UNBEATABLE fighting system

bjjaz said:
This has already been posted on this forum more than twice.
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go and look at the other 2 posts then you twat.

like before i bring something up i have to check the database to see if its ever been up before. next time you are about to post that pointless shit punch yourself in the face first for being on sherdog too much

or should i say mace yourself, karate chop your balls and youll know you have been beaten soundly by a concrete martial style
 
Im gonna make a video like this and have nothing but crazy techniques that i make up while intoxicated. the beaver punch, the robot clam, the death spank, the donkey shuffle and last but not least the fiery dragon dong! I'm gonna be rich!
 
I think I know how the system works:

Step 1: Glue Razor blades on every inch of your body, except for your twig & berries.
Step 2: Cover said Twig & Berries with a titanium alloy cup.
Step 3: Carry around a suitcase dirty bomb.
Step 4: Whenever someone comes within 10 feet of you or looks at you, threaten to detonate the dirty bomb.
Step 5: Scream random words out and tug on your hair a lot whenever no one is within 10 feet of you.

Please mail me $50.
 
To be unbeatable on the street, charge, throw a 1-2 combo, get in close, grab the back of head and squeeze there eyes until juice comes out and your thumbs are threw there eyes and into there brain........ always works!!!
 
That guy has awesome karate chops in the video. I don't know what is better the video or the pictures of people in the testimonials on the side.
 
Close Combat Training is the ONLY proven effective "no sweating, no hard training" self defense system ever invented.
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nothing in life comes easy

dude I would challenge that guy on the spot
if I saw him
 
When I opened this thread I was expecting a picture of this guy:

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Hey, if nothing else "Taken" has shown us the power of a chop...as long as it's to the throat...
 
bow to your sensei...BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!

This is completely hilarious... unless you've actually paid money for it and then gotten your ass kicked.
 
The whole point of training is so you don't revert back to fighting like a girl when you actually have to fight. Ugh, what a moron.
 
I already watch Diamond Dave and as long as i'm not a judi choppin while ninji kickin i'll be just fine.
 
Lenski said:
frankly, even the u.s. Government will deny what i'm about to say.

Listen:

Almost 80 years ago, on the eve of world war 2, there was a meeting within the house of lords in london. In attendance were some of the world's richest and most powerful men: Including billionaires (there were only a few at the time), diplomats, kings, world leaders, presidents, and other powerful "elites" who controlled vast sums of money and power.

These people were literally desperate to discover the answer to one question, and one question only:

"what really works in combat?"

why did they need to know the answer to this question?

Because these guys were scared shitless (and rightfully so) that they were about to lose their entire fortunes to the single greatest threat mankind had ever seen:

The nazis.

And so, these european power players teamed up with the british government to commission a small group of "combat engineers" to study every single one of the world's most combative fighting styles, martial arts and self defense techniques.
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Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
 
It's pretty easy to find a torrent of this, if I recall correctly.

I DLed it a while back and watched the first video. He shows a few extremely basic techniques, but then spends most of it explaining his "new incredible" system of learning. I can't really explain it, but basically you assign a number to different directions, and the idea is that your actions become based on this numbering system, which enables you to master everything after being shown it once. This also allows you to apply it instinctively, thus making your reactions inhumanly quick, because you've removed conscious thought from the process and simply know that if someone comes at you, you launch a 3-6-1 (or whatever the hell).

So yeah...epic bullshido.
 
Not this guy again.
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f12/who-top-grappler-1020605/
The guys name is chris pizzo. prior to being captain Chris, he was LT. X. Here is the deal. A guy by the name of Carl Cestari, developed a reputation as one of the foremost experts on WW2 hand to hand combat. He was also a judo black belt and had a long Karate history. He trained with a guy by the name of Charlie Nelson. Cestari was a foutain of knowledge when it came to WW2 era combatives. Cestari had a student named Damien Ross. Carl taught classes out of Damien's dojo for a while. Carl died a few years back. Along comes Pizzo. Through some method, they convince Carl's widow to sell them the rights to Carls videos. Lt. X is born and they go on a hyper marketing campaign. At some point Damien and Chris fall out and Captain Chris is born.

The dude is no captain. He sold the Carl's videos under dishonest means. He is an ass hat.
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The bottom line is that he is selling some system based on the Fairbairn/Sykes system in WW2. The problem is that he doesn't have a background in it. You can see it in the clip where he attempts to teach some basic stuff. WW2 combatives is good stuff, if you have a limited time to to train someone but it is not the be all and end all of combat. Carl, unlike this ass hat, was a foutain of information. He was mainly known as a WW2 combatives guy but he spent a lot time learning other arts, like judo, karate, combat La Rue, savate, old school western boxing, La Cane.
 
Andre00 said:
Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

So who's in this Pentavirate?

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
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LOL, I was just quoting that movie at work!
 
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