War Lounge Room v91: work pwnt will maintain later

[HockeyBjj]

559 to the Hawaii Bar just now.
Another 4 something to CA bar after I get around to paying it.

How is this constitutional? Just for what so I can work so I can pay taxes? Every year I have to pay these bar dues and its not right.

You think that's bad? Keeping electricians/millwrights/welders/crane operators certified to work in the state is stupid expensive

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

I've dated coworkers, but at temp jobs. Current SO is someone I worked with a few years ago, even.

Not sure if working in different departments at a big place would make a difference. I'd consider that.

I used to work with a pretty timid guy who started dating a chick we worked with who was more of a wild child.

She was kind of kinky and he was very vanilla in bed and she wanted him to be more adventurous.

So one night they are going at it and she's trying to get him to talk dirty to her but he's embarrassed and refuses to do it.

so eventually she says "Talk dirty to me you pussy"

And he responds "Yo yo you like that you fucking retard?"

They broke up and now everyone knows that story. So I don't date coworkers.

Spoiler

This was a copy pasta. RIP @tardzilla

 

[MMAisGod]

I've dated coworkers, but at temp jobs. Current SO is someone I worked with a few years ago, even.

Not sure if working in different departments at a big place would make a difference. I'd consider that.

It does. My wife and I both work for a Big 4, the same firm. Different departments though and we don't do cheesy things like take lunch together every day or whatever when we go in the office so it works out perfectly fine. In the past I had been in a much less serious relationship with a girl that worked in the same department as me and man, it was the most fun nightmare imaginable.

 

[tonni]

Non existent for team building exercises

The best team building exercise is leaving each other alone

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

559 to the Hawaii Bar just now.
Another 4 something to CA bar after I get around to paying it.

How is this constitutional? Just for what so I can work so I can pay taxes? Every year I have to pay these bar dues and its not right.

You think that's bad? Keeping electricians/millwrights/welders/crane operators certified to work in the state is stupid expensive

I was gonna say... Law enforcement accreditation isn’t cheap either.

But would we prefer just no regulation? No standards for our professions? I think not.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

It does. My wife and I both work for a Big 4, the same firm. Different departments though and we don't do cheesy things like take lunch together every day or whatever when we go in the office so it works out perfectly fine. In the past I had been in a much less serious relationship with a girl that worked in the same department as me and man, it was the most fun nightmare imaginable.

Have you seen this website?

https://goingconcern.com/

The Big 4 partners I know were pretty concerned about it when it dropped

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Btw the accreditation process in law enforcement is fucked up beyond repair, and departments don’t even have to be accredited by law. Precisely because it’s a capitalistic enterprise and not a federally regulated or mandated training program. I feel like the BAR with attorneys is similarly fucked up in that way.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

my GF has me watching this British Baking Show
we just had an office Bday celebration, and unfortunately, i know now that Marzipan was used to make that cake w/ buttercream confetti frosting

why do i know this?

 

[MMAisGod]

Have you seen this website?

https://goingconcern.com/

The Big 4 partners I know were pretty concerned about it when it dropped

I've heard about it but never actually checked the site out until just opening it now. Gonna check out a few of the articles, some see highly productive reads, some seem critical. Saved.

Also this headline for one, PwC Would Appreciate It If Staff Would Stop Getting Drunk In the Office, Thx, sounds pretty funny. Gonna have to share this with a few coworkers lol. I've got much, much worse stories than people only getting drunk in the office.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Warroom Fantasy league update!

And we are here in the championship matchup Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!!!!

To get in, first we had @MMAisGod taking on @HockeyBjj . This matchup started with MMA taking a big lead as Lamar Jackson balled out on Thursday night to a tune of 37 points. Hockey saw this and made some lineup changes to set up for boom or bust if needed, as simply playing it safe likely wasn't going to get it done. Tyler Locket was inserted (giggity) who despite 5 weeks of single digit points put up 26 in the afternoon game. MMA's recievers were having none of that though, as DJ Moore, Davante Parker, and Darren Waller each put up 20+ of their own. 2018 Barkley emerged with a 30 point game for Hockey, but with Dalvin Cook getting hurt and leaving early plus an abysmal 7.3 spot from his QB it was the death toll for the comish. MMAIsGod is thee God moves on with the worst name in the league and a 207-153 victory to the final match.

On the other division, we have Voodoo master @Broke Lester taking on the lefties only representative in @sickc0d3r . Jamesis interception machine Winston in with a broken hand still proved to be a fantasy stud if an nfl bust with 33.7 points for Sick. Julio Jones however for Broke did Julio Jones things and went for 38. Some Voodoo in the weather limited Philip Lindsay to a surprising 3.2 points in a snowy Arrowhead stadium, and Derrick Henry wasn't his monsterous seld at only 8.6. E Sanders also had another bust game with 2.9. That didn't matter too much as AJ Brown went for 25 and Miles Sanders a shocking 35 to give Broke the win 173 to 153.
______________________

Our Championship matchup pits @MMAisGod against @Broke Lester in what is sure to be entertaining! How many points will Lamar Jackson score? How will mma deal with fantasy WR#2 Chris Godwin being out? What Hoodoo Voodoo will Broke summon in this final game!?!?!

Their lineups as of now are as follows. Mma on the left, broke on the right

Projections currently have this ultra close at 155.05 to 155.41 so place your bets now!

Interesting note, if Hockey's team hadn't sucked sweaty balls down the downstretch and gotten the 3 seed rather than the 4, he would have beaten the lefty division champ by a margin of .08 points which would have been hella entertaining to watch unfold and wait for stat corrections even.

 

[Sycho Sid]

my GF has me watching this British Baking Show
we just had an office Bday celebration, and unfortunately, i know now that Marzipan was used to make that cake w/ buttercream confetti frosting

why do i know this?

The Great British Baking Show is awesome

 

[curryjunkie]

Same, I just hope it's decent and not some stereotypical bullshit holiday food like ham. Give me like stir fry and shit damnit.


I admittedly would fake my way out of going and walk to Subway to use a gift card I had if it were not for the chance at more paid time off. AND it's put on your books as "admin leave" which means I basically can use it whenever the fuck I want like a free personal day.

its free.....quit yer bitchin....

 

[MMAisGod]

Warroom Fantasy league update!

And we are here in the championship matchup Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!!!!

To get in, first we had @MMAisGod taking on @HockeyBjj . This matchup started with MMA taking a big lead as Lamar Jackson balled out on Thursday night to a tune of 37 points. Hockey saw this and made some lineup changes to set up for boom or bust if needed, as simply playing it safe likely wasn't going to get it done. Tyler Locket was inserted (giggity) who despite 5 weeks of single digit points put up 26 in the afternoon game. MMA's recievers were having none of that though, as DJ Moore, Davante Parker, and Darren Waller each put up 20+ of their own. 2018 Barkley emerged with a 30 point game for Hockey, but with Dalvin Cook getting hurt and leaving early plus an abysmal 7.3 spot from his QB it was the death toll for the comish. MMAIsGod is thee God moves on with the worst name in the league and a 207-153 victory to the final match.

On the other division, we have Voodoo master @Broke Lester taking on the lefties only representative in @sickc0d3r . Jamesis interception machine Winston in with a broken hand still proved to be a fantasy stud if an nfl bust with 33.7 points for Sick. Julio Jones however for Broke did Julio Jones things and went for 38. Some Voodoo in the weather limited Philip Lindsay to a surprising 3.2 points in a snowy Arrowhead stadium, and Derrick Henry wasn't his monsterous seld at only 8.6. E Sanders also had another bust game with 2.9. That didn't matter too much as AJ Brown went for 25 and Miles Sanders a shocking 35 to give Broke the win 173 to 153.
______________________

Our Championship matchup pits @MMAisGod against @Broke Lester in what is sure to be entertaining! How many points will Lamar Jackson score? How will mma deal with fantasy WR#2 Chris Godwin being out? What Hoodoo Voodoo will Broke summon in this final game!?!?!

Their lineups as of now are as follows. Mma on the left, broke on the right

Projections currently have this ultra close at 155.05 to 155.41 so place your bets now!

Interesting note, if Hockey's team hadn't sucked sweaty balls down the downstretch and gotten the 3 seed rather than the 4, he would have beaten the lefty division champ by a margin of .08 points which would have been hella entertaining to watch unfold and wait for stat corrections even.

It has all come to this. We all knew I would be in the championship the instant that I joined the league. Now it is time to do what I do best, be superior, win, and bring home the gold.

However, I shamelessly have both the worst name in the league and the worst name in the WR. Come at me bro!

 

[Trotsky]

It has all come to this. We all knew I would be in the championship the instant that I joined the league. Now it is time to do what I do best, be superior, win, and bring home the gold.

However, I shamelessly have both the worst name in the league and the worst name in the WR. Come at me bro!

You legitimately might have the worst name in the entire site.

@user123 @ufcfan4 @Fight4life @fightinglover55 @Sexy-Kurdish-Boi all come up short.

 

[curryjunkie]

You legitimately might have the worst name in the entire site.

@user123 @ufcfan4 @Fight4life @fightinglover55 @Sexy-Kurdish-Boi all come up short.

nah the kurd wins that one..

 

[Gregolian]

its free.....quit yer bitchin....

Holiday food but fuck it

is good

 

[HockeyBjj]

You legitimately might have the worst name in the entire site.

@user123 @ufcfan4 @Fight4life @fightinglover55 @Sexy-Kurdish-Boi all come up short.

@Sexy-Kurdish-Boi

@MMAisGod Upon further review I think you're actually 2nd to worst. The "i" on boi there really takes it to the next level

 

[MMAisGod]

You legitimately might have the worst name in the entire site.

@user123 @ufcfan4 @Fight4life @fightinglover55 @Sexy-Kurdish-Boi all come up short.

That fact that I even compete with those names is a large enough fail as is. R.I.P.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Our sexy Kurdish friend made his account in 2016, has made 0 posts with it. But did log in as recently as November 5th of this year

To do what now, remains the question

 

[Gregolian]

Our sexy Kurdish friend made his account in 2016, has made 0 posts with it. But did log in as recently as November 5th of this year

To do what now, remains the question

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