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Vampire, no question. They're traditionally seductive. Would be drowning in pussy.
Blend into the night?Eh most versions of werewolves have no control over it and don't seem to get much benefit out of it. Vampire easily since I'm a night person anyway.
That's only one universe, the Masquerade one from, I think, White Wolf.For all those talking about vamps getting trim, remember: dead = no boners
Vamps are all about The Hunger, the NEED to feed on blood. Pussy ain't on the menu
That's only one universe, the Masquerade one from, I think, White Wolf.
Myself, Vampire no doubt. Unless it's from the Twilight universe, then fuck it. Neither.
All those girls who grew up in love with Twilight vampires are probably legal now bro. I want in on that action
Hell, I think the largest demographic for those movies were middle aged women...All those girls who grew up in love with Twilight vampires are probably legal now bro. I want in on that action
Depends from which fantasy universe
Warhammer
Witcher
dungeon and dragons have the best Vampire lore
What can vampires do in the Warhammer universe? They probably get laughed at by space marines, Slaneesh, God Emperor, and Tyranids.
this has me cracking up.
this has me cracking up.
This would exactly be the fate of any sherdogger who chose to turn.