Fantasy vBookie Fantasy Football League v3

In a draft that left fans scratching their heads, Dillydilly managed to secure a solid D- grade, setting the stage for a legendary 1-13-0 projected record. With the drafting prowess that could rival a blindfolded squirrel, they somehow snagged Baker Mayfield at 150, a steal compared to the head-scratching reach for Christian Watson at 107. It seems like Dillydilly is ready to redefine the term 'underdog' this season.

<{anton}>
 

Got an A​

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helax Strikes Gold in Draft, Projected to Shine Bright​

In the mystical realm of fantasy football drafts, helax emerged as a shining star, earning a majestic grade of A. With the wisdom of a seasoned wizard, they conjured a projected record of 10-4-0, foreseeing a glorious 2nd place finish. Their crystal ball predicts a grand total of 2232.84 points, placing them on a path to conquer the league of SD VB League.

Amidst the draft's enchanted forest, helax showcased their sorcery by plucking a hidden gem in Nick Chubb at pick 132, a true steal compared to their ADP of 101. However, not all spells cast were flawless, as they stumbled upon a cursed relic in Calvin Ridley at pick 68, falling prey to a pick that defied the odds. Nevertheless, with their magical prowess, helax is poised to weave a tale of triumph in the season ahead.


Damn yahoo never gives me good grades. Their analysis sucks. Hopefully they are right this time though lol
 
A+, meaning that although their rankings suck, I generally went with them. And "majestic griffin" and "dwarven fortress"!? WTF!? We have a Dungeons & Dragons draft evaluator, here?

I'm fucked.

Obvious kiss of death is obvious.

PHATV Strikes Gold in Draft, Projected to Reign Supreme in SD VB League​


In a draft that sparkled brighter than a dragon's hoard, PHATV swooped in and claimed an A+ grade like a majestic griffin. With a projected finish of 1st and a record of 12-2-0, they're set to rule the fantasy realm. Despite facing the 9th toughest schedule, this team's lineup is as solid as a dwarven fortress, ready to conquer all challengers.

While some picks shone like enchanted swords, others flickered like cursed candles. Securing Josh Allen at 31 was a stroke of genius, outshining their worst pick of Christian Kirk at 63. With four players on bye week 12, PHATV might need to summon some magical reinforcements to maintain their dominance.
 
guess what i woke up to
some cheeky bastard @Zebra Cheeks trying to trade me mr swift and some bum for my nr 1 rb and nr 1 wr haha
he tried to sell it to me like leo in wolf of wallstreet in my dms haha

I got b minus but who cares
i got my qb mahomie and our captain big dick jones in my defense

lets foking gooooooooo
 
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emog2 said:
guess what i woke up to
some cheeky bastard @Zebra Cheeks trying to trade me mr swift and some bum for my nr 1 rb and nr 1 wr haha
he tried to sell it to me like leo in wolf of wallstreet in my dms haha

I got b minus but who cares
i got my qb mahomie and our captain big dick jones in my defense

lets foking gooooooooo
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Lmao I mean I had to try right
 

2cheeks and a soda Strikes Gold in Draft, Projected to Shine Bright​

In a league of 16 teams, 2cheeks and a soda defied the odds by starting at the 16th draft spot and still managing to secure an impressive A grade. With a projected record of 10-4-0 and an anticipated 2nd place finish, they seem poised to make a strong impact. Despite facing the 8th toughest schedule, this team's draft prowess shines through.

The draft saw 2cheeks and a soda make some savvy moves, with their best pick being Travis Kelce snagged at 49, a steal considering the player's ADP of 24. However, not all picks were as golden, as the selection of Joshua Palmer at 113, well above their ADP of 133, raised a few eyebrows. Nevertheless, with such a promising draft performance, 2cheeks and a soda is set to keep the competition on their toes.
 

Krixes Strikes Out in Draft, and may be mildly retarded. Projected to Finish Near the Bottom​

In the fantasy draft of SD VB League, Krixes managed to secure a less-than-stellar draft grade of D, leaving them with a bleak projected record of 3-11-0 and a 14th place finish in the league. Despite the 12th draft order out of 16 teams, their performance failed to impress, with a projected points total of 2105.39, placing them in the bottom half of the league's schedule difficulty at 10th toughest. Their draft was not without its ups and downs, as they made a savvy move by selecting Ja'Lynn Polk at pick 149, outperforming his ADP of 131, but stumbled with the selection of Rhamondre Stevenson at pick 44, falling short of his ADP of 64.

With only 1 player on bye week 6, Krixes might find themselves scrambling to fill gaps in their lineup during that crucial week. Despite this hiccup, they can take solace in the fact that they at least avoided being the worst team in the league, as they are projected to finish 14th. Perhaps Krixes can turn their fortunes around with some strategic waiver wire moves and a bit of luck, but for now, they'll have to rely on their team name to strike fear into their opponents... or at least a chuckle.
 
Krixes said:

Krixes Strikes Out in Draft, and may be mildly retarded. Projected to Finish Near the Bottom​

In the fantasy draft of SD VB League, Krixes managed to secure a less-than-stellar draft grade of D, leaving them with a bleak projected record of 3-11-0 and a 14th place finish in the league. Despite the 12th draft order out of 16 teams, their performance failed to impress, with a projected points total of 2105.39, placing them in the bottom half of the league's schedule difficulty at 10th toughest. Their draft was not without its ups and downs, as they made a savvy move by selecting Ja'Lynn Polk at pick 149, outperforming his ADP of 131, but stumbled with the selection of Rhamondre Stevenson at pick 44, falling short of his ADP of 64.

With only 1 player on bye week 6, Krixes might find themselves scrambling to fill gaps in their lineup during that crucial week. Despite this hiccup, they can take solace in the fact that they at least avoided being the worst team in the league, as they are projected to finish 14th. Perhaps Krixes can turn their fortunes around with some strategic waiver wire moves and a bit of luck, but for now, they'll have to rely on their team name to strike fear into their opponents... or at least a chuckle.
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That 2nd paragraph is crazy, taking shots at me, and apparently you got to scramble to fill in 1 player in week 6. Huh. <lol>
 
Dillydilly said:
That 2nd paragraph is crazy, taking shots at me, and apparently you got to scramble to fill in 1 player in week 6. Huh. <lol>
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@Krixes

I asked ai to take your draft synopsis and make it more mean lmao


Krixes’ Draft Catastrophe: A Total Trainwreck

In a fantasy draft for the ages, Krixes has managed to completely screw things up, earning a pathetic draft grade of D. With a projected record of 3-11-0 and a pitiful 2105.39 points, they're clearly on a one-way ticket to the bottom of the standings. Despite having the 12th pick out of 16, Krixes couldn’t capitalize on it. Their draft was a disaster from start to finish—picking Rhamondre Stevenson at 44 was an epic fail, way off his ADP of 64, even though they somewhat salvaged it with Ja'Lynn Polk at pick 149, slightly better than his ADP of 131.

To top it off, Krixes has a major scheduling headache with only one player on bye week 6, setting them up for even more disaster. They’re not just the worst team in the league; they’re a joke. Maybe some miraculous waiver wire luck could save them, but it’s hard to see how. For now, Krixes is a guaranteed laughingstock and a perfect example of fantasy football failure.

<lol> [<dunn]
 
Zebra Cheeks said:
@Krixes

I asked ai to take your draft synopsis and make it more mean lmao


Krixes’ Draft Catastrophe: A Total Trainwreck

In a fantasy draft for the ages, Krixes has managed to completely screw things up, earning a pathetic draft grade of D. With a projected record of 3-11-0 and a pitiful 2105.39 points, they're clearly on a one-way ticket to the bottom of the standings. Despite having the 12th pick out of 16, Krixes couldn’t capitalize on it. Their draft was a disaster from start to finish—picking Rhamondre Stevenson at 44 was an epic fail, way off his ADP of 64, even though they somewhat salvaged it with Ja'Lynn Polk at pick 149, slightly better than his ADP of 131.

To top it off, Krixes has a major scheduling headache with only one player on bye week 6, setting them up for even more disaster. They’re not just the worst team in the league; they’re a joke. Maybe some miraculous waiver wire luck could save them, but it’s hard to see how. For now, Krixes is a guaranteed laughingstock and a perfect example of fantasy football failure.

<lol> [<dunn]
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