War Room has a BBQ with all regulars. What happens?

[lfd0311]

I'm highly offended that I haven't offended enough of you people to get brought up in this thread. And everybody knows the best fake Chinese food out there is the kind of fake Chinese food made by Mexicans.

 

[JDragon]

So I think it is time we consolidate. What meat will we have? I remember whole pig, boar, crocodile, fish. Sounds like a great starter package.

We should discuss beer, though. I think @Dochter (?) wrote earlier that "scientifically, American beer was the best." That just made me

Unless you mean some awesome craft beer from your place, which could be well possible. But Bud & Co. ain't beer, folks.

 

[UpaLoompa]

Seriously though, The U.S has some great craft beer. Really diggin the Anchor liberty ale atm. That is a very good beer.
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I can't imagine eating BBQ without a beer. I'm not even sure that should be a legal thing to do.

It's true. The manuscript is currently under review but I was at a talk where someone analyzed the beer ratings from some massive database and country of origin was the biggest contributor to scores and US beers scored highest. The authors were mainly finnish and dutch and the beer raters were finnish (couple thousand, I think).

 

[UpaLoompa]

So I think it is time we consolidate. What meat will we have? I remember whole pig, boar, crocodile, fish. Sounds like a great starter package.

We should discuss beer, though. I think @Dochter (?) wrote earlier that "scientifically, American beer was the best." That just made me

Unless you mean some awesome craft beer from your place, which could be well possible. But Bud & Co. ain't beer, folks.

I've drunk 100s of liters from Andechs, it's okay.
Yeah, Bud and Coors suck but the best beers are from the US. I'll post the paper when it gets published.

 

[Rod1]

I don't like Italian food, I was using it as an example. And I disagree with your statement that heavily endemic foods tend to such balls.

The same roots and vegetables coupled with unseasoned meat, how wonderful.

 

[Rod1]

Who the fuck uses propane grills for anything but burguers?

 

[JDragon]

I've drunk 100s of liters from Andechs, it's okay.
Yeah, Bud and Coors suck but the best beers are from the US. I'll post the paper when it gets published.

I'm interested in the methodology and measures. I regularly make a beer tasting with friends where everyone gets about 0.1 liters per beer (without knowing what it is) and then rating it on a scale from 1 to 10. The winning beer is bought for all parties till the next tasting.

Unfiltered brands always score very high.

 

[Thames]

It's true. The manuscript is currently under review but I was at a talk where someone analyzed the beer ratings from some massive database and country of origin was the biggest contributor to scores and US beers scored highest. The authors were mainly finnish and dutch and the beer raters were finnish (couple thousand, I think).

Have you ever been to Finland?

Spoiler

Finns really only care about abv. They should not be trusted.

Hmm.. perhaps brews inside the last 10 years or something. But Belgium, Czech Republic, Ireland and Germany should have a firm hold. Century old classics like the Rocherfort 10, St Feuillien Triple etc. it's just hard to make beer better than that. And I have not tasted an american beer that can match those. But I have also only tried beers from Anchor, Sierra Nevada, Brooklyn and Founders. I will read the study, but it would suprise me if I agreed with their ratings. And that's not just because I hate freedom.

 

[UpaLoompa]

It was based on whatever the dominant standardized rating scale is globally. Several thousand participants. You're not agreeing with the author's ratings, they don't rate the beers. And yeah, this was the exact reaction from the audience filled with Belgium, German, etc. people. The data won.

Then we all drank beer from Andechs.

 

[UpaLoompa]

Unfortunately they wouldn't give us the BLUPs for the specific breweries but, from my experience Russian River, Bell's, Deschutes, etc. shit all over anything from Germany.

There's a European conceit about drink that doesn't hold up to data. California wines surpassed or equaled French wines as far back as the 70's (based on blind rankings from French sommeliers and French wine critics) but the myth lives on.

 

[Zankou]

Yeah, I think there's still an argument that the average American drink/bread/meat is poor, but if you can't easily find American drink/bread/meat that takes it to the foreign competition, you must be either super-poor or living in some hellhole. It's not 1987 anymore.

 

[Rod1]

Yeah, I think there's still an argument that the average American drink/bread/meat is poor, but if you can't easily find American drink/bread/meat that takes it to the foreign competition, you must be either super-poor or living in some hellhole. It's not 1987 anymore.

And even on the average there is merit, people like to bitch about commercial brands but when taken in blind tests they certainly score higher than expected.

 

[lfd0311]

Look. I'm bringing my smoker, 25 pounds of brisket, and some whiskey. That's what you get.

 

[Uchi Mata]

Unfortunately they wouldn't give us the BLUPs for the specific breweries but, from my experience Russian River, Bell's, Deschutes, etc. shit all over anything from Germany.

There's a European conceit about drink that doesn't hold up to data. California wines surpassed or equaled French wines as far back as the 70's (based on blind rankings from French sommeliers and French wine critics) but the myth lives on.

I do prefer French wines, but just because I like a more earthy/mineral taste than the fruity styles of Cali. American beer is much better. Hell, Colorado beer alone surpasses the beer from any single European country including Germany and Belgium. Trinity in Colorado Springs may well be the best brewery in the world, though Southern Tier, Deschutes, and Russian River are all also very, very good.

 

[UpaLoompa]

Yeah, I think there's still an argument that the average American drink/bread/meat is poor, but if you can't easily find American drink/bread/meat that takes it to the foreign competition, you must be either super-poor or living in some hellhole. It's not 1987 anymore.

Sure. The problem is that the comparisons are usually average American beer versus the best German beer. The average German beer in crates at the grocery store isn't really that much better than Budweiser.
Hell, I had the actual Czech Budweiser and it wasn't that different than Budweiser (though I'm not a huge pilsner fan).

 

[Titus002]

The great War room bbq would be ruined with time. The capitalists shake hands with leftists, both agreeing we need to import 3rd world Moon God worshipers to the bbq. The capitalists want cheap labor to get fresh fish from the sea, driving down the working class wages while pocketing all the profits. They tell us this cheap labor will improve the great War room bbq with reduced prices while the menial tasks will be taken care of by the new moon god arrivals.The feast table will be cleaned and fresh fish brought in to keep the party going. Profits roll in for the criminal financial capitalists while unemployment rises.

The leftists tell us importing the 3rd world mysterious moon god followers will culturally enrich the great sherdog bbq with Kebab. Many naturally agree. Kebabs are tasty and the plebeians enjoy new foods. More small Kebab shops are opened while smelly goats are brought in. More Lekloks enter the great sherdog bbq acting unhinged, randomly shouting something while wearing a black and white goat costume with a mysterious black flag. He beats his head in with a toy curved sword, shouting something about a mysterious moon god. We aren't sure what to make of this. The leftists of sherdog bbq members like Thames, tell us the mysterious moon god is the superstition of peace. Nothing to see here. Bring in more kebab. We're hungry. The capitalists then tell us also not to worry for these new arrivals will bring in the fresh fish from the rivers to keep the great feast going.

The esteemed and prestigious elder and longtime member of the sherdog bbq, a lawyer, then tells us of strange tales what the mysterious moon god is all about. Apparently, the tales are about a mad genius that lived in a bat cave. This mad genius would scheme, thinking up ways for world domination. A scheme so devious that 1,400 years later it's on the move again, this time using demographic warfare instead of swords and spears.

The great sherdog bbq has now become soft and decadent after years of great feasts. In our great city we spend our time at great feasts while we watch our favorite fighters fight in the Coliseum to appease the just bleed deity. The plebeins at the Circus Maximus started a chant. Why are we killing ourselves? Why are we killing ourselves? The leftists, now eunuchs and metrosexuals, seem not to care while the capitalists are still bleeding our city dry.

I'll quote myself.

"Our great BBQ feast can survive it's fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. The leftists rot the soul of the BBQ city, they work secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, the capitalists infects the body of politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear."

Marcus Tullius Titus.

Marcus Tullius Titus understands this.
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/33210-a-nation-can-survive-its-fools-and-even-the-ambitious

After Marcus Tullius Titus is crowded Caesar for life of the BBQ regulars. He has a devious scheme to take care of this very superstitious moon god followers that were invited in by the financial capitalist criminals, while the leftists poisoned the culture, water wells. The moon god worshipers were making hostile demands, trying to ruin our great feasts. They agitate the people of the war room BBQ city, for the moon god followers are 30 percent of the city now. The moon god followers are trying to ban our Ale, wine and pork. This disrespect won't be tolerated.

Marcus Tullius Titus has a plan and a scheme. He decides to put the capitalists with the highest post count and the most stupid eunuch metrosexual leftists, also with the highest post count to work. The greatest engineering marvel in the BBQ city is underway.

Every moon god worshiper temple, which is increasingly growing and expanding in BBQ city, two great polytheistic statues will stand right in front of the temples. The statues will be tall and grand dedicated to the best and greatest, Jupiter, and Mars, the God of War. These statues will tower over the puny moon god temples. The most wealthy capitalists, with the highest post count, along with the most far leftist eunuch metrosexuals will then guard the engineering marvels.

Marcus Tullius Titus is laughing in his palace. He knows the primitive and violent desert nomad moon god superstition won't tolerate this. They revolt and destroy the very people guarding the great engineering marvels, the betrayers and deceivers.

Marcus Tullius Titus has the soldiers ready ahead of time and prepared to put down the revolt of the moon god superstitious followers.

Lets have some fun.


This scheme by Marcus Tullius Titus has been planned well. The Legionary were ready ahead of time. A great triumph was held in the City of BBQ afterwards.

The moon god rebel leader Lekloks is captured.


The End. Good fun this thread.

 

[UpaLoompa]

I do prefer French wines, but just because I like a more earthy/mineral taste than the fruity styles of Cali. American beer is much better. Hell, Colorado beer alone surpasses the beer from any single European country including Germany and Belgium. Trinity in Colorado Springs may well be the best brewery in the world, though Southern Tier, Deschutes, and Russian River are all also very, very good.

I don't know my wines so can't say from personal preference. When blinded, French critics have tended to prefer Californian wines for decades.

Never had Trinity. Fresh Squeezed is probably my favorite "sessions" IPA, though a bit too fruity for some. Hop Slam from Bell's is THE BEST BEER EVER.

 

[Titus002]

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Spoiler

The great War room bbq would be ruined with time. The capitalists shake hands with leftists, both agreeing we need to import 3rd world Moon God worshipers to the bbq. The capitalists want cheap labor to get fresh fish from the sea, driving down the working class wages while pocketing all the profits. They tell us this cheap labor will improve the great War room bbq with reduced prices while the menial tasks will be taken care of by the new moon god arrivals.The feast table will be cleaned and fresh fish brought in to keep the party going. Profits roll in for the criminal financial capitalists while unemployment rises.

The leftists tell us importing the 3rd world mysterious moon god followers will culturally enrich the great sherdog bbq with Kebab. Many naturally agree. Kebabs are tasty and the plebeians enjoy new foods. More small Kebab shops are opened while smelly goats are brought in. More Lekloks enter the great sherdog bbq acting unhinged, randomly shouting something while wearing a black and white goat costume with a mysterious black flag. He beats his head in with a toy curved sword, shouting something about a mysterious moon god. We aren't sure what to make of this. The leftists of sherdog bbq members like Thames, tell us the mysterious moon god is the superstition of peace. Nothing to see here. Bring in more kebab. We're hungry. The capitalists then tell us also not to worry for these new arrivals will bring in the fresh fish from the rivers to keep the great feast going.

The esteemed and prestigious elder and longtime member of the sherdog bbq, a lawyer, then tells us of strange tales what the mysterious moon god is all about. Apparently, the tales are about a mad genius that lived in a bat cave. This mad genius would scheme, thinking up ways for world domination. A scheme so devious that 1,400 years later it's on the move again, this time using demographic warfare instead of swords and spears.

The great sherdog bbq has now become soft and decadent after years of great feasts. In our great city we spend our time at great feasts while we watch our favorite fighters slaughter eachother in the Coliseum to appease the just bleed deity. The plebeins at the Circus Maximus started a chant. Why are we killing ourselves? Why are we killing ourselves? The leftists,now eunuchs and metrosexuals, seem not to care while the capitalists are still bleeding our city dry.

I'll quote myself.

"Our great BBQ feast can survive it's fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. The leftists rot the soul of the BBQ city, they work secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, the capitalists infects the body of politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear."

Marcus Tullius Titus.

Marcus Tullius Titus understands this.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fil..._Oath_of_the_Horatii_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg


After Marcus Tullius Titus is crowded Caesar for life of the BBQ regulars. He has a devious scheme to take care of this very superstitious moon god followers that were invited in by the financial capitalist criminals, while the leftists poisoned the culture, water wells. The moon god worshipers were making hostile demands, trying to ruin our great feasts. They agitate the people of the war room BBQ city, for the moon god followers are 30 percent of the city now. The moon god followers are trying to ban our Ale, wine and pork. This disrespect won't be tolerated.

Marcus Tullius Titus has a plan and a scheme. He decides to put the capitalists with the highest post count and the most stupid eunuch metrosexual leftists, also with the highest post count to work. The greatest engineering marvel in the BBQ city is underway.

Every moon god worshiper temple, which is increasingly growing and expanding in BBQ city, two great polytheistic statues will stand right in front of the temples. The statues will be tall and grand dedicated to the best and greatest, Jupiter, and Mars, the God of War. These statues will tower over the puny moon god temples. The most wealthy capitalists, with the highest post count, along with the most far leftist eunuch metrosexuals will then guard the engineering marvels.

Marcus Tullius Titus is laughing in his palace. He knows the primitive and violent desert nomad moon god superstition won't tolerate this. They revolt and destroy the very people guarding the great engineering marvels, the betrayers and deceivers.

Marcus Tullius Titus has the soldiers ready ahead time and prepared to put down the revolt of the moon god superstitious followers.

Lets have some fun.


This scheme by Marcus Tullius Titus has been planned well. The Legionary were ready ahead of time, led by the Centurions Stoic, SMEAC, lfd0311. A great triumph was held in the City of BBQ afterwards.

The rebel leader Lekloks.

The End.

LOL. I'm enjoying this national socialist shtick.

I'm one of those high post count capitalists you mentioned, I guess.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

You've gotta chill with the Greek vids, man. I don't think the Fuhrer would have approved. I imagine he would have shown great contempt for a swarthy southerner from a famously unindustrious country.