News UFC officially sponsored by Otter Pops

[Qwerty1]

MMA lacks magic ass spray.

What is going on here

 

[Qwerty1]

My kids better not have Otter pops, Capri Suns, Kool aid jammers, etc. Cuz im crushing like 5 of them back to back.

 

[cabear]

I love these things. A Thai restaurant years ago used to sell a grape otter pop drink. Tasted just like it and full of liquor. Awesome.

 

[Herwald]

I’m struggling to understand how this is like a condom sponsor

Maybe people put them up their butts? Here's some evidence:

Nothing goes with Proper 12 like an otter pop.

 

[gevoudane]

Condom Depot never gave anyone diabetes.

I wouldnt bet on that.

 

[Satanical Eve]

I actually have some in my freezer right now

 

[accolyte1022]

What is going on here

Butt hurt, socc... err football style.

Charleroi’s Javier Martos hurt his butt, and medical technology has apparently advanced to the point that one can immediately ice an injury with a cold spray applied with what looks like a giant caulking gun. In this case, the spray was applied to Martos’ butt. Martos appeared to be in serious pain, but thank goodness he wound up being okay, because it’s impossible to stop laughing at the faces he makes while being sprayed like a child who sat on a hill of fire ants:

https://uproxx.com/sports/soccer-magic-spray-butt/

 

[downthepines]

Back in the day, Dana would have sold us down the river for months about a new product that was gonna revolutionize the ufc.

 

[GSP_37]

Haven't had Otter Pops in ages. Guess it's TIME!

 

[quebert]

I really thought about why the UFC would want them as a sponsor, then I thought why the fuck would Otter Pop want to advertise on a UFC event. My guess maybe it's a one and done deal. Perhaps a ton the 30+ UFC fans saw it and went "fuuuuck I haven't had an Otter Pop since I was a kid" and ran out the next day to buy them.

I just typed Otter into Googles and it was the 2nd result under Otterbox. So since people are searching for it, maybe them being an advertiser does make some sort of sense. Too bad Brock isn't still the champ, imagine him winning and in the post fight interview

"I'ma go home and eat a Fla-Vor-Ice, that's a Fla-Vor-Ice because Otter Pop won't pay me nuthin."

 

[StanClarker]

This is great news....

 

[Andrei Orlovski]

Pornhub should sponsor guys who like to lay and pray

 

[eon001]

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The next condom depot.

The UFC's hypocrisy always makes me laugh. Dana's big argument for the Reebok deal was it cleans up the look of the UFC, but they never stopped plastering Monster, Corn nuts, Metro pcs or whatever random garish nonsense splattered all over the cage.

 

[SanDiego**]

Otter pops are amazing! I used to work in the er and we kept some for patients and children but I used to devour them on shift lol

 

[White Trunks Black Trim]

I like it. We all need more fun in our lives.

 

[Doughie99]

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The next condom depot.

yeah just don't try to use an Otter Pops as a condom.

 

[Iron Nick]

I’m struggling to understand how this is like a condom sponsor

Wait... are you telling me you're not supposed to put the plastic foil on your dick after you ate the ice?

 

[Jackonfire]

Probably the GOAT sponsor in UFC history if we're being honest.

"We're not here to take part, we're here to takeover!"
- Alexander the Grape

Some next level marketing going on last night

 

[Wormwood]

Devour Frozen Meals and Manscape as well. UFC really upping their game

Almost feels like the Spike TV days again...

 

[IndyCovaHart]