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Go back and reread what I said. No backtracking.
You mean when I described it as a perfectly mundane duty of a staff sergeant, and you promptly said it was in fact something else involving 3 mysterious people? You were obviously in the AF, it's just hilarious that you're exaggerating fucking everything about it. Jesus Christ, Doctor!
 
Is that supposed to be a joke? I don't get it.

BTW, since you're coming out of your shell a little, want to explain why you had a change of heart politically and have become a standard Limbaugh clone?

You keep repeating this but i dont get you. I'll give you the time since you seem genuinely interested.

So... I'm still liberal on most key defining issues such as pro-choice rights, the separation of church and state, anti-imperialism, and I generally support a non-interventionist foreign policy. I also support socialized healthcare.

Politically, I'm a liberal, albiet more so in the classical sense with most issues; while socially, I am fairly conservative.

My social views are probably what throw you off. Example: *if* I were to say that homosexuality is perverse and unnatural, that doesn't necessarily mean that I don't support their rights as Americans to be treated no differently under law than heterosexuals.

Similarly, just because I bash islam, it doesn't necessarily mean I don't believe in freedom of religion or their right to wear a hijab in public. I also support the Palestinians right to self-determination.

So you see Jack, you can't always make assumptions and put people into nice little boxes of Liberal Elites or Limbaughs.
 
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You mean when I described it as a perfectly mundane duty of a staff sergeant, and you promptly said it was in fact something else involving 3 mysterious people? You were obviously in the AF, it's just hilarious that you're exaggerating fucking everything about it. Jesus Christ, Doctor!

Yes, it's impossible that it could be any different than the work you did.
 
Yes, it's impossible that it could be any different than the work you did.
Yeah, it's impossible that as a staff sergeant you had 70+ (that's a plus, meaning in excess, mon dieu, of 70) under your wing for your mission-missioning stuff. You must have missioned the fuck out of those missions. Butterbars cowered in your presence, yeah as you said unto them! It's highly suspicious that your claimed tech school is in excess of 4 times the length of that career field's standard tech school, which is why I asked if you had an unusual specialty, or shred-out. To which you chose, understandably, to remain silent. I mean, I suppose anything is possible for a guy who was a...what was it again? A Tester for the Certification Process (tm acme foods) which was revealed to be exactly what a shop trainer does, which was further revealed to be something that makes you feel a little more special, now that your memory has cleared.

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. I'm afraid the patient has expired.
 
Yeah, it's impossible that as a staff sergeant you had 70+ (that's a plus, meaning in excess, mon dieu, of 70) under your wing for your mission-missioning stuff. You must have missioned the fuck out of those missions. Butterbars cowered in your presence, yeah as you said unto them! It's highly suspicious that your claimed tech school is in excess of 4 times the length of that career field's standard tech school, which is why I asked if you had an unusual specialty, or shred-out. To which you chose, understandably, to remain silent. I mean, I suppose anything is possible for a guy who was a...what was it again? A Tester for the Certification Process (tm acme foods) which was revealed to be exactly what a shop trainer does, which was further revealed to be something that makes you feel a little more special, now that your memory has cleared.

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. I'm afraid the patient has expired.
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Yeah, it's impossible that as a staff sergeant you had 70+ (that's a plus, meaning in excess, mon dieu, of 70) under your wing for your mission-missioning stuff. You must have missioned the fuck out of those missions. Butterbars cowered in your presence, yeah as you said unto them! It's highly suspicious that your claimed tech school is in excess of 4 times the length of that career field's standard tech school, which is why I asked if you had an unusual specialty, or shred-out. To which you chose, understandably, to remain silent. I mean, I suppose anything is possible for a guy who was a...what was it again? A Tester for the Certification Process (tm acme foods) which was revealed to be exactly what a shop trainer does, which was further revealed to be something that makes you feel a little more special, now that your memory has cleared.

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor. I'm afraid the patient has expired.

This obsession you have for Lubaolong is beyond weird and creepy.

Perhaps you need to see a...







*doctor*
 
This obsession you have for Lubaolong is beyond weird and creepy.

Perhaps you need to see a...







*doctor*


Lol

But it's not as if this exact scenario has not played out 20,00000 times before in the WR.
 
Yeah, it's impossible that as a staff sergeant you had 70+ (that's a plus, meaning in excess, mon dieu, of 70) under your wing for your mission-missioning stuff.

If you Googled the job title and scanned through some CVs, you would find people who did the same type of work in the same work location as I did supervising the same number of people.

It's highly suspicious that your claimed tech school is in excess of 4 times the length of that career field's standard tech school, which is why I asked if you had an unusual specialty, or shred-out.

I told you where and how long my tech school was. If you don't believe me, Google it. You can't expect me to hold your hand and walk you through everything.
 
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@Lubaolong are you going to post the fight of you competiting in a smoker?

AF tags used to mean posting under your real name though.
 
Sing it to him @Fawlty!


I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm runnin' outta time
I need a doctor, call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life


 
Well, it's been quite awhile. It seems Fawlty may have found the answers he was looking for. Think I'll head off to bed now. I'll be back tomorrow to answer any other questions you fuckheads might have.

-Dr. L
 
Was brought back here by a harmless tag in a bbq related post, stayed for an apparent bloodbath even though I have no idea what's even going on
 
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