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War Room Awards 2016

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I'll vote for real later in the month, but one thing that's a lock is that @Fawlty will get his third straight Best New Poster vote from me (I genuinely didn't know the first two were the same guy).
 
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The War Room Awards for 2016 are officially underway!
Who deserves recognition for their outstanding, debate driving posts? Who deserves scorn and ridicule for their relentless idiocy? Who is functionally retarded but always brings the lols?
You decide!

The categories are:

  • Best All Around Poster: Someone that just genuinely brings non-troll value to the war room. Makes intelligent posts, less prone to vitriolic diatribes.
  • Worst All Around Poster: Someone that needs to run full speed into the ocean and never return. Trolling is unfunny and probably should be given the boot as they are not even fun to mock.
  • Best Shit Poster: Not to be confused with Worst All Around Poster. Shitposting is an art form that not all can ever hope to achieve success at. Makes terrible posts but brings humor (intentionally or not) that we can enjoy.
  • Best Threads: Has a strong history of making threads on issues that are topical and people actually care about. Diversity of topics and relevant links provided regularly.
  • Worst Threads: Regardless of posting quality, this person just cannot seem to generate threads that anyone cares about one way or the other.
  • Best Liberal Shill and Best Conservative Hack: Posters that truly go the distance to defend at all cost anything that falls on their side of the spectrum. Sets the bar for rejecting reality or stubbornly refusing to concede a lost cause. Really puts in work.
  • Best Unassuming Moderate: Carefully toes the line between the political spectrum more closely than anyone else. May be extremely hard to pin down on any position. Something of a rarity.
  • Most Racist: Whether they know it or not, this person takes the cake for their deep seeded racial prejudice. May be in denial, may be openly proud. All shades of racism included.
  • Best Election Coverage: Award for person that specifically provided the best threads/content related to the 2016 United States Presidential election. Pluses included coverage having been over an array of content, diligent work ethic.
Dole out your opinions now and nominate worthy candidate for these prestigious awards!

The "Best Shit Poster" category is otherwise known as the 99Silva Achievement Awards.
 
This. Also, is the TS going to collect the nominations and have us vote on all categories or..?

This isn't an Arkain thread. You can do what you want. Ignore some categories, make up your own, whatever.
 
What more do you want in there? It's easy to add.




Come on bro. Nobody does that. Besides, lazy fucks should have to read the thread to get the goods.

I dont know man, you should see the level of effort Slobodan puts into the mayberry awards.
 
I'll nominate you for the Problems Without Solutions Award.

I'll nominate you for the half ass initiative award:

populate an official list (there's like 3 different ones going on)

keep track of everyone's vote in an excel file

OR use a 3rd party voting matrix like the one @Quipling used for the election prediction thread.

OR once the official categories are met, create a poll on here for each one.
 
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Based on the fiasco that was this thread I'm that much more confident my OP was appropriate. A big FUCK YOU to the whiny cunts. @Anung Un Rama is the only guy with an impressive post. Shoulda made his the OP if we're gonna play Dr. Frankenstein.
 
Based on the fiasco that was this thread I'm that much more confident my OP was appropriate. A big FUCK YOU to the whiny cunts. @Anung Un Rama is the only guy with an impressive post. Shoulda made his the OP if we're gonna play Dr. Frankenstein.

Holy shit, are you off your meds?
 
I'll nominate you for the half ass initiative award:

populate an official list (there's like 3 different ones going on)

keep track of everyone's vote in an excel file

OR use a 3rd party voting matrix like the one @Quipling used for the election prediction thread.

OR once the official categories are met, create a poll on here for each one.

Don't forget to submit it to Sherdog's legal and editorial staff....



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The "Best Shit Poster" category is otherwise known as the 99Silva Achievement Awards.
I once received a random friend request from him and never could figure out if I should take it as a badge of honor or reevaluate my life.
 
Best Art History Grad: KONG-D'SNT-TAP or WrestlingJudo
 
Who's the saltiest/most in denial poster since the election?
 
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