News USADA visits Jon Jones for 2 days straight

[10mm]

His piss looks like pure Michelob Ultra.

Only draft beer for Johnny. Look at the head on that dude.

 

[ralphus1]

#pulsingpicograms

 

[1s1k]

I enhanced the picture using some special filters I have. He needs to hide that RX in the background and retake the picture.

 

[accolyte1022]

In a parallel universe. Jon is clean and him and Daniel are best friends.

That universe would suck.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I am a microbiologist, and i can tell by the color, and the bubble formation, that there is elevated pulsing levels in that container.

 

[MCS]

Jones under the cage should be a animated cartoon. So much potential.

 

[in the liver]

According to him

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I looked that colour up on my artist colour chart, it's called "Exogenous Yellow"

 

[RedDevilFan]

So what? If he fails another test they'll just give him another free pass.

That’s part of being alpha. If you can’t give jon Jones a free pass than who can you give one too.

Jon has earned his free USADA, cocaine, and quite frankly a free “ I can do anything I like” pass for his long illustrious alpha career. You on the other hand can’t because the universe does not see you as alpha my sorry friend but it does see Jon Jones.

The universe sees Jon Jones.

 

[in the liver]

I don't trust USADA to actually run his tests, let alone actually do anything if he does fail again. So what's the point of this smoke and mirrors stuff?

couple of days time the full story will come out. I'm thinking someone wrote "USDADA" on their shirt so they could show up at Jon's house and steal his anabolic fluids to sell to bodybuilders

 

[Failwani]

How many picos in that swimming pool

 

[Granite Wall]

That’s part of being alpha. If you can’t give jon Jones a free pass than who can you give one too.

Jon has earned his free USADA, cocaine, and quite frankly a free “ I can do anything I like” pass for his long illustrious alpha career. You on the other hand can’t because the universe does not see you as alpha my sorry friend but it does see Jon Jones.

The universe sees Jon Jones.

Riiiiight.

So alpha that he had to snitch like a bitch to USADA. <Lmaoo>

Wasn't man enough to serve his time like TJ.

 

[RedDevilFan]

Riiiiight.

So alpha that he had to snitch like a bitch to USADA. <Lmaoo>

Wasn't man enough to serve his time like TJ.

Serving time is for suckers, alphas snitch and get out of jail.

 

[SamboPunch]

 

[Mmmmmmma1234]

So what? If he fails another test they'll just give him another free pass.

They probably came back the 2nd day because the 1st sample pulsed too high and asked for a cleaner one.

 

[ultramanhyata]

Jones obviously has complete faith in his chemist and the designer test-evading concoction he's come up with.

 

[I am Everywhere]

So im assuming he knows he passed it since he happily posed this picture. Sucks they didnt catch him this time around.

 

[Kvothe_the_kingkiller]

According to him

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If Jones posted that, I have new appreciation for his self deprecating sense of humor.

Crack-piss. Jon should get on that patent (or copyright or whatever it’s called).

 

[Bend NvR Break]

That's actually a great way to catch people.

Test them then immediately come back within 2-4 days and test them again.

 

[DebtCollectorMMA]

Probably made a deal with Machida!

 

[Rud3bw0y]

It’s funny how you guys loved USADa when they busted Jones but hate USADa when they cleared him

lol simps