UFC is proud to announce it's selling tinfoil hats to UFC fans

[don't ask]

UFC And Aires Tech Announce Multi-Year Global Marketing Partnership

www.ufc.com

UFC, the world’s premier mixed martial arts organization, and American Aires Inc. (CSE: WIFI) (OTCQB: AAIRF) (Aires Tech or Aires), a pioneer in cutting-edge technology designed to protect against electromagnetic radiation and optimize human health, today announced a new global marketing partnership that will showcase Aires Tech branding within UFC’s biggest events.... Aires Tech is dedicated to bridging the gap between technology and wellness. Aires Tech’s mission is to provide cutting-edge solutions that protect against electromagnetic radiation without disrupting everyday use of technology. Aires Tech products stand out in the EMF protection market, characterized by their scientific ingenuity and practical application.

It's worth nothing that, for years, the UFC was selling hotdog branders that would attract radiation towards me. I regret buying so many of them, but now I can finally repel the radiation.

 

[Fedora Millionankles]

UFC And Aires Tech Announce Multi-Year Global Marketing Partnership

www.ufc.com

It's worth nothing that, for years, the UFC was selling hotdog branders that would attract radiation towards me. I regret buying so many of them, but now I can finally repel the radiation.

Next are tinfoil condoms to protect the 2nd brain.

 

[runjay]

 

[d0g]

Look at what they're charging for this junk. Can't believe that anyone would fall for the claims they're making

 

[don't ask]

Look at what they're charging for this junk. Can't believe that anyone would fall for the claims they're making

ahahahaha I thought they were going to be selling something that at least looked like manly tech, but they're literally selling crystals. I'm fucking dying here. The UFC definitely knows their dumb-ass audience well.

 

[MMAALLDAYBAYBAY]

Look at what they're charging for this junk. Can't believe that anyone would fall for the claims they're making

How many Lifetunes do you own?

 

[d0g]

"OPTIMIZE WITH LIFETUNE, THE GOLD-STANDARD OF EMF PROTECTION​

The only patented, proven effective EMF solution that can be validated in real-time by EEG brain maps in addition to peer-reviewed studies, clinical trials and over 20 years of research and development."

My bad. It looks super credible. I don't think the UFC would risk getting involved with any shady companies.

 

[Jin Akutsu]

But will it sell out like the UFC Hot Dog Brander?

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Wait fam dis why JRE had Terrence Howard on him show chattin aboot frequencies n also on aboot how dem eggheadz ain't know maths lyin AZZ bucktees if so das lit good fi dem I heard networkin' a growth hack dun kno stay on di grind fam bless up

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Any u stat eggheadz work di Excel magic n figure out what's di correlation between degrees of separation from Rogan (DSR) n a product securin di like ratio of how many secured to DSR ting like dat 1 degree bein a idea ting be lit lmk when u got it fam

Ex: Joe Rogan -> Lucious saiyan di eggheadz wrong frequency a ting look it up mans bear genius -> UFC crystals

2 degrees

 

[AdamWarlock]

Look at what they're charging for this junk. Can't believe that anyone would fall for the claims they're making

lmfao

i feel so bad for ufc fans

 

[Spath]

But will it sell out like the UFC Hot Dog Brander?

What both products have in common is that neither of them actually work



Have you seen the branded hot dog pic?

 

[Rhood]

But how much are the Wolf tickets tho?

 

[humperdoo]

So they provide the radiation problem thru that hotdog brander and then they also give the solution to this problem with this cutting-edge electromagnetic radiation protection. Sweet!

 

[Deleted member 585708]

I just ordered the UFC magic beans starter pack for just 199.99!

This is some responsible bullshit right here!

 

[TheToneZone]

Now the usefulness of something like this is obviously up for debate (what's the point supposed to be) but the most entry level familiarity with physics would tell you that yes, you can insulate something from radiation with the right material.

Is this to like, keep your shit from getting hacked or something?

Also if the phone still works radiation is getting in and out so what's up with this goofy stuff?

 

[TheToneZone]

Gotta put Dana in a lead box to keep him safe

 

[sonhow]

Tinfoil hat that protects the user from radiation but whispers to buy the next ppv.

 

[loisestrad]

I pity the fools who buy a Lifetune Go. You absolutely need a Lifetune Zone Max to be safe.

 

[ferrisjso]

Tinfoil hat that protects the user from radiation but whispers to buy the next ppv.

I've heard the main way to shield yourself from radiation is to subscribe to ESPN plus. If you subscribe to Disney plus you double your level of protection!!