Media UFC launching food subscription

[Mohawk Banditó]

I hear they'll get actual fighters to deliver the food for you.

Delivery driver is just the fighter's real career, since the UFC is only an opportunity

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I Could Eat

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Do yall think Dana eats this?

Not even on fuck it Fridays

 

[HNIC215]

"Contains bioengineered food ingredient"

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

By the people who brought you octagon shaped frozen pizza

That shit was rancid. Greasiest, grossest frozen pizza I’ve ever had

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Hard for me to imagine this stuff isn't pure garbage. Why would I trust the UFC, the greediest of greedy people with no culinary backgrounds, to be a better option than the 100s of other companies doing the same thing.

Will sit back and wait for Dana to tell me Ignite is even bigger than PowerSlap

It's just even more revenge against the culinary union.

UFC would be the type of company to sell a meal with some chalk-filled milk to save a buck

 

[mkess101]

That shit was rancid. Greasiest, grossest frozen pizza I’ve ever had

It really had some staying power lmao. Shit was in grocery stores for like 5 minutes. I never had a chance to try it...and now I'm thankful for that.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

God damn I hope the food comes with a hot dog brander.

Took longer than i thought for the hot dog brander to get mentioned.

 

[Deadwing88]

That shit was rancid. Greasiest, grossest frozen pizza I’ve ever had

Dana had his finest minium wage artisans work on creating it

 

[BFoe]

It really had some staying power lmao. Shit was in grocery stores for like 5 minutes. I never had a chance to try it...and now I'm thankful for that.

Everything Devour makes is like an instant ulcer.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Please god let the UFC go under completely

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Everything Devour makes is like an instant ulcer.

I think I had some mac & cheese that had their name on it once. It was some kind of fancy schmancy white cheese and had bacon bits. Was like $8 or some shit. Blue box is the better choice lol

 

[Ibm]

well the UFC has to make money in some way.

 

[glavinator]

It's ok. I'm sure it's Gary brecka approved

 

[PaulieVegas27]

Just one more UFC product I will not be paying for.

I wonder if the winner of every Power Slap fight will get a free UFC Ignite meal as a bonus if they win.

 

[PaulieVegas27]

You have to pay an additional $49.99 for that.

$59.99 if you want the brander to be in HD.

 

[Milenkovic]

The only food i'll ever need

 

[whocares]

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[SamuraiBro]

We really are in the slop era of the UFC. We had it so good a few years ago,

 

[Spath]

I’m sure they’re just looking after their fighters and not trying to profit off this shit