Social UFOs out fog in: internet now baffled by normal weather

[PBAC]

Reports of mysterious damp cloudy substance has turned internet into frenzy. Fog has never happened in winter, says one user. Netizens are also noting the appearance of this smoke like odourless moisture coincides with myseterious christmas illness causing coughs and runny noses.

This has never happened before. Why is this not in the news?

Explanations for fog include orbs, aliens and a goverment psy op. The entire world has been engufled leaving countries that havent been engufled feeling left out on new year. Are we not cool enough to be seeded? A scientist tried to explain but was promptly told to fuck off.

I am in ireland which is normally foggy on new year but it is not foggy right now. This means the aliens took our fog.

Happy new year

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Reports of mysterious damp cloudy substance has turned internet into frenzy. Fog has never happened in winter, says one user. Netizens are also noting the appearance of this smoke like odourless moisture coincides with myseterious christmas illness causing coughs and runny noses.

This has never happened before. Why is this not in the news?

Explanations for fog include orbs, aliens and a goverment psy op. A scientist tried to explain it but was promptly told to fuck off.

Happy new year

 

[lsa]

Its winter here and we have fog.
Is normal.

people need to get off internet

 

[Spam On Rye]

I want to beLIEve

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

@lsa

 

[lsa]

@lsa

Dimma = Fog

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Dimma = Fog

 

[Bornstarch]

Some people are claiming the fog is making some people gay

 

[chill doggie]

At first I was only hearing about it from European people so I figured it could be Dracula.

 

[Osculater]

it's probably just nice healthy ozone in the air

 

[Don Quixote]

This is ironic that me and my wife are watching this now.

 

[Ardaric]

it's problably just the ghosts of some shipwrecked lepers hellbent on vengeance.

 

[KeepingItReal]

This is ironic that me and my wife are watching this now.

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

So the drones are gone now?

 

[Natural Order]

 

[Jar of Flies]

First the dRoNeS were coming for us (aka planes and stars) now clouds are gonna get us. People really are evolving backwards.

 

[PBAC]

Im waiting for the believer to enter the chat. Wheres that turtle guy?

 

[chill doggie]

Im waiting for the believer to enter the chat. Wheres that turtle guy?

@Clippy

 

[lsa]

It just London Fog

 

[AstralPanda]

This thread convinced me that we need to fear the fog

Before it's too late