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Media UFC Needs Smaller Ring Girls; Manlet Champs Dwarfed By Sexpots Ain’t A Good Look Dana!

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Let's Dance, Sep 24, 2021.

  1. Let's Dance Blue Belt

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    I realize this isn’t an issue us Sherbros need to worry about being on average 6’7”, 285…

    And before y’all say that even the shortest/lightest Alpha Male UFC Athletes (Volk is 5’5”) can score with a normal sized model like Brittney - 5’6”, or even an Amazonian Goddess like Brookliyn - 5’10” (Snu Snu is life), it’s merely about optics and equal opportunity. Most Men are taller than their Women or at-least the same height.

    There’s no lack of small statured dimes in the world, so why shouldn’t there be a Ring Girl for every weight class?

    What say you Sherdogs? Should Dana let some fine shorties onto his casting couch and see if they can make the cut?

    All 5’4” or less, here is a plethora of petite pretties to prove my point and wet your palate (or panties, depending on your preferences).

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  2. Get To Da Choppa Black Belt

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    Khabib thinks we need no ring girls
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    Besides even 5'4'' is taller than some flyweights. What we need are some fine shorties, literally
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  3. TheGrouch Shoulda died already

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    As long as they don't have fake asses or BBLs, IDGAF.
     
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  4. koquerelle Silver Belt

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    Smaller refs too. Dwarves would make the lower weight classes look way bigger. We also need a smaller version of Bruce Buffer.

    edit: Your age is showing, TS. Any picture of a young Betty White?
     
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  5. The GR81 Orange Belt

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    Wait...what?
     
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  6. Slapchoppin Black Belt

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    i think you need to jerk off and go to bed
     
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  7. Logic Bomb Blue Belt

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    Fuck that, I say we make everything bigger!
    Bigger tits, bigger ass, bigger snu snu, etc....
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  8. Only Here for Attachments Bacon Lettuce and Mayo

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    Or alternatively, keep all the ring girls and fire the mallets

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  9. sherdogwantedtonamemekiki Paint thinner smells really good

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    Ultimate Fapping Championship incoming?
     
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