Untaken nicknames

[Gorilllla]

Here are some nicknames which seem to be available for MMA fighters:

The Ninja Sloth
The Angry Monkey
The Great Gibbon
The Champ of the Chimps
The Punchy Primate
The Aggressive Ape

I don't know why none of these fantastic monikers are taken. Any more suggestions?

 

[ironball]

The Cuck

 

[charalsias]

The Wasteland

 

[accolyte1022]

Jabroni.

 

[CostumedExtrmst]

Feasting 25 plate

Or....

Feasting 25 ate.

Whichever<7>

 

[Michaelangelo]

The Rapist Therapist

 

[eiyuu]

The Cornhole King

 

[BisexualMMA]

The Bukkake Dumpster.

 

[I see stiffness]

Bones and Rowdy.

 

[Psychedelic]

Beastin' 25/8 ... oh wait !

 

[funksoulbrother]

Spicy orange watermelon eating face puncher

 

[funksoulbrother]

Or
The bible thumper

 

[Electrifyin1]

The Asthmatic...

 

[MonkeyGirl]

The amazing beagle
The stiff holder
The axe sharpener
Your sugar daddy
The mean MF
Da fat Rounda sister
Chicken legs
The glory hole puncher
I'll beat your ass

 

[Fullmount Triangle]

The Literal Serial Killer

 

[Jimmy jump]

The Eyepoker

The Bollock Smasher

TS - lots of references to monkeys - are you a closet racist?

 

[Gorilllla]

The Eyepoker

The Bollock Smasher

TS - lots of references to monkeys - are you a closet racist?

I'm afraid you've fallen for the trick - you are the racist for associating monkeys with black people.

 

[Platinum]

Beastin 26/9

 

[My name is]

I gotta piss

 

[eiyuu]

Fisting Fury