Crime Use it in a Sentence (special counsel thread v. 25)

[pinger]

So many traitors.

Anyways, rumor is that Trump has offered an agreement to Bob Mueller: If they drop the investigation and don't file any charges against him, he won't sue them for wrongful prosecution.

Yeah yeah, naah

 

[Joe]

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Yeah yeah, naah

Naah yup yup

You got btfo

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

It's a complicated Deep State conspiracy involving a few law enforcement agencies, a dozen lawyers, several judges, seventeen angry Democrats, some guy in his mother's basement, could be China.
Crooked Hillary!

 

[DEN]

I'd be so fucking stoked if Flynn fucked himself out of his freedom through another unforced error.

 

[MicroBrew]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-defender-alan-dershowitz-argues-212641967.html

Trump Defender Alan Dershowitz Argues That Lying To The FBI Isn't A Crime

“Flynn did not commit a crime by lying,” Dershowitz said during a Fox News interview Monday. “The lie has to be material to the investigation. And if the FBI already knew the answer to the question and only asked him the question in order to give him an opportunity to lie, his answer, even if false, was not material to the investigation.”

“Lying to the FBI is not a crime,” Dershowitz added.

It should be noted that lying to the FBI is indeed a crime when the falsehood in question is material to an investigation, and prosecutors have determined that Flynn’s statements were.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Lies are good. Morality is for others.
Pocket as much as you can, be the swamp

 

[Ophydian]

Where’s @Whippy McGee who was spazzing about the hidden 302 which was sealed and just mad public.

The funny thing is EVERY bombshell that has been parroted here to expose the DOJ/FBI/OSC to be corrupt or fabricating information to frame Trump goes down in a ball of flames. It’s almost as people are setting you all up.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Where’s @Whippy McGee who was spazzing about the hidden 302 which was sealed and just mad public.

The funny thing is EVERY bombshell that has been parroted here to expose the DOJ/FBI/OSC to be corrupt or fabricating information to frame Trump goes down in a ball of flames. It’s almost as people are setting you all up.

So this wasn't "it" for Mueller's investigation???

 

[hillelslovak87]

Where’s @Whippy McGee who was spazzing about the hidden 302 which was sealed and just mad public.

The funny thing is EVERY bombshell that has been parroted here to expose the DOJ/FBI/OSC to be corrupt or fabricating information to frame Trump goes down in a ball of flames. It’s almost as people are setting you all up.

They make a million confident predictions, and they all die on the vine. It's spectacular how they'll parrot this shit out, then like 3 days later the Mueller team bitch slaps their assertions to the pavement.

And they're the ones apathetically going "This is it der!!" every time something about trump's nefarious nature rears it's head.

 

[Joe]

Trumpsters will simply move on to another ct. Release the actual report! This one fake/incomplete

 

[Andy Capp]

Where’s @Whippy McGee who was spazzing about the hidden 302 which was sealed and just mad public.

The funny thing is EVERY bombshell that has been parroted here to expose the DOJ/FBI/OSC to be corrupt or fabricating information to frame Trump goes down in a ball of flames. It’s almost as people are setting you all up.

So, you're saying the missing 302 was never missing nor was it's location even a momentary concern? But they said... But that would mean Trump supporters believe bullshit. What a surprise.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

And this is surprising to.....

 

[Ophydian]

And this is surprising to.....

Didn’t read link but I thought the Trump plan and Russian Troll farm agenda were in parallel with each other. Both targeted to suppress votes with blacks, white liberal males and something else I cannot remember.

 

[DEN]

And this is surprising to.....

There's no way collusion ended after the election. Kushner immediately tried to establish a back channel with the Kremlin once Trump took power.

 

[Trotsky]

Lol mofo looks like he's using that spray on hair from back in the day.

Reminds me of Jason Alexander's character from Shallow Hal

 

[Trotsky]

"Dershowitz is an anti-Trumper" - JamesRussler, in citing two obscure professors at unranked law schools as the legal community in support of Donald Trump

 

[KaNesDeath]

Been working all weekend. Giuliani did Trump zero favors with his Sunday talk show rounds.

 

[JamesRussler]

...Figuratively speaking?

It's widely known that Robert Mueller and his team of losers are attempting to manufacture criminal charges against President Donald J. Trump, ostensibly at the behest of Democrats. He will fail because he is an incompetent buffoon.

But is tomorrow the day Mueller's luck runs out?

Maybe. Looks like Mueller's team of bureaucrats just rubbed up against Judge Emmet Sullivan, a Bill Clinton appointee who is known to be a badass. These guys seriously thought they could hide so-called FBI form "302"s from this judge, like it's his first rodeo. You know what they did? Last week they were supposed to give him all drafts of the 302s and the FBI agents' notes, but they tried to give the Judge an incomplete set of documents. He noticed (of course), and he gave them until Friday to correct their mistake, but they ignored his order again. They just gave him the docs like today. Did they think he was just gonna take that? They had another thing coming. Word on the street is that the Judge is pissed. Here's a little bit about my boy Judge Emmet Sullivan, courtesy of Law.com:

Sullivan is keenly aware of prosecution ethics.
Sullivan, about a decade ago, was the trial judge assigned to the Ted Stevens public-corruption case. Sullivan sharply rebuked the government several times in that legal saga, railing against Justice Department lawyers for failing to timely disclose potentially exculpatory evidence to Stevens’ defense lawyers at Williams & Connolly. He later named a special prosecutor to probe the prosecutors’ errors, saying: “In 25 years on the bench, I have never seen anything approaching the mishandling and misconduct that I have seen in this case.”

The Stevens case proved instructive for Sullivan. He wrote in a 2017 Wall Street Journal column that he now issues what are known as “Brady” orders in criminal cases. These orders inform prosecutors of their legal and ethical responsibilities, and their obligation to seek out and provide, in a timely fashion, any potentially exculpatory evidence to the defense.

“This reminds the prosecutors who appear before me exactly what is required of them, and it ensures that any who intentionally withhold evidence can be held accountable,” Sullivan wrote in the Journal op-ed. Sullivan said he’s encouraged fellow judges to adopt the same practice, including urging an advisory committee on criminal procedure rules to offer up an amendment that would require such disclosures.

That's right, he does't suffer fools. But Robert Mueller just played the fool big time.

Okay, realistically he probably won't do shit. This Judge is a Democrat and Clinton appointee after all. But the thing about Federal judges is this: they all think they're God. And when you piss off God, he might take the occasion to strike you down to Hell.

Discuss.

 

[hillelslovak87]

This thread will age like a showbiz wife............