Yeah, it's impossible that as a staff sergeant you had 70+ (that's a plus, meaning in excess, mon dieu, of 70) under your wing for your mission-missioning stuff. You must have missioned the fuck out of those missions. Butterbars cowered in your presence, yeah as you said unto them! It's highly suspicious that your claimed tech school is in excess of 4 times the length of that career field's standard tech school, which is why I asked if you had an unusual specialty, or shred-out. To which you chose, understandably, to remain silent. I mean, I suppose anything is possible for a guy who was a...what was it again? A Tester for the Certification Process (tm acme foods) which was revealed to be exactly what a shop trainer does, which was further revealed to be something that makes you feel a little more special, now that your memory has cleared.
Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. I'm afraid the patient has expired.