The dish: Turkey Meat Loaf with sundried tomatoes and feta cheese.
RECIPE
The drink: Old Forester Signature Bourbon 100 proof.
The flick:
The Lost Weekend directed by your favorite and mine, Billy Wilder.
I want you to stand up straight... I said stand up, bitch. Now look the world in the face and say "meatloaf". See? You can't even SAY it without smiling. That's how awesome it is. Thousands of years ago when meatloaf was invented, the awesome motherfucker who invented it probably wanted to name it something cooler like "Meat Bread", "Henry fuckin Rollins" or "Minced Viking Fuel". But his hot wife probably stepped in and objected like wifes tend to do, and the inventor of meatloaf was forced to either compromise or satisfy himself alone in the shower for the foreseeable future... and thus, "meatloaf" was born.
Meatloaf is a man's dish and as such, it's retardedly simple to make. It amounts to this:
1. Throw a bunch of shit in a bowl.
2. Transfer shit to a pan.
3. Cook.
4. Sweet victory.
I like to drink when I cook. Always have. I was out of beer, but I didn't mind because I didn't feel like having beer. I poured a glass of Old Forester Signature (OFS) Bourbon. OFS is quickly becoming my bourbon of choice and for three very good reasons. It's smoother than any 100 proof spirit should be. It's 100 proof. And at $15 a bottle (Bevmo price) it's damn near unparralleled in value. I'm more of a gulper than a taster so I'll leave the tasting notes to the pros. Taken from
Tastings.com Home Page
Old Forester Signature:
Pretty amber color. Toasted meringue, dried fruit and brown spice aromas. A rich entry leads to a zesty, dry-yet-fruity medium body of rich peppery brown spice, vanilla, and buttery toffeed nuts and a long spicy fade. Very nice.
Leave it to booze snobs to make something as manly as bourbon sound so wrist-bucklingly homosexual.
I got the recipe for the turkey meatloaf at the TV Foodnetwork website. It's a pretty good site and the search function is great. All I had to do was type in "ground turkey" and pick a highly-rated recipe. I sent the recipe to my loving wife who picked up the groceries on her way home from work.
Ingredients:
Vegetable cooking spray
1/2 cup plain bread crumbs (Didn't have breadcrumbs so I toasted a slice of whole grain bread and broke it into small pieces)
1/3 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
1/4 cup chopped garlic
1/4 herb-marinated sun-dried tomatoes (I'm going to be cooking with these a lot more from now on)
2 cloves garlic, minced, optional
2 eggs, at room temperature, lightly beaten (Not sure about the "room temp" shit. I took them straight out of the fridge and it turned out fine)
2 tablespoons whole milk (Used 2%)
1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 pound ground turkey, preferably dark meat
I got the turkey from Sam's Club. It cost me $10 for 5 pounds. I followed the recipe in this case and only used a pound of turkey, but if I ever do this again, and I will, I'll use 2 pounds because it's a little too thin with one pound.
This is my first time cooking with sun dried tomatoes but holy shit are they delicious. These tomotoes were in some kind of olive oil with seasoning and the smell alone was boner inspiring.
The hardest part of this recipe is breaking an egg. I put all the shit in a bowl and mixed it thoroughly but I was careful to "not overwork the meat" as the recipe suggested. This could be a problem for you single guys (and Lusst). Once all your shit is in the pan, even it out to a uniform thickness and place in an oven heated to 375 degrees F. Cooking time for this dish is 45 minutes, so if you're me, you'll have time to pour another glass of bourbon, play Johnny Cash's
Home of the blues and Alice in Chains'
No Excuses on guitar, lay out and sketch the kitchen for the house you're renovating, slap your wife on the ass and feed your dog some ground turkey. *Ding* Meat loaf is done. Let it rest for 5 minutes before cutting. This allows all the juices to soak back into the meat and whathaveyou.
Verdict:
In the immortal words of Donut62, "It's like Christopher Lambert decapitating people in your mouth." Best meatloaf I've ever made or tasted.
I highly recommend this recipe to anyone who likes meat. If you're reading this and you don't like meat, then gtfo of my diet log, Nancy.
The Lost Weekend was a novel by Charles Jackson about a drunk of the worst kind. The term "lost weekend" is often used to discribe a drinking bender that is beyond recollection. I've had a few such weekends and since the movie adaptation of the book was directed by Billy Wilder, I had to check it out. This is a black and white film circa 1945.
Ray Milland plays Don Birnam, a once rising star in the realm of writers who falls into his own trap. Like many writers he's the self-doubting sort and turns to booze for confidence. He claims it's impossible to write without a drink, but seems oblivious to the fact that once he starts drinking, he can't stop long enough to type his name, let alone a novel.
Jane Wyman plays Helen, Don's pointy-titted love interest. Who the hell was making bras back then? Helen represents all that is right with the world and she sees Don not for what he is, but for what he
could be. She's in love with Don and she's hell bent on fixing him.
In the opening sequence, Don nervously packs a suitcase while Helen and Don's brother "Wick" look on. They're supposed ot be going away to the country for the weekend but Don has other plans. Helen is under the impression that it's been 10 days since Don's last drink, but moments later, Wick finds a bottle of rye whiskey hanging out of Don's window from a length of rope. Don somehow convinces Wick and Helen to leave him alone for the afternoon to pack. The second they're out the door, Don searches all his hiding places, but there isn't a single bottle to be found.
Don looks like he's ready to cry when his maid knocks on the door. "Go away!" shouts Don, but the maid insists that Wick left her week's pay in the kitchen. Don's mind starts to make sense of the situation and he inquires, "Where would he leave the money?" Don is unemployed and lives off the generousity of his brother, which unfortunately does not include money for booze. "In the sugar jar." Says the maid. Don searches desperately and finds a ten dollar bill. "I'm sorry, but Wick must have forgotten. I'm sure he'll pay you on Monday..."
Don heads straight to the liquor store and buys two quarts of Rye whiskey. It's important to remember here that 10 dollars went a long way in 1945. Don also buys three apples to put on top of the brown-bagged booze bottles. The apples hide the bottles. The whole town seems to know he has a drinking problem. "There goes the nice man who drinks." Says an old woman as Don tips his hat in passing.
It quickly becomes clear that Don has no intention of going to the country this weekend. He heads straight for the bar and ties on a Rye feed bag with the rest of his money. Nat, the owner/bartender of the aptly named "Nat's Bar" seems to know all about Don and reluctantly pours him shot after shot of the cheapest whiskey he's got. "You know what your problem is?" says Nat regarding Don's drinking problem. "One is too many and 100 ain't enough."
Don spends the next serveral days completely soaked. He tells Nat about the book he's writing; a novel that sounds more like a biography than fiction. As the time passes and funds diminish, Don's appearance delves into homeless-wino territory. He has to beg to support his habit and at one point turns to petty theft. All the while Helen, his guardian, scours the town for Don, losing bits of her own dignity in the process. I won't tell you how it ends, but
The Lost Weekend is well worth watching... It goes great with bourbon.
It was an entertaining film full of sharp dialogue. Wilder knows how people communicate and he raises the bar when he writes dialogue. His characters are always so sharp and quick witted... it makes you want to change your speach patterns and cadence. This movie is a bit of a charicature of alcoholism from where I sit, but perhaps that's because I can and have cut myself off when I feel I need to dry out. Some people aren't able to do that as easily and that's unfortunate.
[PSA]In closing, some people shouldn't drink, you know who you are. But EVERYONE should eat meatloaf. [/PSA]
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