Usman Looking for Wife

[ReadWrite]

In July 2015, the University of Utah sociologist Nicholas H. Wolfinger discovered that the best ages to get married in order to avoid divorce are between 28 and 32. Usman is 32. Usman is Prime.

 

[Paynebringer]

No hairline = no wife.

Wives are for insecure betas....

 

[Bangkok ready d1]

Wait, isnt he married? He is always with a kid and a woman in the octagon interviews

 

[Deleted member 510653]

The bachelors aren’t usually manlet sized

Think Usman is 6'0.. He just beats up manlets.

 

[ProPROpro]

6'0 is manlet height

 

[Paynebringer]

Think Usman is 6'0.. He just beats up manlets.

 

[Deleted member 510653]

 

[Paynebringer]

Guilty...

 

[strebitel86]

First he needs to fix his hairlline.

 

[keepemup]

He needs to go bald.

 

[TUFNewb]

He has money now, so he should get those acne scars lasered

Pretty easy to get rid of

I hear it is risky if you have dark skin and generally not recommended. Can potentially make things worse.

 

[ImmigrantMentality]

He needs to go to Queens Ny if he wants to find a worthy bride for a Nigerian Prince like himself

 

[Deleted member 572945]

He seems to have awful acne problems, I feel his pain.

acne, receding hairline, the physique and athleticism of a Greek mythical hero.

 

[JohnRam87]

Big Tim was on Blind Date yo lmao

Came to post this gem but you were the faster draw.

<{monica}>

Big Tim the gold standard of MMA dating.

 

[Swoliosis]

Came to post this gem but you were the faster draw.

<{monica}>

Big Tim the gold standard of MMA dating.

I met Big Tim back in 2006 and mentioned the episode, he facepalmed and said "OH GOD" lmao

 

[Inspector Gadget]

I hear it is risky if you have dark skin and generally not recommended. Can potentially make things worse.

Damn

I guess there are advantages to being ghostly pale like me

 

[cheesus]

I thought he had kids ?

 

[TUFNewb]

Damn

I guess there are advantages to being ghostly pale like me

Yep your skin type is most ideal for any sort of laser or light treatment. Not just less risk of complication but will yield best results.

 

[dog y]

Acting could go really well.
Henchman #3 is always on demand.
Though Arlovski is a lot bigger and has those roles down. And Denzel would rather kill Arlovski than Usman.
Maybe go into singing.

 

[Inspector Gadget]

I thought he had kids ?

He does, his baby mama is Brazilian

That's probably why he was triggered by Colby in the first place

Yep your skin type is most ideal for any sort of laser or light treatment. Not just less risk of complication but will yield best results.

Just curious, how do you know all this?

Do you work in that field?