Vampire and Werewolf Lore...

[Mike]

Blend into the night?


...okay I'll see myself out

 

[Mike]

For all those talking about vamps getting trim, remember: dead = no boners

Vamps are all about The Hunger, the NEED to feed on blood. Pussy ain't on the menu

Not necessarily true. Some vampire versions can bang bro. I would def take one of those.

 

[Satur9]

For all those talking about vamps getting trim, remember: dead = no boners

Vamps are all about The Hunger, the NEED to feed on blood. Pussy ain't on the menu

Get it when it's that time of the month for them. 2 birds 1 stone.

 

[freaky]

Vampire because in all the versions, they are always rich and live in secluded mansions. The immortal part is also great.

Werewolf on the other hand are basically shapeshifters. They have to turn into an ugly wolf.

Vampire is near perfect other than the no sun thing. I don't understand the no garlic thing though.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Ware, change on command eternal life as in underworld.

Vaps seem way gay.

Couldn't even be bothered with typing werewolf and vampire, yet still failed.
Amazing.

 

[Archie Goodwin]

Not necessarily true. Some vampire versions can bang bro. I would def take one of those.

Then you'd sparkle, too

 

[loyalyolayal]

Then you'd sparkle, too

What's wrong with sparkling?

Goat vampire skill.

 

[Archie Goodwin]

What's wrong with sparkling?

Goat vampire skill.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Vampire, even though werewolf is the cooler monster imo, because you're semi normal looking.

Well unless it was sparkle fairy vampire.

 

[sleepwalk]

If the werewolves get the longevity/immortality found in the Underworld mythos, I'm probably going with werewolf. Without it, I'm still torn.

Being a suave, powerful, and well-dressed creature of the night sounds great but you're also kind of a metrosexual corpse that needs to kill to survive or hang with chicks that got that blood fetish.

As a werewolf, you can experience the sun, all your abilities are tied to animal nature rather than undeath, and it just seems... cleaner... to me. I like to go for long walks in the woods, piss outside and fuck roughly. Sue me.

 

[Tuf_guy]

... even THIS poll doesn't have the "Threadstarter is gay AF" option?!

everything's gone to shit

 

[GhostZ06]

What can vampires do in the Warhammer universe? They probably get laughed at by space marines, Slaneesh, God Emperor, and Tyranids.

not only are the warhammer ones not little bitches, they are necromancers incredibly skilled at melee combat, also one of them carries a sword that it doesnt have to hit you but it lets out a screem and sucks your souls out and feeds your life energy to the wielder

 

[ghoul]

I'd be a shitty vampire, because I dont like blood, and I'm definitely no night person.
IF I could be in control of turning, I could probably stand being a werewolf. Shapeshifting in general is pretty cool.

 

[Phlog]

 

[Phlog]

My head says vamp.

My heart says as a 8yr old I snuck downstairs to watch American werewolf in London and it effected me deeply.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Almost all Vampires are functionally immortal. It's pretty much the job discription.

Few Werewolves are immortal; the Underworld version and the one's in a novel about Nazi Werewolves are the only ones that spring to mind.

The only thing that bothers me about Vampirism is that blood sounds a pretty boring diet. I like to eat. Not sure I'd like to be restricted to liquids.

 

[the ambush]

Imagine this beast unleashed and eating on some vampire meat. Vampire chops are now on the menu.

Spoiler: An American Werewolf in London

 

[KnightTemplar]

Imagine this beast unleashed and eating on some vampire meat. Vampire chops are now on the menu.

Spoiler: An American Werewolf in London

In the Tru Blood series, Vampires are physically superior to Werewolves. Again, it all depends on the type. I'd probably choose Underworld or WerewolveSS, but in most other cases I'm going with Vampires.

 

[SowingSeason]

That's only one universe, the Masquerade one from, I think, White Wolf.

Myself, Vampire no doubt. Unless it's from the Twilight universe, then fuck it. Neither.

Horrible movie. However, they're all but indestructible and obnoxiously powerful.

 

[SowingSeason]

... even THIS poll doesn't have the "Threadstarter is gay AF" option?!

everything's gone to shit

I am gay as fuck. There's no need for a vote on that.