War Machine official police report....

He won't believe the link, he will say it's paraphrased

Im gonna stop making fun of him. When christy takes that lunatic back and he realizes he'll never win the Lego contest, I'm gonna have to talk him out of jumping off a bridge. He'll probably argue with me the whole way down.
 
Im gonna stop making fun of him. When christy takes that roidhead back and he realizes he'll never win the Lego contest, I'm gonna have to talk him out of jumping off a bridge. He'll probably argue with me the whole way down.

Maybe he is Corey Thomas? Kinda makes sense... Trying to say he's her bf when it isn't true...
 
Well, this is perplexing indeed. The fair, impartial, unbiased voices in the thread have no comment to make on defence's statements. I would have thought a little doubt in the "nothing illegal" assertion wouldn't have been out of place. Impartial doubt. A skerrick of ever so slight critical rational doubt?


I am picking up on your sarcasm. -pridewwe

That
 
Hey, maybe Mack is paying for his lawyer with her 100k in donations and this is all a huge story to take them to new heights as a celeb couple.... Sounds like an episode of breaking bad to me

If this happened, I would have to stand up and rock the slow clap, at least for a few moments.
 
It's an interesting case. CM is an unreliable witness. The hair cutting thing isn't corroborated; is her hair missing? What about having the point pressed against her throat or threatening to slash her? No cuts or indentations from that? Even dull, I would think it would leave a mark. Her talking about a "non-sexual" relationship with a friend sounds off. Most likely she was cheating with another guy, WM found out, and violence ensued.

The knife story means the attempted murder charge won't stick. WM will go away for the DV, especially with his priors. But I don't see him going away for life. It's questionable whether she had a reasonable chance of losing her life that evening; who knows. CM's credibility will come into play, and you'll have a hard time finding 12 jurors and two alternates to believe 100 percent of her story.
 
Nah, this thread is an equal opportunity McDojo


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Damn. Y'all need to stop refreshing your browsers, get some fresh air and get on with your lives :icon_lol:
 
Damn. Y'all need to stop refreshing your browsers, get some fresh air and get on with your lives :icon_lol:

Now I know why people are on here with 30,000 posts. Not enough fresh air.
 
His brother Michael Koppanhaver [sic] said, “For our name to be slandered and destroyed over one person’s actions in a time of heat is not fair, but I'd just like them to know that my brother has our full support, and he always will.”

To be fair, the Koppenhaver name is in the clear. But machines everywhere are hanging their heads in shame today. I'm putting my toaster on suicide watch.
 
Why is Mack's phone # on blast like that? Also 818 area code explains everything.....
 
It's an interesting case. CM is an unreliable witness. The hair cutting thing isn't corroborated; is her hair missing?
Yes some of her hair is missing.
What about having the point pressed against her throat or threatening to slash her? No cuts or indentations from that?
Yes there are small cuts from the knife from where it was pressed against her head.

Even dull, I would think it would leave a mark. Her talking about a "non-sexual" relationship with a friend sounds off. Most likely she was cheating with another guy, WM found out, and violence ensued.
She didn't say her relationship with the friend was non sexual. They just weren't engaged in sex when war machine arived uninvited. She stated her relationship is on again and off again with war machine. Other dude seems to believe he is also Macks boyfriend.
The knife story means the attempted murder charge won't stick. WM will go away for the DV, especially with his priors. But I don't see him going away for life. It's questionable whether she had a reasonable chance of losing her life that evening; who knows. CM's credibility will come into play, and you'll have a hard time finding 12 jurors and two alternates to believe 100 percent of her story.
The weapon is not required for an attempted murder charge since a weapon is not required to murder someone. He is facing between 7 and 35 years in prison depending on what he is convicted on.
 
For info that first link is just the warrant, probable cause declaration for arrest. That is not the full police report. Which should have more detail, photos, evidence taken, etc.
 
She didn't say her relationship with the friend was non sexual. They just weren't engaged in sex when war machine arived uninvited. She stated her relationship is on again and off again with war machine. Other dude seems to believe he is also Macks boyfriend.

"Mackinday described she and Thomas are currently in a "non-sexual relationship", though have had sex in the past".

Lol at the police report even using the quotes for non-sexual relationship. Sounds legit.
 
"Mackinday described she and Thomas are currently in a "non-sexual relationship", though have had sex in the past".

Lol at the police report even using the quotes for non-sexual relationship. Sounds legit.
Non-Sexual though they have had sex. Not sure what that means but he seems to believe he is her boyfriend. Their sexual relationship is rather irrelevant.
 
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