Media UFC Needs Smaller Ring Girls; Manlet Champs Dwarfed By Sexpots Ain’t A Good Look Dana!

[Let's Dance]

I realize this isn’t an issue us Sherbros need to worry about being on average 6’7”, 285…

And before y’all say that even the shortest/lightest Alpha Male UFC Athletes (Volk is 5’5”) can score with a normal sized model like Brittney - 5’6”, or even an Amazonian Goddess like Brookliyn - 5’10” (Snu Snu is life), it’s merely about optics and equal opportunity. Most Men are taller than their Women or at-least the same height.

There’s no lack of small statured dimes in the world, so why shouldn’t there be a Ring Girl for every weight class?

What say you Sherdogs? Should Dana let some fine shorties onto his casting couch and see if they can make the cut?

All 5’4” or less, here is a plethora of petite pretties to prove my point and wet your palate (or panties, depending on your preferences).

Eva

Hayden

Zoe

Mila

Scarlett

Natalie

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Khabib thinks we need no ring girls


Besides even 5'4'' is taller than some flyweights. What we need are some fine shorties, literally

 

[TheGrouch]

As long as they don't have fake asses or BBLs, IDGAF.

 

[koquerelle]

Smaller refs too. Dwarves would make the lower weight classes look way bigger. We also need a smaller version of Bruce Buffer.

edit: Your age is showing, TS. Any picture of a young Betty White?

 

[The GR81]

Wait...what?

 

[Slapchoppin]

i think you need to jerk off and go to bed

 

[Logic Bomb]

Fuck that, I say we make everything bigger!
Bigger tits, bigger ass, bigger snu snu, etc....

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Or alternatively, keep all the ring girls and fire the mallets

 

[sherdogwantedtonamemekiki]

Or alternatively, keep all the ring girls and fire the mallets

Ultimate Fapping Championship incoming?

 

[Let's Dance]

Khabib thinks we need no ring girls


Besides even 5'4'' is taller than some flyweights. What we need are some fine shorties, literally

As long as they don't have fake asses or BBLs, IDGAF.

Smaller refs too. Dwarves would make the lower weight classes look way bigger. We also need a smaller version of Bruce Buffer.

edit: Your age is showing, TS. Any picture of a young Betty White?

Wait...what?

i think you need to jerk off and go to bed

Fuck that, I say we make everything bigger!
Bigger tits, bigger ass, bigger snu snu, etc....

Or alternatively, keep all the ring girls and fire the mallets

Ultimate Fapping Championship incoming?