

Docta Jones Docta Jones

 

[irish_thug]

I really love writing haiku, folks
Expect more to come

@22k callout imo

 

[weed]

@22k callout imo

when haikus collide
a piece of me dies inside
the pain's hard to hide

 

[Andy Capp]

Going to have to check this out.

https://deadline.com/video/josh-gad...on-with-sean-astin-and-original-cast-members/

I always wondered what happened ot the kid that played Data. HE was in 2 of the biggest movies of my childhood in the Goonies and Temple of Doom and just disappeared after that.

Kerri Green is interesting 2 in that her first 3 movies were iconic in Goonies, Summer Rental and Lucas before disappearing. And she was much prettier than the Pretty Pink girl

Dude, the show was yesterday. If you find a recording of it, mind, let me know.

Anyway in the links below, enter the Tainted Exit of Chris Matthews LOL
Former MSNBC Anchor Chris Matthews Says His Tainted Exit Was Justified In First Interview

 

[Lord Coke]

I haven't watched this in its entirety yet but it comes recommended by a friend of mind. I did watch a little bit of it and George is surprisingly well spoken.

 

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[CubicleGangster]

So Joe Rogan officially jumped the shark tonight with Tim Pool. Fucking embarrassing. Something about that guy makes me want to spit in his lunch and give him a swirlie. Just the textbook definition of a dweeb, and not even a smart one which makes him even more pathetic.

does he still wear that beanie to cover his baldness?

 

[Andy Capp]

So Joe Rogan officially jumped the shark tonight with Tim Pool. Fucking embarrassing. Something about that guy makes me want to spit in his lunch and give him a swirlie. Just the textbook definition of a dweeb, and not even a smart one which makes him even more pathetic.

He should be in jail. Rogan automatically goes on my shitlist just having him on the show.

Imagine having an alarm clock that was just Tim Pool's voice?

You set it for six am and it wakes you up at three am: "The MSM has reaaaaally done it this time. I'm not gonna say that there's gonna be war or anything like that, I don't want war, I don't like war, but the way the media is protraying this I have no doubt that there will be war, which is kind of a good thing imo... Now youtube won't suck my nuts, so the best thing you can do is share this video, smash that like and subscribe button, and follow the link to my patreon account."

No snooze button either. The absolute opposite of a wake n bake.

Sounds good but t's wasteful to buy a new alarm clock every day.

That was damn funny though.

 

[Andy Capp]

From behind the plants
@tonni watches his coworkers;
He shall clean them all

Swing low @Limbo Pete
or pick your favorite jab
this song is less sweet

when haikus collide
a piece of me dies inside
the pain's hard to hide

Invert and the two halves hang together.


Haiku of the Day #2

tension in balance
find strength in opposition
be catenary

 

[Sycho Sid]

I don't like these haiku. Feels too close to culture

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Dude, the show was yesterday. If you find a recording of it, mind, let me know.

Anyway in the links below, enter the Tainted Exit of Chris Matthews LOL
Former MSNBC Anchor Chris Matthews Says His Tainted Exit Was Justified In First Interview

On Josh Gad's Youtube page

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMCd3u3uQ0DtlDfVU0GlKpQ/videos

 

[weed]

appreciation
@senri exhilaration
ejaculation

 

[Wet Blanket]

I recently saw that @BarryDillon voted for Avengers: Infinity Wars as the best superhero movie in a Mayberry poll, so I'm taking applications for new Sherdog BFF.

@Seano gets first crack.

Winter Soldier is the best Marvel movie IMO.

 

[Andy Capp]

I don't like these haiku. Feels too close to culture

Blame @Fawlty for asking me to make a thread. I'm compelled to contribute to it.

 

[irish_thug]

I don't like these haiku. Feels too close to culture

Read them with a Mason jar of moonshine in your hand. Balance the scales.

 

[Quipling]

I remember laughing at some left leaning website criticizing him for giving guys like that a platform. I was the first to say Joe was an issue by issue guy who didn't play those games and would make a point to call out a problematic statement. I fucking hate to say it but they're right now, he's leaning all in to this shit.

Here he is agreeing with Tim about the evils of Socialism while ranting about how important hard work is to be successful. Only thing Joe can say to Tim's stupid generalizations about rich white kids is "well they're not all white". Where the fuck was this talk when he had Bernie on a couple months ago?

What the hell? I thought pool was pretending to be a sanders-loving lefty who hates the Dem establishment. But he also hates socialism?